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Spanish Manlove posted:When god created the universe and said "let there be light" he then said "drat she ugly, let there not be light" A mama so ugly she'd make Jesus Christ say "Goddamn."
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Spanish Manlove posted:When god created the universe and said "let there be light" he then said "drat she ugly, let there not be light"
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Inspector Gesicht posted:I was secretly angry at my grandmother for living until 94 despite being in feeble health for years, while three of her children and one grandchild passed at far too young ages. The Simpsons neatly epitomizes my frustration. It'll keep on trucking despite Harry Shearer ascending to the immaterial plane and Julie Kavner transforming into pure radio static.
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ChubbyChecker posted:your mom jokes never get old 60 this year! 
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Kitfox88 posted:60 this year! tell her i hope her new hip is strong enough to hold up for my visit.
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Tashilicious posted:tell her i hope her new hip is strong enough to hold up for my visit. Think about how much limber she would be if you didn't have to worry about pesky hip sockets though.
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Tashilicious posted:tell her i hope her new hip is strong enough to hold up for my visit. are you guys going jet-skiing?
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Spanish Manlove posted:are you guys going jet-skiing? Watersports may be involved, I'll need to check first.
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Kitfox88 posted:60 this year! pics plz
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Jun 22, 2020 01:29
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We're getting into real microwave's grandmother territory here.
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Inceltown posted:We're getting into real microwave's grandmother territory here. Oh god, the Lowtax grandchildren. How do you even explain...
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Malachite_Dragon posted:It runs in the family If you're GE Cafe, runs are definitely in the family
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Daikloktos posted:Just realized Microwave might have kids someday. "You see, Flesh-Ripper, back in the Before Times there was this thing called the Internet. And it made you stupid."
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Your family didn't consent to this kind of sexually-charged japery and probably wouldn't be comfortable with it, would they?
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free hubcaps posted:*quietly and dejectedly returns rear end to pants*
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HiroProtagonist posted:If you're GE Cafe, runs are definitely in the family Nobody runs in GE Cafe’s family.
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Laserjet 4P posted:Nobody runs in GE Cafe’s family. Just takes a bit of intestinal fortitude
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Laserjet 4P posted:Nobody runs in GE Cafe’s family. Oh my goodness
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Do we have any multi generational goons yet? 'My father was a goon as was his father before him.'
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Outrail posted:Do we have any multi generational goons yet? The Goon Legacy
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A Moose posted:when goons die, their next of kin just takes over the account. Unfortunately, goons being goons... HI, I'm Cumsock
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Outrail posted:Do we have any multi generational goons yet? Any goons that manage to have children, children will be too embarrassed to hang out on the old folks' forum that their dad/mom is a member of Outrail posted:HI, I'm Cumsock lol
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Outrail posted:Do we have any multi generational goons yet? My 12-year-old is pretty curious, but I’m holding the line yet.
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Splicer posted:She thinks she has tinnitus but it's actually just earsnakes mdemone posted:Is this a Cake song? As a Cake fan this tickled me pink 
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How are u posted:That PJ & company are engaging in a idiotic conspiracy theory re: fireworks that's really quite genuinely at the level of David Dees being convinced that the CIA was entering his house to rotate his shoes in different ways just to get into his head and prove their nefarious and unlimited power really says something, and everybody should probably consider the extent to which they listen to these posters on other issues as well.
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Subjunctive posted:My 12-year-old is pretty curious, but I’m holding the line yet. Mine disapproves of all the swearing and suggested to me that it "certainly is... something awful!!"
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sebmojo posted:Mine disapproves of all the swearing and suggested to me that it "certainly is... something awful!!" Sounds like a perfect fit, sorry for your lots
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Absurd Alhazred posted:The Goon Legacy Doesn't Goon Supremacy come after that? 
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Oh that's really cool! I'm from Texas, so we never did the clown egg experiment. Out biology curriculum focused more on Rodeo clowns (a lot of kids in my high school were on an Agriculture Track and ended up raising Rodeo clowns professionally), and Rodeo clowns are the only type of clown that gives live birth, so no eggs for us. In sixth grade we did get to take a field trip to a farm where we got to see a whole herd of Rodeo clowns, so that was cool. They even let us feed them pie by hand (but we didn't throw any pies, obviously. You and everyone else in this thread probably already know this, but never throw a pie at a rodeo clown unless you're a trained professional. They're one of the strongest clown breeds and known to go berserk when startled.)
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sebmojo posted:Mine disapproves of all the swearing and suggested to me that it "certainly is... something awful!!" Grounded for mod sass
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Captain Hygiene posted:Grounded for
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prayer group posted:That's a tweet from eight minutes ago with two likes. Did you post your own tweet you just made? canyoneer posted:it's a little old place where you can visit by yourself bike tory posted:You're served the freshest Twitter content available and have the loving gall to complain about this? The opportunity to get in on the ground floor of an up and coming sure-to-be-viral tweet and you look the gift horse in the mouth? Shame on you. Lobok posted:I doubt the ground floor of Wankhaus is any better than the upper floors.
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Kind of cynical, Prayer Group. I'm sure Thunderbeast has lots of cool friends on Twitter with their finger to the pulse
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tadashi posted:N: Got a gift card to Fanatics for Father's Day R.D. Mangles posted:wearing a #17 cubs jersey like everyone until i turn around and there's an IIMPEACH on there and you know where i stand on the criminal Andrew Johnson
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