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prefect posted:Two weeks in the slammer for pissing on a statue? near a plaque that tbh looks like a fire hydrant/pipeline/cable marker fash country does fash things, and although this guy is clearly a oval office because he got tanked up and went to a nazi demo, custodial sentences for minor crimes are bad XMNN has issued a correction as of 15:07 on Jun 15, 2020 |
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prefect posted:Two weeks in the slammer for pissing on a statue? still surprised, but if the pisser had been black they would have padlocked themselves in an ikea bag and stabbed themselves to death in a tragic weird masturbation accident by now
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tbf he's lucky he didn't do it in a month or so, or however long it takes for them to rush through that bill making "desecrating a war memorial" punishable with 10 years also the former prosecutor Labour leader is supporting it because he wants to win the fash vote Keir is a cop
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bronze disease is real and strong and yr friend
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i don't know how badly prisons here are handling coronavirus but seeing as how they're insanely underfunded i imagine its terribly so its a terrible idea sending anyone to prison at all let alone for something like this
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Honest Thief posted:it's even worse, it was a statue not even 5 years old of a priest and brazilian native children, and it's a mess involving possibly the far right being involved in the statue defacing to incite hatred and so on Que
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Jose posted:i don't know how badly prisons here are handling coronavirus but seeing as how they're insanely underfunded i imagine its terribly so its a terrible idea sending anyone to prison at all let alone for something like this prisons are (were?) on permanent lockdown, everyone just in their cells all day
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Samovar posted:Que bluepilled, thats a descriptor for liberals, no? definitely not bluechew or any other blue pill
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yeah time to quit the party https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/1272462537062318080?s=20
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but if they don't have any policies then no one will be able to criticise their policies so they'll win the election by default and get to implement all the policies that they don't have
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Honest Thief posted:bluepilled, thats a descriptor for liberals, no? definitely not bluechew or any other blue pill
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labour will never win another election
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New New Labour Pro-statue, anti-trans rights
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neo labour e: whenever i see keir starmer i think it's richard spencer for a sec, without fail
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good news everyone https://twitter.com/monicabeharding/status/1273498433375141888?s=21
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July & August: "Nudge" or "shove" people to take action September to November: "Shock and awe" December & January: "Loss avoidance" January 2021 onward: "new opportunities" lol
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Bobby Digital posted:good news everyone Why would one be keen to get Tim Tams, the pound shop version of Penguins?
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it's a ridiculous and funny name?
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Samovar posted:Why would one be keen to get Tim Tams, the pound shop version of Penguins? can i have a full report on tim tams, what can we expect? I'm assuming they are better at least than american "chocolate" like hersheys?
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Timtams are pretty good imho
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Snap into a slim jim Tap into a tim tam Frammin' at the jim-jam frippin' in the krotz
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tote up a bags posted:Timtams are pretty good imho Your opinion sucks. They're low tier at best.
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marktheando posted:can i have a full report on tim tams, what can we expect? Oh don't count out the vomit flavoured US chocolate, we gonna get a poo poo load of that as well.
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I thought we were just going to trudge downhill to an awful no-deal, but I didn't think it was going to get this stupid prime minister telling us about all the new choccie biccies at the tuck shop
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https://twitter.com/ChrChristensen/status/1273326033660522498?p=v i dont read this thread anymore since your country went to poo poo but i thought you might find this attempted trump own funny since britgoons were how i learned that britains nukes are extremely theoretical since theyre literally impossible to use without express permission from the united states
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:i thought trident had no safety lock thats true. britain can easily fire them, britain can't maintain them without US approval since they don't have the facilities.
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An officer of her majesty's navy would never do a bad thing so we don't need any of your American permissive action link nonsense
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Bobby Digital posted:good news everyone It's days later and I just assumed this was a photoshopped meme  me for forgetting this is hellworld
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Tim Tam is good 'n' all but I gotta have my Ding Dong.
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Avirosb posted:Snap into a slim jim Wank into a Wagon Wheel.
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marktheando posted:can i have a full report on tim tams, what can we expect? Tim tams are just low grade penguins. The white chocolate ones taste absolutely alarming
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Bobby Digital posted:good news everyone hell yes
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a portal opens on a london street. out falls a newspaper clipping dated june 2022 featuring a recipe for tim tam casserole "ADEQUATE FOOD" is scrawled on the back
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mrmcd posted:Saw this in the turnp thread and am told it is "very british" Is "football fan" a euphemism for "unemployed" or something?
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Sailor Cat posted:Is "football fan" a euphemism for "unemployed" or something? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_Lads_Alliance
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