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HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally




EMCF posted:

I have only a general idea what is going on here, but Lowtax has been cool for a long time.

The girl retracted her accusation and apparently takes bipolar medication, if she thinks she has been abused, she can go to the police.

Stop trying to crash his patreon or whatever, people can stop donating if they have issues with his conduct.

I know one thing is true in the year 2020: goons will never fail to take any opportunity to whiteknight a random girl on the internet.


hi richard

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more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

EMCF posted:

I have only a general idea what is going on here, but Lowtax has been cool for a long time.

The girl retracted her accusation and apparently takes bipolar medication, if she thinks she has been abused, she can go to the police.

Stop trying to crash his patreon or whatever, people can stop donating if they have issues with his conduct.

I know one thing is true in the year 2020: goons will never fail to take any opportunity to whiteknight a random girl on the internet.

gently caress off

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

EMCF posted:

I have only a general idea what is going on here, but Lowtax has been cool for a long time.

The girl retracted her accusation and apparently takes bipolar medication, if she thinks she has been abused, she can go to the police.

Stop trying to crash his patreon or whatever, people can stop donating if they have issues with his conduct.

I know one thing is true in the year 2020: goons will never fail to take any opportunity to whiteknight a random girl on the internet.

you are the stupidest person to post here so far.

Prokhor
Jun 28, 2009

In one moment, Earth; in the next, Heaven.

Burt is a coward. Imagine refusing to directly condemn this poo poo just to keep your job as an internet cop.

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013
Believe white dudes with three abuse allegations against them and told their own teenage daughters to gently caress off

Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

CharlesThunder posted:

it absolutely strikes me as extremely hosed up!

Sorry, I think I misread the tone of your original post.

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it



Doctor Butts posted:

Will someone in the future tell me how many days there are in a week, I need to make sure my lifting schedule is correct.

:hmmyes:

Gulping Again
Mar 10, 2007

Filthy Haiku posted:

Join me in recapping the thrilling saga thus far!


gently caress Lowtax, I hope he never sees his kids again

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

EMCF posted:

I have only a general idea what is going on here, but Lowtax has been cool for a long time.

The girl retracted her accusation and apparently takes bipolar medication, if she thinks she has been abused, she can go to the police.

Stop trying to crash his patreon or whatever, people can stop donating if they have issues with his conduct.

I know one thing is true in the year 2020: goons will never fail to take any opportunity to whiteknight a random girl on the internet.

Oh boy, yet another dipshit that can't read a loving pattern, nevermind one of violence.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

CharlesThunder posted:

i am just trying to make sense of this. she recanted. weirdly. but the accusing post was also very strange. I didn't know both of his ex wives also accused him of this poo poo. the recant could easily be lowtax saying "something awful is how we maintain our lifestyle and you're loving it all up because I lost my temper one time, now go on there and apologize or you will be left with nothing"

yes, ruining SA in the vid is innuendo for cutting off the money faucet

Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

feelix posted:

This is obviously a pre-election psyop to destroy one of the few bastions of left-wing thought on the Internet

George RR Fartin
Apr 16, 2003




EMCF posted:

I have only a general idea what is going on here, but Lowtax has been cool for a long time.

The girl retracted her accusation and apparently takes bipolar medication, if she thinks she has been abused, she can go to the police.

Stop trying to crash his patreon or whatever, people can stop donating if they have issues with his conduct.

I know one thing is true in the year 2020: goons will never fail to take any opportunity to whiteknight a random girl on the internet.

real bad take homie

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

EMCF posted:

I have only a general idea what is going on here, but Lowtax has been cool for a long time.

lmao

Live Free
Jan 5, 2019

by VideoGames

EMCF posted:

Stop trying to crash his patreon or whatever, people can stop donating if they have issues with his conduct.

They have been lol

John_A_Tallon
Nov 22, 2000

Oh my! Check out that mitre!

Valleyant posted:

You're an idiot and so are the mods.

If being an idiot were a crime we'd have 50% of the US population in prison, instead of the 25% we've got right now.

