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TODAY begins the BYOB Summer Olympics! The BYOB Summer Olympics is a simulated competition held across a variety of summer olympics events. It features virtual, simulated version of your favorite BYOB posters! I tried to include a lot of the people I've seen post the most but if you want to join the olympics just poast itt and I will add you to the next event!! All events are generated using Xkoranate with the most up to date formulas Hooray! Let's go BYOB!!!! Today's events: 100m & 200m sprint 100m sprint code:
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---3 points cda (1G) FluffieDuckie (1G) ---2 points DOPE FIEND KILLA J (1S) SweetWillyRollbar (1S) ---1 point City of Glompton (1B) Heather Papps (1B) barnold fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Jun 14, 2020
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# ? Jun 14, 2020 22:29 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 00:54 |
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I will b everyone’s number 1 fan
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# ? Jun 14, 2020 22:57 |
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Put me in for the vuvuzela event pls
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# ? Jun 14, 2020 23:16 |
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I won a sprint and I didn’t even get off my couch I should have taken up running a long time ago
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# ? Jun 14, 2020 23:21 |
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In my defense, I was delayed because there were some exciting ants on the ground and I had to follow them to their nest It was right at the finish line, I should have known
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# ? Jun 15, 2020 00:32 |
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'it's not a sprint, it's a marathon!' as i stop to smoke yet another joint. the rest of the competitors have finished the 100m and gone home
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# ? Jun 15, 2020 00:50 |
finally I can compete in e-sports
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# ? Jun 15, 2020 01:10 |
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yay i'm an athlete
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# ? Jun 15, 2020 02:18 |
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FluffieDuckie posted:I won a sprint and I didn’t even get off my couch I didn't even have to virtually try without knowing about it, so I feel like that is even lazier. Some people complain about kids receiving participation awards, but it is going to really rile them up when I get my "lack of participation" ribbon.
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# ? Jun 15, 2020 07:09 |
am i winning? i feel like a winner. you're all winners in my book
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# ? Jun 15, 2020 08:13 |
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the participation trophy is just the gold medal in byob also the gold medal is actually made of chocolate
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# ? Jun 15, 2020 12:42 |
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I think I’m really gone shine in the new simultaneous pole vault/javelin catch event.
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# ? Jun 15, 2020 13:00 |
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sign me up for the hog wrasslin'
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# ? Jun 15, 2020 13:05 |
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even though i didn't podium i'm really proud of myself for finally breaking into the sub-10-second 100m sprint. i feel like it's been just out of reach for months now, and i want to thank all these top-tier competitors for spurring me on to break my personal record
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# ? Jun 15, 2020 14:39 |
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Today's events are some of the most exciting the BYOB olympics has to offer! Weed Smoking First one to smoke a pound of weed wins! code:
You have 10 chances in a playroom full of cats to pet as many of them as you can! code:
---3 points cda (1G) FluffieDuckie (1G) owlhawk911 (1G) ---2 points DOPE FIEND KILLA J (1S) Stoner Sloth (1S) Stooge (1S) SweetWillyRollbar (1S) ---1 point City of Glompton (1B) Heather Papps (1B) Luvcow (1B) Manifisto (1B)
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 16:44 |
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pretty sure i won thank you for the medals |
# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:10 |
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Glad to see my semi regular jogging is paying off but...Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:Today's events are some of the most exciting the BYOB olympics has to offer! Does this make me a cop? |
# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:10 |
all that bong time really paid off. i'd like to thank all of byob, with a special shout-out to my rip coach Dave
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:25 |
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alwyas the bridesmaid
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:27 |
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I told you, two weeks in a cat shelter will pay off. Everyone was like, no, that's a waste of time, what do you need quality petting for, but I knew it. I knew it will be valuable. Leader board, here I come
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 20:30 |
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I'm out of breath from reading this
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jun 16, 2020 20:36 |
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gonna sing oh canada so proudly, bilingually
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 22:32 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Glad to see my semi regular jogging is paying off but... it means you greened out
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 02:05 |
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dang can i get a potmetal medal for 'most consistently last' or somethin.
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 02:13 |
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:dang can i get a potmetal medal for 'most consistently last' or somethin. Don’t worry, I’m sure your event is coming soon.
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 02:59 |
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FluffieDuckie posted:Don’t worry, I’m sure your event is coming soon. Maybe my event is coming in last and I'm just really good at it
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 03:03 |
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:Today's events are some of the most exciting the BYOB olympics has to offer! to be clear! my disqualification was due to a false start issue. and a bit of a threaten the referee with karate issue. but i definitely finished the weed.
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 04:02 |
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i love these events. i hope that someday, competitive empty quoting will be accepted as an olympic sport |
# ? Jun 17, 2020 07:29 |
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nut posted:alwyas the bridesmaid Event for being the bridesmaid. If you come first, you lose, if you come second I guess you still technically lose??
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 10:21 |
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owlhawk911 posted:all that bong time really paid off. i'd like to thank all of byob, with a special shout-out to my rip coach Dave congratulations there friend, thought i had it but you pulled ahead at the home stretch. all around though a great field of competitors! |
# ? Jun 17, 2020 10:40 |
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City of Glompton posted:i love these events. i hope that someday, competitive empty quoting will be accepted as an olympic sport |
# ? Jun 17, 2020 10:40 |
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City of Glompton posted:i love these events. i hope that someday, competitive empty quoting will be accepted as an olympic sport
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 10:48 |
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 10:49 |
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can't wait for the marathon
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 14:18 |
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a new day, and two new BYOB olympic events!!!! things are really heating up!! Hammock Cat In the Hammock Cat event, you put a cat in a hammock and let 'em swing! The longer your hammock cat swings, the chiller your hammock cat is, and therefore closer to the gold medal! (i used the artistic gymnastics generator for this event heh) code:
In this event, you roll a really big doink! Whoever rolls the largest doink wins, and then we get to smoke all the doinks together in Amish. Doinks will be measured in inches, meters be damned. code:
---5 points owlhawk911 (1G, 1S) ---3 points cda (1G) FluffieDuckie (1G) JadedBurnout (1G) vanisher (1G) ---2 points DOPE FIEND KILLA J (1S) Stoner Sloth (1S) Stooge (1S) SweetWillyRollbar (1S) Tiny Tubesteak Tom (1S) ---1 point alnilam (1B) City of Glompton (1B) Heather Papps (1B) Luvcow (1B) Manifisto (1B) Pot Smoke Phoenix (1B)
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 21:38 |
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vanishing big doinks in amish
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 21:40 |
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i've already been awful at rolling
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 21:44 |
so close! i chose to specialize in blazing events, but have always naturally favoured the bong since birth. that's alright though. the real winners are the big doinks we smoked in amish along the way
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 22:06 |
i'm getting better and better at each event. I'll have my metal medal soon I can feel it
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# ? Jun 18, 2020 18:54 |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:i'm getting better and better at each event. I'll have my metal medal soon I can feel it Not if I meddle with the results! |
# ? Jun 19, 2020 03:14 |