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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice





I'm the pack of golden Oreos.

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Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Ashley is definitely a Macedonian wheelwright if you catch my drift.

:hist101: Hey-o!!

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

The_Continental posted:


or "Sexxssssss" as he calls it. He talks about "prostitution and homosexuality". This should be quite the ride.



(Don't say it, hiss it)

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

I bet Ashton is stupid and talks real funny.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

5

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
hail solara!

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



If his religion has a goddess at the top, how come he's a lord's avatar? Or is lord his title and avatar (2) his name?

:thunk:

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Geemer posted:

If his religion has a goddess at the top, how come he's a lord's avatar? Or is lord his title and avatar (2) his name?

:thunk:

Lord is his title, Avatar is his rank, and Number 2 is what he is.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Kheldarn posted:

Lord is his title, Avatar is his rank, and Number 2 is what he is.

:thurman:

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
Copy of Copy of Avatar (2)

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I just noticed he become Lord Avatar II because Lord Avatar 1 quit lol

"Sorry guys I can't do your wizard king anymore I have to work late shifts at 7-11"

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Lord Avatar I was raptured into the heaving bosom of the goddess Solara. By that, I mean he masturbated himself to death.

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I just noticed he become Lord Avatar II because Lord Avatar 1 quit lol

"Sorry guys I can't do your wizard king anymore I have to work late shifts at 7-11"

Lol wait what, I thought he died! What's the story there?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011




:hmbol:

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Telemaze posted:

Lol wait what, I thought he died! What's the story there?

It's on the back of his collected works:

Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Uuuuggggghhh, the grammar is so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

I don't worship anyone who can't afford an editor

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Sailor Cat posted:

Uuuuggggghhh, the grammar is so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

I don't worship anyone who can't afford an editor

Hey look man it was hard enough to pay a dude on fiverr to write it

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

"...since that day I have tried everything I can possibly think of to get noticed"

Try using active voice.

The Cockler
Mar 31, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i would kick ashleys rear end in a psychic duel

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Checkmate gamers!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Kheldarn posted:

Checkmate gamers!



I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


The_Continental posted:



OH gently caress GUYS

He's been playing 4D chess with us all along and we've only served to grow the knowledge of his solaran empire. It looks like we've been bested.

that is a pretty cool throwing star. for a clown. to throw at the circus.

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Hey look man it was hard enough to pay a dude on fiverr to wrote it

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Lord Avatar II endorsing Stadia is the most hosed up thing he tweeted so far and I doubt he's redeemable at this point

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

laserghost posted:

Lord Avatar II endorsing Stadia is the most hosed up thing he tweeted so far and I doubt he's redeemable at this point
Perfect post to find just checking back on the progress of this thread

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
now i know what religion hostile apostle follows

(for those who read the stadia thread in Games)

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
In my opinion, a man whose balls have been crushed or whose penis has been violently torn asunder or laughed at must not join the assembly of the LARD Avatar 2.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mooey Cow posted:

In my opinion, a man whose balls have been crushed or whose penis has been violently torn asunder or laughed at must not join the assembly of the LARD Avatar 2.

Those people get to join No Donger International. :hai:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The NDI. :haibrow:

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Oh he's also one of those "anti onlyfans" incels.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
LMAO at him trying to ridicule actually paying adult performers then auto-posting his achievement from a children’s game

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
id much rather pay $5 a month to see a nice lady fist herself than have to read his thoughts for free

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

sticksy posted:

LMAO at him trying to ridicule actually paying adult performers then auto-posting his achievement from a children’s game

Yeah the series of tweets is :psyduck:

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Robo Reagan posted:

id much rather pay $5 a month to see a nice lady fist herself than have to read his thoughts for free

Even funnier, he supposedly pays people on Fiverr to animate his loving godawful videos and "ghost write" for him so...

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
It is now only allowed for simps to call people simps.

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Frank Frank posted:

Even funnier, he supposedly pays people on Fiverr to animate his loving godawful videos and "ghost write" for him so...

Who knows with this guy. His claims of using fiverr serve to:

1. Defend his scrub-tier writing ability, and
2. Show that he "has the money to pay others"

Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mel Mudkiper posted:

The fact that his last few tweets are mostly about his gamer score are funny in contrast to his asserted role as figurehead of a religious movement

Imagine if the pope showed up in robes and poo poo in front of the cheering masses of the vatican and was like "I got plat on COD"

Late, but lol

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Ashley saw that L Ron Hubbard quote about getting rich from religion but was to lazy to invent his own. A man so possessed of laziness that he failed at a grift so fool proof that Jim Bakker is still at it and making money selling freeze dried velveeta.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The_Continental posted:

Oh he's also one of those "anti onlyfans" incels.



He doesn't look like the most flexible of people so this might be of interest for some aficionados of the practice.
Alas, I am not equipped to judge his particular technique so I'll leave this open to any semi-pros out there.

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

phasmid posted:

It is now only allowed for simps to call people simps.

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