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barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

TODAY begins the BYOB Summer Olympics! The BYOB Summer Olympics is a simulated competition held across a variety of summer olympics events. It features virtual, simulated version of your favorite BYOB posters! I tried to include a lot of the people I've seen post the most but if you want to join the olympics just poast itt and I will add you to the next event!!

All events are generated using Xkoranate with the most up to date formulas

Hooray! Let's go BYOB!!!!

Today's events: 100m & 200m sprint

100m sprint

code:

 1 cda                       9.92  GOLD MEDAL
 2 SweetWillyRollbar         9.92 SILVER MEDAL
 3 Heather Papps             9.92 BRONZE MEDAL
 4 City of Glompton          9.93
 5 Slush Garbo               9.94
 6 FluffieDuckie             9.94
 7 Jaded Burnout             9.94
 8 Pot Smoke Phoenix         9.95
 9 Tiny Tubesteak Tom        9.97
10 Goons Are Great           9.97
11 alnilam                   9.98
12 Barking Gecko             9.98
13 Kief Richards             9.99
14 DOPE FIEND KILLA G        9.99
15 owlhawk911                9.99
16 biosterous                9.99
17 vanisher                 10.01
18 Manifisto                10.01
19 Kaiser Schnitzel         10.02
20 Luvcow                   10.02
21 Stoner Sloth             10.03

200m sprint

code:

 1 FluffieDuckie            20.01  GOLD MEDAL
 2 DOPE FIEND KILLA G       20.12  SILVER MEDAL
 3 City of Glompton         20.18  BRONZE MEDAL
 4 Tiny Tubesteak Tom       20.19
 5 Pot Smoke Phoenix        20.22
 6 Jaded Burnout            20.26
 7 biosterous               20.27
 8 vanisher                 20.29
 9 Manifisto                20.33
10 owlhawk911               20.34
11 Slush Garbo              20.35
12 Heather Papps            20.41
13 cda                      20.41
14 alnilam                  20.42
15 SweetWillyRollbar        20.43
16 Barking Gecko            20.47
17 Stoner Sloth             20.48
18 Luvcow                   20.49
19 Kaiser Schnitzel         20.58
20 Kief Richards            20.60
21 Goons Are Great          20.62

CURRENT MEDAL LEADERBOARD

---3 points
cda (1G)
FluffieDuckie (1G)

---2 points
DOPE FIEND KILLA J (1S)
SweetWillyRollbar (1S)

---1 point
City of Glompton (1B)
Heather Papps (1B)

barnold fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Jun 14, 2020

# ? Jun 14, 2020 22:29

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:17

nut

I will b everyone�s number 1 fan

# ? Jun 14, 2020 22:57

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Put me in for the vuvuzela event pls

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Jun 14, 2020 23:16

FluffieDuckie

I won a sprint and I didn�t even get off my couch

I should have taken up running a long time ago

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jun 14, 2020 23:21

Goons Are Gifts

In my defense, I was delayed because there were some exciting ants on the ground and I had to follow them to their nest

It was right at the finish line, I should have known

# ? Jun 15, 2020 00:32

Stoner Sloth

'it's not a sprint, it's a marathon!' as i stop to smoke yet another joint. the rest of the competitors have finished the 100m and gone home

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Jun 15, 2020 00:50

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

finally I can compete in e-sports

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# ? Jun 15, 2020 01:10

City of Glompton

yay i'm an athlete :peanut:

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 15, 2020 02:18

Twenty Four

FluffieDuckie posted:

I won a sprint and I didn�t even get off my couch

I should have taken up running a long time ago

I didn't even have to virtually try without knowing about it, so I feel like that is even lazier.

Some people complain about kids receiving participation awards, but it is going to really rile them up when I get my "lack of participation" ribbon.

# ? Jun 15, 2020 07:09

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

am i winning? i feel like a winner. you're all winners in my book

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Jun 15, 2020 08:13

Goons Are Gifts

the participation trophy is just the gold medal in byob

also the gold medal is actually made of chocolate

# ? Jun 15, 2020 12:42

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

I think I�m really gone shine in the new simultaneous pole vault/javelin catch event.