SCROTEBUSTIN
Sep 2, 2008

"the asslicker" of fyad
if you don't post the receipt, how will anyone KNOW you donated to charity? isn't that the whole point?

Valleyant
Jul 23, 2007

That darn catte

Elysiume posted:

yeah this is definitely just a coup, down with uhhh some mods I guess, who cares about domestic violence

Reading comprehension is a difficult thing, I realize it is not taught well in schools but have you considered that the mods knew and intentionally banned posting about the subject.

Have you considered that the forums are rotten to the core.

Lmao at a coup, we're dancing in the fire as the thing burns to the ground.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

EMCF posted:

I have only a general idea what is going on here, but Lowtax has been cool for a long time.

The girl retracted her accusation and apparently takes bipolar medication, if she thinks she has been abused, she can go to the police.

Stop trying to crash his patreon or whatever, people can stop donating if they have issues with his conduct.

I know one thing is true in the year 2020: goons will never fail to take any opportunity to whiteknight a random girl on the internet.

Agreed also I know a couple of cops and they're good people

Bloody Emissary
Mar 31, 2014

Powawa~n

EMCF posted:

I have only a general idea what is going on here, but Lowtax has been cool for a long time.

The girl retracted her accusation and apparently takes bipolar medication, if she thinks she has been abused, she can go to the police.

Stop trying to crash his patreon or whatever, people can stop donating if they have issues with his conduct.

I know one thing is true in the year 2020: goons will never fail to take any opportunity to whiteknight a random girl on the internet.

Place your bets, thread: Taxman or mod alt account?

Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...
That whole thing about Lowtax trying to reel in 20yo pussy reminded me of something that happened like... 5 or 6 years ago in a place called goonroom when it was on Tinychat. Back then there were like 3 or 4 female goon regulars who were in that age range. I was plastered that night and chatting it up with everyone when I encountered him, but I didn't know it was him, I remember him relentlessly trying to chat up the girls while my drunk rear end was railing on him from the second he got on camera. His intentions were very plain and obvious to me almost immediately. He laughed at my bs for awhile but once he realized I was having too much fun to stop and his attempts were met with indifference he had a sour look and bounced. I was told later on that he used to visit goonroom once or twice a month, but he never came back after that lol.

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

EMCF posted:

I have only a general idea what is going on here, but Lowtax has been cool for a long time.

The girl retracted her accusation and apparently takes bipolar medication, if she thinks she has been abused, she can go to the police.

Stop trying to crash his patreon or whatever, people can stop donating if they have issues with his conduct.

I know one thing is true in the year 2020: goons will never fail to take any opportunity to whiteknight a random girl on the internet.

gently caress off

Valleyant
Jul 23, 2007

That darn catte

John_A_Tallon posted:

If being an idiot were a crime we'd have 50% of the US population in prison, instead of the 25% we've got right now.

it's not a crime if you're not in jail - richard 'lowtax' kyanka

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth
Hmm, 44 year old dude just banging his 26 yo employee, nothing weird here

Eat poo poo lowtax, you are a nasty old lecher

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Prokhor posted:

Burt is a coward. Imagine refusing to directly condemn this poo poo just to keep your job as an internet cop.

He's an Internet hall monitor, and he protects his sacred position with his life

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

EMCF posted:

I have only a general idea what is going on here, but Lowtax has been cool for a long time.

The girl retracted her accusation and apparently takes bipolar medication, if she thinks she has been abused, she can go to the police.

Stop trying to crash his patreon or whatever, people can stop donating if they have issues with his conduct.

I know one thing is true in the year 2020: goons will never fail to take any opportunity to whiteknight a random girl on the internet.

