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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

miniscule12 posted:

Maybe I shouldn't pretend to be the de facto expert on proper something awful history and etiquette if I only read three threads.

I didn’t know there was a dnd thread so we are both idiots!

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DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca



TotalLossBrain posted:

Post Goons realizing their dead gay forum is going to die under Trump

Donald will outlive all of us.

I mean 2024 is such a long time away, you'd be asking too much of this website to live that long

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

miniscule12 posted:

Maybe I shouldn't pretend to be the de facto expert on proper something awful history and etiquette if I only read three threads.

Three threads too many for a proper SA historian.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Cup Runneth Over posted:



why is the Trump supporter's room pink anyway?
lol
the insane charge for a nose swab is a nice touch


Epic High Five posted:

I always got the impression where it's like most conservative media where the creator goes in with something dumb to say ("the wife of my self-insert is joyous at the thought of being pregnant and barefoot at all times" or "the Jews in the media don't want people talking about black on black crime") and then it gets lost in the sauce when they have to pad it out and it turns out everything else they have to say that would contextualize it is at best half-formed and more often totally insane gibberish

comics are supposed to be funny, so every panel features "witty" repartee (puns or movie references unnaturally shoehorned into almost every line of conversation) which is hard to follow even if you know what the characters are talking about, but there's often an extra layer of incomprehensibility because they're referencing some insane conservative conspiracy theory or some right-wing blog post the author just read that he expects you to have heard of in order to fill in the blanks

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


VitalSigns posted:

lol
the insane charge for a nose swab is a nice touch

Inspired by real events, of course

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Nice thread documenting all the ways that Piss Daddy has (not) come through for his supporters in Lordstown, Ohio

https://twitter.com/DavidPepper/status/1276154570343960585

Pence is there today, talking up what a good job this administration has done for the working people of Lordstown.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://mobile.twitter.com/baltimoresun/status/1276394794424680448

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

post trump voters actively killing themselves and others under trump

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



FMguru posted:

Nice thread documenting all the ways that Piss Daddy has (not) come through for his supporters in Lordstown, Ohio

https://twitter.com/DavidPepper/status/1276154570343960585

Pence is there today, talking up what a good job this administration has done for the working people of Lordstown.

David Pepper is the chairman of the ohio Democratic party. He's the son of billionaire philanthropists and hasn't had any real job before he became party chairman. His main accomplishment was losing every statewide he had candidates for in the blue wave of 2018 lmao

yorkinshire
Apr 28, 2009

In space no one can hear your dope beats.

Kitfox88 posted:

post trump voters actively killing themselves and others under trump

I guess it was only a matter of time before opposing anything a lib says is good led to this.

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

hello, i can only feel hunger and lust, both specifically for CHUD death, as well as a vague, morbid entertainment that when i read an article in like 2010 about how 32% of Americans did not ‘believe in’ the Germ Theory of Disease even after having it explained to them i posted and made a bunch of “refusing to stop spreading deadly contagions to own the libs” jokes and 10 years later welp

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Kitfox88 posted:

post trump voters actively killing themselves and others under trump

In other words "post Trump voters" then.

My boss is a MAGA CHUD but, for whatever reason, he's taking this poo poo seriously and mandating masks and poo poo. I assume in an effort to stay open and also maybe not get sued but he has shown a weird humanitarian streak over the years so I dunno. 80% of my coworkers are Limbaugh listeners and poo poo like that but it's been weird watching them sort of fall in line with the mandates since The Boss requires it while, meanwhile, Hannity tells them it's all a bullshit hoax when they drive home.

They strike me as..."conflicted" I guess would be the word. You can tell the reluctant mask wearers because theirs all have American Flags and eagles and poo poo.

FWIW, I live in NE FL so nice knowing everyone.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
at their core all trump supporters are cowards searching for a strong daddy. your boss is closer to them than trump or limbaugh

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

BiggerBoat posted:

In other words "post Trump voters" then.