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jun 15, 2020 13:00

Stooge

sign me up for the hog wrasslin'

# ? Jun 15, 2020 13:05

biosterous

even though i didn't podium i'm really proud of myself for finally breaking into the sub-10-second 100m sprint. i feel like it's been just out of reach for months now, and i want to thank all these top-tier competitors for spurring me on to break my personal record :unsmith:

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Jun 15, 2020 14:39

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Today's events are some of the most exciting the BYOB olympics has to offer!

Weed Smoking
First one to smoke a pound of weed wins!

code:

 1 owlhawk911             2:13:39  GOLD MEDAL
 2 Stoner Sloth           2:16:28  SILVER MEDAL
 3 Luvcow                 2:20:40  BRONZE MEDAL
 4 Kief Richards          2:22:30
 5 nut                    2:23:31
 6 alnilam                2:23:47
 7 magic cactus           2:23:50
 8 Heather Papps          2:24:14
 9 Jaded Burnout          2:24:28
10 Pot Smoke Phoenix      2:24:57
11 Barking Gecko          2:26:44
12 Twenty Four            2:27:03
13 FluffieDuckie          2:27:24
14 Slush Garbo            2:27:42
15 vanisher               2:27:56
16 Tiny Tubesteak Tom     2:28:10
17 Stooge                 2:29:38
18 Doctor Dogballs        2:29:49
19 cda                    2:31:24
20 Manifisto              2:31:46
21 biosterous             2:31:52
22 Goons Are Great        2:38:33
 � City of Glompton           DNF
   DOPE FIEND KILLA G         DNF
   Kaiser Schnitzel           DNF
   SweetWillyRollbar          DNF

Catte Petting
You have 10 chances in a playroom full of cats to pet as many of them as you can!

code:

 1 Goons Are Great          215  GOLD MEDAL
 2 Stooge                   212  SILVER MEDAL
 3 Manifisto                210  BRONZE MEDAL
 4 nut                      206
 5 Slush Garbo              203
 6 Tiny Tubesteak Tom       200
 7 vanisher                 199
 8 DOPE FIEND KILLA G       197
 9 alnilam                  195
10 SweetWillyRollbar        192
11 owlhawk911               191
12 Kief Richards            188
13 Jaded Burnout            187
14 magic cactus             186
15 Doctor Dogballs          185
16 FluffieDuckie            184
   Heather Papps            184
18 biosterous               183
19 Luvcow                   182
   cda                      182
21 Twenty Four              180
22 Barking Gecko            179
   City of Glompton         179
24 Stoner Sloth             174
25 Pot Smoke Phoenix        171
26 Kaiser Schnitzel         138

CURRENT MEDAL LEADERBOARD

---3 points
cda (1G)
FluffieDuckie (1G)
owlhawk911 (1G)

---2 points
DOPE FIEND KILLA J (1S)
Stoner Sloth (1S)
Stooge (1S)
SweetWillyRollbar (1S)

---1 point
City of Glompton (1B)
Heather Papps (1B)
Luvcow (1B)
Manifisto (1B)

# ? Jun 16, 2020 16:44

Sham bam bamina!: ƨtupid cat

pretty sure i won thank you for the medals

# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:10

Escape From Noise

Glad to see my semi regular jogging is paying off but...

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

Today's events are some of the most exciting the BYOB olympics has to offer!

Weed Smoking
First one to smoke a pound of weed wins!

code:

 1 owlhawk911             2:13:39  GOLD MEDAL
 2 Stoner Sloth           2:16:28  SILVER MEDAL
 3 Luvcow                 2:20:40  BRONZE MEDAL
 4 Kief Richards          2:22:30
 5 nut                    2:23:31
 6 alnilam                2:23:47
 7 magic cactus           2:23:50
 8 Heather Papps          2:24:14
 9 Jaded Burnout          2:24:28
10 Pot Smoke Phoenix      2:24:57
11 Barking Gecko          2:26:44
12 Twenty Four            2:27:03
13 FluffieDuckie          2:27:24
14 Slush Garbo            2:27:42
15 vanisher               2:27:56
16 Tiny Tubesteak Tom     2:28:10
17 Stooge                 2:29:38
18 Doctor Dogballs        2:29:49
19 cda                    2:31:24
20 Manifisto              2:31:46
21 biosterous             2:31:52
22 Goons Are Great        2:38:33
 &#8212; City of Glompton           DNF
   DOPE FIEND KILLA G         DNF
   Kaiser Schnitzel           DNF
   SweetWillyRollbar          DNF

Does this make me a cop?

# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:10

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

all that bong time really paid off. i'd like to thank all of byob, with a special shout-out to my rip coach Dave

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:25

nut

alwyas the bridesmaid

# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:27

Goons Are Gifts

I told you, two weeks in a cat shelter will pay off. Everyone was like, no, that's a waste of time, what do you need quality petting for, but I knew it. I knew it will be valuable. Leader board, here I come

# ? Jun 16, 2020 20:30

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I'm out of breath from reading this

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 20:36

Heather Papps: hello friend

gonna sing oh canada so proudly, bilingually

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 16, 2020 22:32

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Glad to see my semi regular jogging is paying off but...

Does this make me a cop?

it means you greened out

# ? Jun 17, 2020 02:05

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

dang can i get a potmetal medal for 'most consistently last' or somethin.

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jun 17, 2020 02:13

FluffieDuckie

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

dang can i get a potmetal medal for 'most consistently last' or somethin.

Don�t worry, I�m sure your event is coming soon.

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jun 17, 2020 02:59

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

FluffieDuckie posted:

Don�t worry, I�m sure your event is coming soon.

Maybe my event is coming in last and I'm just really good at it :thunk:

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jun 17, 2020 03:03

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

Today's events are some of the most exciting the BYOB olympics has to offer!

Weed Smoking
First one to smoke a pound of weed wins!

code:

 1 owlhawk911             2:13:39  GOLD MEDAL
 2 Stoner Sloth           2:16:28  SILVER MEDAL
 3 Luvcow                 2:20:40  BRONZE MEDAL
 4 Kief Richards          2:22:30
 5 nut                    2:23:31
 6 alnilam                2:23:47
 7 magic cactus           2:23:50
 8 Heather Papps          2:24:14
 9 Jaded Burnout          2:24:28
10 Pot Smoke Phoenix      2:24:57
11 Barking Gecko          2:26:44
12 Twenty Four            2:27:03
13 FluffieDuckie          2:27:24
14 Slush Garbo            2:27:42
15 vanisher               2:27:56
16 Tiny Tubesteak Tom     2:28:10
17 Stooge                 2:29:38
18 Doctor Dogballs        2:29:49
19 cda                    2:31:24
20 Manifisto              2:31:46
21 biosterous             2:31:52
22 Goons Are Great        2:38:33
 � City of Glompton           DNF
   DOPE FIEND KILLA G         DNF
   Kaiser Schnitzel           DNF
   SweetWillyRollbar          DNF

to be clear! my disqualification was due to a false start issue. and a bit of a threaten the referee with karate issue. but i definitely finished the weed.

# ? Jun 17, 2020 04:02

City of Glompton

i love these events. i hope that someday, competitive empty quoting will be accepted as an olympic sport

# ? Jun 17, 2020 07:29

Stooge

nut posted:

alwyas the bridesmaid

Event for being the bridesmaid. If you come first, you lose, if you come second I guess you still technically lose??

# ? Jun 17, 2020 10:21

Stoner Sloth

owlhawk911 posted:

all that bong time really paid off. i'd like to thank all of byob, with a special shout-out to my rip coach Dave

congratulations there friend, thought i had it but you pulled ahead at the home stretch. all around though a great field of competitors!

# ? Jun 17, 2020 10:40

Stoner Sloth

City of Glompton posted:

i love these events. i hope that someday, competitive empty quoting will be accepted as an olympic sport

# ? Jun 17, 2020 10:40

Goons Are Gifts

City of Glompton posted:

i love these events. i hope that someday, competitive empty quoting will be accepted as an olympic sport

# ? Jun 17, 2020 10:48

Stooge

Goons Are Great posted:

# ? Jun 17, 2020 10:49

biosterous

can't wait for the :justpost:

marathon

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Jun 17, 2020 14:18

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

a new day, and two new BYOB olympic events!!!! things are really heating up!!