Source your quotes

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Doctor Butts posted:

Will someone in the future tell me how many days there are in a week, I need to make sure my lifting schedule is correct.

ever since someone unleashed the SA forums code on the world, the week has been 5 days long, as Sunday and Tuesday are now permanently lagged out

gay devil
Aug 20, 2009

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/what-learned-last/

"I possess some ability which causes people to spontaneously grow nutty after repeated exposure to myself." lol

Grinspork
Jun 20, 2004

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
remember when the dota thread was considered cancer and kept being bounced around subforums?

man, memories

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

CharlesThunder posted:

i am just trying to make sense of this. she recanted. weirdly. but the accusing post was also very strange. I didn't know both of his ex wives also accused him of this poo poo. the recant could easily be lowtax saying "something awful is how we maintain our lifestyle and you're loving it all up because I lost my temper one time, now go on there and apologize or you will be left with nothing"

The thing about that recant, is it sounds extremely familiar to anyone else who has had to rationalize being abused in their lives

"I was crazy, and in a panic and I disturbed and surprised them. I'm at fault."
"They thought I was attacking them and retaliated BUT IT WASN'T RETALIATING because it was an accident!"
"I'm grateful that He calmly and rationally explained to me, the irrational crazy person, what really happened. "

add to that all of the other abuse poo poo, and that line from the first wife's police report where he told the cops he "just wanted to relax with a few drinks after work" and this poo poo is a badly written stereotypical lifetime original movie.

LePoissonDeNoel
Jan 4, 2005

he sees you when
you're sleeping

he sees you when
you're sleeping


he sees you when
you're sleeping


he sees you when
you're sleeping

feelix posted:

Agreed also I know a couple of cops and they're good people

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brokenknee
Aug 3, 2014

EMCF posted:

I have only a general idea what is going on here, but Lowtax has been cool for a long time.

The girl retracted her accusation and apparently takes bipolar medication, if she thinks she has been abused, she can go to the police.

Stop trying to crash his patreon or whatever, people can stop donating if they have issues with his conduct.

I know one thing is true in the year 2020: goons will never fail to take any opportunity to whiteknight a random girl on the internet.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Choke on a goddamn dick

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

EMCF posted:

I have only a general idea what is going on here, but Lowtax has been cool for a long time.

The girl retracted her accusation and apparently takes bipolar medication, if she thinks she has been abused, she can go to the police.

Stop trying to crash his patreon or whatever, people can stop donating if they have issues with his conduct.

I know one thing is true in the year 2020: goons will never fail to take any opportunity to whiteknight a random girl on the internet.

Where are these (^^) idiots coming from? Have they been hiding among us this whole time? Which forums have been harboring these people?

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004


oh yeah this is totally related and important to cover, a guy who Used to post here, but is otherwise not connected to the site, and doesn’t post here anymore, posted a slur 11 years ago

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

cum calamity posted:

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/what-learned-last/

"I possess some ability which causes people to spontaneously grow nutty after repeated exposure to myself." lol

Just how many times did Lowtax expose himself to Shmorky??

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Valleyant posted:




im burt sexual and im gonna hide and hope this blows over

Haha burt is following lowtaxes defense playbook

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

EMCF posted:

I have only a general idea what is going on here, but Lowtax has been cool for a long time.

The girl retracted her accusation and apparently takes bipolar medication, if she thinks she has been abused, she can go to the police.

Stop trying to crash his patreon or whatever, people can stop donating if they have issues with his conduct.

I know one thing is true in the year 2020: goons will never fail to take any opportunity to whiteknight a random girl on the internet.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

thankfully probated but in the future consider having basic pattern recognition

Live Free
Jan 5, 2019

by VideoGames

Bloody Emissary posted:

Place your bets, thread: Taxman or mod alt account?

goldbelly exec who has been getting fat stacks off of richards $120 valium crullers

dublish
Oct 31, 2011



What on earth.

num3n
Jun 1, 2006
Hope these dudes come back and take over the forums.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcdWlPz5ixk

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Nitr0 posted:

Does anyone else actually have control of the forums or is it just him?

You made this text appear here. That's a kind of control. That admins and mods and programmers might have more is irrelevant.

Because legally, he owns the domain and the IP and any technical coup could be settled by changing the DNS entry or a court order to the host.

Getting control of something awful basically requires lowtax's consent

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