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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






TheDiceMustRoll posted:

A huge amount of complaints regarding star trek these days is that its not the correct canon, nerds are endlessly whining about it not being "real" trek. Tons of criticism around disco is due to the fact that it's a prime timeline show that looks nothing like any previous prime timeline show. And the spore drive. Spore drive is a great, fun concept and "what if, in star trek, we had this cool drive" is better without having to have stupid "also keep this secret for no reason" scenes.

CBS is all money-men, and they saw that in terms of money-make, the JJ films are the most money-make.

What bothers you more, the fact that everything you just cited is actually irrelevant to the deep-seated lack of vision, consistency or basic writing quality in CBS' Trek projects, that they're still correct and pertinent observations for what they are, after all?

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feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
It's hilarious to read reviews with the current folks in charge and hear what they think people don't like about Discovery. Wait, is "hilarious" the one where you feel really bummed out?

Trevellian
Apr 27, 2007

Well tally ho! With a bing and a bong and a buzz buzz buzz!
I know there are a few fellow fans of Rachel Watches Star Trek in here - if you have a few minutes to spare to vote for RWST in the British Podcast Awards, I’m sure they would appreciate it!

https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/sapphiclaren/status/1274033890278203392

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

I just had a disturbing thought, you know how there's that Voyager episode about that species that procreates by modifying the dead of other races? What if instead of resurrecting Lyndsay Ballard they resurrected Prime Harry Kim and he came back to find Voyager living it up with Quantum Duplicate Harry Kim? :gonk:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Doggles posted:

I just had a disturbing thought, you know how there's that Voyager episode about that species that procreates by modifying the dead of other races? What if instead of resurrecting Lyndsay Ballard they resurrected Prime Harry Kim and he came back to find Voyager living it up with Quantum Duplicate Harry Kim? :gonk:

you are now a STO writer, that happens

Zaroff
Nov 10, 2009

Nothing in the world can stop me now!

Doggles posted:

I just had a disturbing thought, you know how there's that Voyager episode about that species that procreates by modifying the dead of other races? What if instead of resurrecting Lyndsay Ballard they resurrected Prime Harry Kim and he came back to find Voyager living it up with Quantum Duplicate Harry Kim? :gonk:

It would have been more interesting than resurrecting a generic crew-member who we’d never seen before yet everyone loved!

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Zurui posted:

I believe there was a piece of music that they couldn't license for streaming and so they just replaced it with...that?

That doesn't make sense, it's just more usual background music that was written and performed for the show.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Tunicate posted:

you are now a STO writer, that happens

hahahahaha

Prime Harry demoted to dead, then resurrected alien doppelganger. :kiss:

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Damnit Seska is also making me wish this was a different series from what it became. Episodic format with these strings of plot lines spread throughout would have been great. There's something nice about the slower pace and character focus in these first few Voyager episodes. Making me nostalgic for watching these episodes last in the 90s and imagining what these show was going to be.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

What is this loving garbage? What is this dreck?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Animal-Mother posted:

What is this loving garbage? What is this dreck?

Star Dreck!

Mike the TV
Jan 14, 2008

Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine

Pillbug

Animal-Mother posted:

What is this loving garbage? What is this dreck?

The transporter turned me into a pickle, Morty

Astroman
Apr 8, 2001


Animal-Mother posted:

What is this loving garbage? What is this dreck?

A new Star Trek show that's been in development for years and will totally be on soon, honest.

TheDiceMustRoll
Jul 23, 2018

Animal-Mother posted:

What is this loving garbage? What is this dreck?

What it should be: Harley Quinn/Venture Bros, but Star Trek
What it will be: PG-13 "comedy" series based on the Lower Decks episode and generally following that premise.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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I haven't been watching as much TOS lately but I finished one more the other day

Patterns of Force (aka the Nazi episode)- One thing I've begun to notice about TOS is how many times Kirk/Spock keep getting captured while on some alien planet. They tend to not prepare very well for their missions and typically get captured almost immediately. I also found it odd that they introduce a plot device at the beginning of the subdermal transponders. When they both get captured, instead of actually using them to get back to the ship, Spock MacGuyvers his into some kind of laser to shoot the cell door lock. Alrighty then.