Hammock Cat
In the Hammock Cat event, you put a cat in a hammock and let 'em swing! The longer your hammock cat swings, the chiller your hammock cat is, and therefore closer to the gold medal! (i used the artistic gymnastics generator for this event heh)

code:

 1 Jaded Burnout            14.925  GOLD MEDAL
 2 Tiny Tubesteak Tom       14.900  SILVER MEDAL
 3 Pot Smoke Phoenix        14.775  BRONZE MEDAL
 4 Manifisto                14.650
 5 City of Glompton         14.625
 6 nut                      14.600
   cda                      14.600
 8 SweetWillyRollbar        14.575
 9 Goons Are Great          14.475
   FluffieDuckie            14.475
   Kief Richards            14.475
12 Barking Gecko            14.375
13 Stoner Sloth             14.300
   Luvcow                   14.300
15 DOPE FIEND KILLA G       14.225
16 Doctor Dogballs          14.150
17 owlhawk911               13.925
18 biosterous               13.900
19 Twenty Four              13.775
20 Slush Garbo              13.750
21 alnilam                  13.725
22 magic cactus             13.575
23 vanisher                 13.550
24 Heather Papps            13.275
25 Stooge                   12.975
26 Kaiser Schnitzel         12.525

Smoking Big Doinks in Amish
In this event, you roll a really big doink! Whoever rolls the largest doink wins, and then we get to smoke all the doinks together in Amish. Doinks will be measured in inches, meters be damned.

code:

 
 1 vanisher                 133.6  GOLD MEDAL
 2 owlhawk911               132.1  SILVER MEDAL
 3 alnilam                  118.0  BRONZE MEDAL
 4 biosterous               114.7
 5 Kaiser Schnitzel         112.7
 6 Pot Smoke Phoenix        108.6
 7 Slush Garbo              107.3
 8 Stooge                   104.1
 9 Doctor Dogballs          103.1
10 City of Glompton         102.7
11 Tiny Tubesteak Tom        98.9
12 SweetWillyRollbar         97.8
13 Stoner Sloth              97.2
14 nut                       95.8
15 Jaded Burnout             95.4
16 Kief Richards             93.3
17 Twenty Four               88.2
18 Heather Papps             87.0
19 Luvcow                    86.1
20 Goons Are Great           81.6
21 FluffieDuckie             80.6
22 DOPE FIEND KILLA G        79.6
23 magic cactus              76.7
24 Manifisto                 76.2
25 Barking Gecko             60.2
26 cda                       58.4

CURRENT MEDAL LEADERBOARD

---5 points
owlhawk911 (1G, 1S)

---3 points
cda (1G)
FluffieDuckie (1G)
JadedBurnout (1G)
vanisher (1G)

---2 points
DOPE FIEND KILLA J (1S)
Stoner Sloth (1S)
Stooge (1S)
SweetWillyRollbar (1S)
Tiny Tubesteak Tom (1S)

---1 point
alnilam (1B)
City of Glompton (1B)
Heather Papps (1B)
Luvcow (1B)
Manifisto (1B)
Pot Smoke Phoenix (1B)

# ? Jun 17, 2020 21:38

nut

vanishing big doinks in amish

# ? Jun 17, 2020 21:40

FluffieDuckie

i've already been awful at rolling

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jun 17, 2020 21:44

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

so close! i chose to specialize in blazing events, but have always naturally favoured the bong since birth. that's alright though. the real winners are the big doinks we smoked in amish along the way

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Jun 17, 2020 22:06

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

i'm getting better and better at each event. I'll have my metal medal soon I can feel it

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# ? Jun 18, 2020 18:54

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:17

Escape From Noise

Doctor Dogballs posted:

i'm getting better and better at each event. I'll have my metal medal soon I can feel it

Not if I meddle with the results!

# ? Jun 19, 2020 03:14

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