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Kaysette
Jan 5, 2009

~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

:wrongcity:

loquacius posted:

Somehow I hadn't seen all the rest of those Dank Simpsons Remix videos and I gotta say Not Lenny is sliding into my favorite spot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm0HaOU69Qc

POO
rear end

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e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

Lone Goat posted:

What happened to Dankmus anyway? Feels like they stopped making songs months ago.

Come back Zinc Dankmus! Come back!

He’s still around he’s just slowed down his releases, he made a video about it a little while ago.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Dankmus power rankings:

Best all-around main sample: -Y E S -
Best musical arrangement: -P U T - I T - I N - H -
Best dance track: -T H E - B O O G E Y M A N -
Funniest: -E A T - T H E - P U D D I N G-
Catchiest quote to walk around repeating all day: -B E D - G O E S - U P -
Most banging: -B E E R - C O C O N U T- / -I T S - A - H A N D G U N- (tie)
Unexpected feels: -M R - B E R G S T R O M-
Most delightfully dumb: -W A H-

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I've never heard Dr. Zaius before, that's amazing :D

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Despite the name not inspiring a lot of confidence, - OUT - OF - IDEAS - is my favourite by far and even has handy lyric sheets pinned to the comments!

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Dissn' yo fly girl

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

drat horror queefs posted:

Despite the name not inspiring a lot of confidence, - OUT - OF - IDEAS - is my favourite by far and even has handy lyric sheets pinned to the comments!

That's definitely runner-up in my book for best sample.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
YouTube demonetized Dankmaus's channel a few months back; turns out this decreased his enthusiasm for creating content!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Dankmus power rankings:


Catchiest quote to walk around repeating all day: - I - S A I D - F R E N C H - F R I E S -


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecFilUIs32E

goldenninjawarrior
Jul 21, 2017

Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it!
Why did you do that?
Grimey Drawer
Any time I have an important exam or similar task I really need to focus on all that goes through my mind is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O69-RD6-aVA

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Laterite posted:

YouTube demonetized Dankmaus's channel a few months back; turns out this decreased his enthusiasm for creating content!

YouTube is history's greatest monster.

weed cat
Dec 23, 2010

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:

RandomFerret posted:

This is shopkeeper guy's crowning moment, hands down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avDfEHkJ1bU&t=44s

"he's raggin' on your cord!" is another favorite of mine

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Code Jockey posted:

quote unquote sir, lmao

This line makes me laugh even thinking about it.

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
True story, I once worked on a construction site with a guy who literally used a length of extension cord as a belt; when someone noticed they made fun of him for it. They were, in fact, literally ragging on his cord.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Dankmus power rankings:

Best all-around main sample: -Y E S -
Best musical arrangement: -P U T - I T - I N - H -
Best dance track: -T H E - B O O G E Y M A N -
Funniest: -E A T - T H E - P U D D I N G-
Catchiest quote to walk around repeating all day: -B E D - G O E S - U P -
Most banging: -B E E R - C O C O N U T- / -I T S - A - H A N D G U N- (tie)
Unexpected feels: -M R - B E R G S T R O M-
Most delightfully dumb: -W A H-

list is missing - P U T T I N G - C H A L L E N G E - which i assume is because you forgot to rank "best overall, in every way, forever"

(though i agree that -P U T - I T - I N - H - is really great too)

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Jun 23, 2020

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Highly successful professional wrestler Mick Foley (Cactus Jack/Mankind) was caught wearing a length of lamp cord as a belt on a plane because he was too cheap to buy a new belt

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Wrestling is a lovely gig. Dude was one of the most talented, hard-working wrestlers of all time, but if you can't go Hollywood, you're just smashing your bones to powder with way too little to show for it

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord
Nothing makes me feel better after a long day than - D E N T A L - P L A N -

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

RandomFerret posted:

Wrestling is a lovely gig. Dude was one of the most talented, hard-working wrestlers of all time, but if you can't go Hollywood, you're just smashing your bones to powder with way too little to show for it

Honestly how didn't he, dude is charismatic as hell.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Honestly how didn't he, dude is charismatic as hell.

It's the ugly. Awesome loving dude but that's face for radio if I've ever seen one.

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

RandomFerret posted:

Wrestling is a lovely gig. Dude was one of the most talented, hard-working wrestlers of all time, but if you can't go Hollywood, you're just smashing your bones to powder with way too little to show for it

Wrestlers go to Hollywood when/if they can because of the SAG medical insurance.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


https://twitter.com/AidanCTweets/status/1275206480191459331?s=20

For those not in the know

Graham Lineham wrote the IT crowd and such but turned out to be a ravenous TERF. Then his wife left him.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

excellent

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Surprised at the lack of votes for - S N R U B - embiggened.

p_e_z_z
Feb 27, 2020

One of my favourite "side bits" from A Milhouse Divided when Homer goes to get a divorce license, you need to read it in Lunch Lady Doris' voice:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

TheMostFrench posted:

Surprised at the lack of votes for - S N R U B - embiggened.

It's a good song (very chill lo-fi hip-hop beats to study/relax to) but my favorite thing about that video is probably this comment

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

A Grand Egg posted:

Wrestlers go to Hollywood when/if they can because of the SAG medical insurance.

It worked for Jesse Ventura.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Oh! A head-mug. Those are chock full of...heady goodness!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

You said "go to head"

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
https://i.imgur.com/fcFTTPv.mp4

When lowtax blew up the forums because he hits women and we don't like that.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!


Huh, I thought that was mine for a second, but I just did the one frame (same frame though)

Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.

From that stickied thread

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Budzilla posted:

From that stickied thread


Amazing combinatory value

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
if you ever posted something good in this thread and in the back of your mind had the thought "i really hope someone appreciates how funny this is"

someone did. because this thread was the best

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


gary oldmans diary posted:

if you ever posted something good in this thread and in the back of your mind had the thought "i really hope someone appreciates how funny this is"

someone did. because this thread was the best

Not an empty quote

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


gary oldmans diary posted:

this thread was the best

Angryhead
Apr 4, 2009

Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Alejandro




the blurst of threads

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

gary oldmans diary posted:

this thread was the best

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Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Perhaps this pamphlet will be helpful.

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