This is another Prime Directive episode, where some old Academy professor of Kirk's decided 'hey, you know how we can unite a warring planet? National Socialism!'. There is a very dumb comment at the end about how the professor somehow believed that a fascist state would be 'the most efficient'. I have seen some commentary on how even at the time this episode came out, it was a historical fact that the Nazi regime was notoriously corrupt and inefficient. I am also really trying to figure out how this guy thought he could do 'benign fascism'. Fascism requires an enemy and that is exactly what happened in this case like with the original Nazis.

Zurui
Apr 20, 2005
Even now...



Well, here's an anecdote I'd never heard before.

quote:

Garrett Wang: Yeah, there’s definitely a certain level of disconnect from the management, just like Robbie said. And it’s very indicative of… if you’re talking about Berman being the primary showrunner, Rick Berman. I’ve been very critical of him in the past. And I’m just going to say in this particular case, I’m not going to talk about his character or anything about that. I’m just going to say: In seven years, I saw him on the set twice, okay? Two times in seven years. And one of those times was to do an interview for Yahoo magazine, and he was standing in my station.

On Fridays, we would get catered dinner. And so the two actors that were released to go eat first were Neelix [Ethan Phillips] and myself. They set up this huge long picnic table right in front of the bridge. So I’m sitting with my back to the bridge and I see Berman doing this interview looking all smug and you know, “I’m the ruler of the universe” kind of confidence and I go, “Berman’s in MY station, why couldn’t he have been in Tuvok’s station? Why does he have to stand where I gotta stand?” And then while we’re eating, Ethan Phillips goes [in Ethan Phillips voice], “Um, are the steps supposed to be on fire?”

And I go, “WHAT?” I turn around, and to light Berman for the photo shoot one of the lights caught this really thin gauzy scrim that was right above the bridge. It caught it on fire. And literally I turned around in time to see Berman see the fire and run out of there. He made a sound and he ran. Billy Peets, the gaffer, he comes in and all the crew, we yelled for them to come in, and they came in and helped put the fire out. But the showrunner ran from the scene. Now you know how I feel. [laughs] It’s out there.

Well, you can’t fire me so I can say whatever I want to say, right? Robbie’s always good about trying to pull me back a little bit… I tell the truth.

Robbie McNeill: There were a lot of people running off that stage. I think I was outside when it happened, but I remember people pouring out, hysterical—lots of people. I think in those situations, the group panic sort of takes over.

Garrett Wang: But the group panic, Robbie, started with Berman. When the showrunner runs out screaming then everyone else was like, “Whoa, has the Tasmanian devil been released on the set? Are people being killed?” He set the tone. Right? The only people that didn’t run were Ethan and I. We were like, ‘Okay, so what do we have to do, we have to call somebody’ and we went to the little fire extinguisher thing on set. We didn’t run, we were still there.

I really feel that that that set would have been less damaged if Berman just handled it a little differently. I shake my head when I think about that day.

TheDiceMustRoll
Jul 23, 2018

FlamingLiberal posted:

I haven't been watching as much TOS lately but I finished one more the other day

Patterns of Force (aka the Nazi episode)- One thing I've begun to notice about TOS is how many times Kirk/Spock keep getting captured while on some alien planet. They tend to not prepare very well for their missions and typically get captured almost immediately. I also found it odd that they introduce a plot device at the beginning of the subdermal transponders. When they both get captured, instead of actually using them to get back to the ship, Spock MacGuyvers his into some kind of laser to shoot the cell door lock. Alrighty then.

This is another Prime Directive episode, where some old Academy professor of Kirk's decided 'hey, you know how we can unite a warring planet? National Socialism!'. There is a very dumb comment at the end about how the professor somehow believed that a fascist state would be 'the most efficient'. I have seen some commentary on how even at the time this episode came out, it was a historical fact that the Nazi regime was notoriously corrupt and inefficient. I am also really trying to figure out how this guy thought he could do 'benign fascism'. Fascism requires an enemy and that is exactly what happened in this case like with the original Nazis.