My boss is a MAGA CHUD but, for whatever reason, he's taking this poo poo seriously and mandating masks and poo poo. I assume in an effort to stay open and also maybe not get sued but he has shown a weird humanitarian streak over the years so I dunno. 80% of my coworkers are Limbaugh listeners and poo poo like that but it's been weird watching them sort of fall in line with the mandates since The Boss requires it while, meanwhile, Hannity tells them it's all a bullshit hoax when they drive home.

They strike me as..."conflicted" I guess would be the word. You can tell the reluctant mask wearers because theirs all have American Flags and eagles and poo poo.

FWIW, I live in NE FL so nice knowing everyone.
this is actually good news and shows that it's not exactly impossible to get folks onboard with mask wearing

like especially if they can save face doing it ("it's the law so I guess I have to", "I don't believe it, but it's good for business", "It wasn't a good idea before but it is now") -- masks might actually happen

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
basically if trump and bolsanaro hadnt staked so much of their legitimacy on making this red line go uP, and implemented any kind of competent coronavirus response, they would have 70+ positive approval even if thousands of people are dead, and sweep reelection

but they are constitutionally incapable of doing so, and god willing, lets post the trump campaign realizing they're going to die under trump

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

ShadowHawk posted:

this is actually good news and shows that it's not exactly impossible to get folks onboard with mask wearing

like especially if they can save face doing it ("it's the law so I guess I have to", "I don't believe it, but it's good for business", "It wasn't a good idea before but it is now") -- masks might actually happen

i asked this in the US pol thread, but do we have any recent polls on how people feel about corona being a hoax or not? i haven't seen any in like at least a month, but the last one i saw was pretty surprising with only like 20-30% of people being the dumbest of chuds.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Mr Interweb posted:

i asked this in the US pol thread, but do we have any recent polls on how people feel about corona being a hoax or not? i haven't seen any in like at least a month, but the last one i saw was pretty surprising with only like 20-30% of people being the dumbest of chuds.

The data on polls overwhelmingly is in favor of actually reasonable responses and not prioritizing “number go up” over lives, like 70-30.

Even a significant minority of Trumps base mathematically has to be included in that.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Phobophilia posted:

basically if trump and bolsanaro hadnt staked so much of their legitimacy on making this red line go uP, and implemented any kind of competent coronavirus response, they would have 70+ positive approval even if thousands of people are dead, and sweep reelection

but they are constitutionally incapable of doing so, and god willing, lets post the trump campaign realizing they're going to die under trump

The crazy thing is the populace would have given them credit if they’d tried and failed. In a crisis People just need to see that their leaders are trying to do something to help. But Trump couldn’t even put in the minimum effort required.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



the Dems are basically in say nothing pablum mode so despite everything the ball is 100% in Trump's court. Bernie bux expiring at the end of next month is going to be an event almost unprecedented in US history, and if he mails out a check for 10k to every man woman and child in this country to see them through he'll win 35 states minimum. If (when lol) the Dems finger wag about moral hazards and come out in opposition to the GOP and members of their party who support the measure, Trump wins 45 states

progressive Dems have already shown they're willing to caucus with anybody no matter how loathed by the party it takes to get something like an emergency UBI passed, and as time goes on there's going to be more and more of them willing to tell Pelosi and Schumer to eat poo poo on the issue, esp after it's become obvious that chud Dems are just one progressive challenger away from having to get a real job

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

InsertPotPun posted:

at their core all trump supporters are cowards searching for a strong daddy. your boss is closer to them than trump or limbaugh

Trump is the world’s weakest strongman.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Platystemon posted:

Trump is the world’s weakest strongman.

As the brilliant man Beau of the Fifth Column perfectly said, "he's such a loser he can't even racist right".