There was a lot of fake news going around re: the nazis back then too. I wouldn't expect the American public education system to really have stepped up either.

In general that episode is just wild, with them placing all the blame on Melakon, the off-screen genocide, it's all garbage.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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TheDiceMustRoll posted:

There was a lot of fake news going around re: the nazis back then too. I wouldn't expect the American public education system to really have stepped up either.

In general that episode is just wild, with them placing all the blame on Melakon, the off-screen genocide, it's all garbage.
The implication of the episode overall is pretty bad, in that a UFP observer did a fascism on Ekos (but apparently the good kind?) and it was Melakon who used the new system to seize power from the old guy and prepared to do a genocide on the neighboring planet. It's pretty cringey to say the least.

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

So yeah, Threshold is still a poo poo episode, but Voyager makes up for it by having 6 pretty solid episodes in a row immediately after.

Meld is a great Tuvok episode that also guest stars the voice of Chucky.
Dreadnought is a solid Torres episode.
Death Wish is classic Trek, two omnipotent beings with conflicting ideologies who need a human perspective to sort it out, while the outcome isn't a clear good/bad thing.
Lifesigns is a Doctor episode and those are never bad.*
Investigations is probably the best Neelix episode of the first half of the series.
Deadlock is a cool scifi thing (that should have been more important to the rest of the season, but 90s status quo episodic TV and all that).

And then Innocence... Ehhhhh. Tim Russ is great but this episode is a great example of bland and forgettable.

*The "quit voyager to sing opera" is the only lovely doctor episode I can remember.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



FlamingLiberal posted:

The implication of the episode overall is pretty bad, in that a UFP observer did a fascism on Ekos (but apparently the good kind?) and it was Melakon who used the new system to seize power from the old guy and prepared to do a genocide on the neighboring planet. It's pretty cringey to say the least.
That episode is pretty incoherent but I believe the scholarship around the time when the episode was written was, basically, that the early parts of Hitler's antics were genuinely good for the German economy, and that it was capable of effectively mobilizing huge resources, probably due to all the poo poo Albert Speer was able to pull. We know quite clearly now that Hitler was basically coasting on Germany's generally high level of development and giant rivers of foreign loot, and otherwise basically just had a run of good luck.

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

VOY S2 e25 Resolutions
"For the past two days you've been spending a lot of time in the woods. Is there something going on I should know about?"

"I'm a chronic masterbator captain. I need to do it five, six times a day. At the academy they called me 'Cadet Leather-Grip'."
"Ahh, not yet."

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016

Doggles posted:

I just had a disturbing thought, you know how there's that Voyager episode about that species that procreates by modifying the dead of other races? What if instead of resurrecting Lyndsay Ballard they resurrected Prime Harry Kim and he came back to find Voyager living it up with Quantum Duplicate Harry Kim? :gonk:

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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Thanks for the nightmares

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

I gotta tell you, having the ability to manifest your disturbing thoughts into the fabric of reality is a really lovely superpower.

:ughh:

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

thanks for 2020 then

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006
Maaaaan... DS9 is very good and surprisingly progressive (Dax essentially being a trans pansexual character; Lots of criminal justice critiques), but it's really weird that Sisko has sex with someone under false pretenses which the show itself calls out as rape and we straight up skipped the episode when Quark becomes a lady and didn't recall it started with Quark trying to pressure an employee into sex.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Doggles posted:

I gotta tell you, having the ability to manifest your disturbing thoughts into the fabric of reality is a really lovely superpower.

:ughh:

I believe this was the plot to Sphere.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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Timeless Appeal posted:

Maaaaan... DS9 is very good and surprisingly progressive (Dax essentially being a trans pansexual character; Lots of criminal justice critiques), but it's really weird that Sisko has sex with someone under false pretenses which the show itself calls out as rape and we straight up skipped the episode when Quark becomes a lady and didn't recall it started with Quark trying to pressure an employee into sex.
Wait which episode are we talking about with Sisko?

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
Probably the first Mirror Universe episode, where he bones Mirror Jadzia, who assumes he's actually Mirror Sisko.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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She rightly punches him out the next time they go back to the MU

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Yeah but he's a narc trying to keep his cover with a band of psychotic murderers I think there's a different moral landscape.

Humerus
Jul 7, 2009

Rule of acquisition #111:
Treat people in your debt like family...exploit them.


I guess I'm late to the good episodes of TNG chat but I'm surprised nobody mentioned Parallels. It's at least as good as Cause and Effect.

Bad episode chat: Spock's Brain is not quite at the level of Alternative Factor but it's worse than the Nazi episode.

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

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Humerus posted:

I guess I'm late to the good episodes of TNG chat but I'm surprised nobody mentioned Parallels. It's at least as good as Cause and Effect.

Bad episode chat: Spock's Brain is not quite at the level of Alternative Factor but it's worse than the Nazi episode.

Parallels is indeed great Trek

"Brain and brain, what is brain?" elevates Spock's Brain from the profane to the sacred

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



I unironically think Spock's Brain is the funniest episode of the original series, even more so than Trouble with Tribbles. Fans have a tendency to underrate that episode because they take it too seriously.

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Humerus posted:

I guess I'm late to the good episodes of TNG chat but I'm surprised nobody mentioned Parallels.

It's also the worst episode because it reveals that it never matters what happens in any episode, because actually everything happens and we're just watching one particular random combination of outcomes.

Gully Foyle
Feb 29, 2008

Timeless Appeal posted:

Maaaaan... DS9 is very good and surprisingly progressive (Dax essentially being a trans pansexual character; Lots of criminal justice critiques), but it's really weird that Sisko has sex with someone under false pretenses which the show itself calls out as rape and we straight up skipped the episode when Quark becomes a lady and didn't recall it started with Quark trying to pressure an employee into sex.

Yeah, the way the show handles Quark is pretty off-putting sometimes. There are multiple times its either directly stated (as in Profit and Lace) or implied that he routinely pressures or forces his female employees into sex, and it's never treated with more than a 'Hmmph' from Odo or whatever, and it's all forgotten by the next time.

Humerus posted:

I guess I'm late to the good episodes of TNG chat but I'm surprised nobody mentioned Parallels. It's at least as good as Cause and Effect.

I think my favourite type of Star Trek episode is when there's something weird going on with space/time/reality etc (so things like Schisms, Parallels, Phantasms, Cause and Effect, Timescape, The Next Phase, etc). TNG does the creepy, light horror thing pretty well usually. Parallels is excellent at that.
I loved when you see Data mid-way through the episode and something just seems off, and then it hits "wait, why does he have blue eyes" just before the episode starts to really kick off. And the ending is so good -
"At this rate, the sector will be completely filled with Enterprises within three days."
"Captain, we're receiving 285,000 hails."

And of course crazy beard Riker.

Gully Foyle fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Jun 21, 2020

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Gully Foyle posted:

I think my favourite type of Star Trek episode is when there's something weird going on with space/time/reality etc (so things like Schisms, Parallels, Phantasms, Cause and Effect, Timescape, The Next Phase, etc). TNG does the creepy, light horror thing pretty well usually. Parallels is excellent at that.
I loved when you see Data mid-way through the episode and something just seems off, and then it hits "wait, why does he have blue eyes" just before the episode starts to really kick off. And the ending is so good -
"At this rate, the sector will be completely filled with Enterprises within three days."
"Captain, we're receiving 285,000 hails."

And of course crazy beard Riker.

Me too. I call them mind-gently caress episodes and they're among my favorites.

It's a different episode, but one of my favorite scenes in all of TNG is Riker telling Picard to "shut up, as in stop talking". It's especially hilarious out of context.

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Gully Foyle
Feb 29, 2008

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Me too. I call them mind-gently caress episodes and they're among my favorites.

It's a different episode, but one of my favorite scenes in all of TNG is Riker telling Picard to "shut up, as in stop talking". It's especially hilarious out of context.

Future Imperfect. Such a good half-episode before the double-twist kind of fizzles it out.

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