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

is Day by Day the one that's obviously traced from porn and the comic itself is just like, Turner Diaries poo poo

i wouldnt say its the turner diaries because the plot is just "old but hot conservatives are constantly in the process of getting undressed while talking about stupid and farfetched plans to own the libs"

i dont follow it closely but apparently the hot redhead in it is middle aged with an adult daughter but also her mom is a super hot gmilf who she swims naked with and the gmilf married a rich conservative indian or asian billionaire who funds plans like making a t-1000 built on american soil so schwarzenegger can technically run for president and other inanely boring poo poo

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

cumshitter posted:

i wouldnt say its the turner diaries because the plot is just "old but hot conservatives are constantly in the process of getting undressed while talking about stupid and farfetched plans to own the libs"

i dont follow it closely but apparently the hot redhead in it is middle aged with an adult daughter but also her mom is a super hot gmilf who she swims naked with and the gmilf married a rich conservative indian or asian billionaire who funds plans like making a t-1000 built on american soil so schwarzenegger can technically run for president and other inanely boring poo poo
I got my wires crossed reading this post and thought you were describing the turner diaries.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
i thought arnie was a resistance hero now and all the maga people loving hate him

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

Phobophilia posted:

i thought arnie was a resistance hero now and all the maga people loving hate him
It's cause he believes in the virus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMydOvlqcck

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Arnie has been on their bad side for awhile, politically speaking he is all over the map. Before covid the reason a lot of the chuds didn't like him was his habit of getting right in the faces of people saying gas engine emissions are perfectly safe and asking them if they'd prefer to sit in a closed room with one, or with an electric

cumshitter posted:

i wouldnt say its the turner diaries because the plot is just "old but hot conservatives are constantly in the process of getting undressed while talking about stupid and farfetched plans to own the libs"

i dont follow it closely but apparently the hot redhead in it is middle aged with an adult daughter but also her mom is a super hot gmilf who she swims naked with and the gmilf married a rich conservative indian or asian billionaire who funds plans like making a t-1000 built on american soil so schwarzenegger can technically run for president and other inanely boring poo poo

Sir I think you may be too young to read a comic with such poorly elaborated on and incoherent adult themes

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Arnie is definitely a bootstraps type conservative, but he's also liberal in a lot of ways. You know when they say fiscally conservative, but socially liberal? Arnold is probably as close as you can get to that imaginary bullshit.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
Arnold is the sort of Republican that can win the governor seat in California, which means in most of the red states he's a middle of the road Democrat.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


One More Fat Nerd posted:

Arnold is the sort of Republican that can win the governor seat in California, which means in most of the red states he's a middle of the road Democrat.

He’s an actual conservative, our “Conservative party” is actually full of revanchist death cultists.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/DB2020_4_PREZ/status/1276748020931940354/photo/1

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Phobophilia posted:

i thought arnie was a resistance hero now and all the maga people loving hate him

They've been calling him a RINO since at least his governor days. At least my Limbaugh listener father did.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Post Trump voters sacrificing their children under Trump here. :smith:

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

ElGroucho posted:

Arnie is definitely a bootstraps type conservative, but he's also liberal in a lot of ways. You know when they say fiscally conservative, but socially liberal? Arnold is probably as close as you can get to that imaginary bullshit.
Isn't that just a liberal? In any case, his views make a ton of sense if you consider his life experience - deciding that his podunk rear end Austrian village sucked at a young age, and then pouring all his energy into becoming a star and succeeding at pretty much anything he put his mind to. His views as a teen were already a heightened version of the kind of confidence you see in some kids, and literally his entire life experience has just enforced that. He's like the perfect representation of the American dream, the one in a (hundred) million who just ends up knocking over every obstacle as they bootstrap themselves to success.

The ones who failed at what he tried became libertarians, whining about how they're held back by the state.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

maybe it’s the uncrackpinged part of my brain speaking but it’s really hard to believe this isn’t a troll

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Reminds me that the girlfriend of one of the dudes who died in Las Vegas said it wouldn't have changed his mind on gun control.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Epic High Five posted:

is Day by Day the one that's obviously traced from porn and the comic itself is just like, Turner Diaries poo poo

Yeah, it finally got banned from the thread when the waifu character was happy and grateful that the protagonist rear end raped her. Not even joking.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Yeah, it finally got banned from the thread when the waifu character was happy and grateful that the protagonist rear end raped her. Not even joking.

IIRC it was one of the two straw woman lib characters, and her husband was trying to make a point to her about how gun control is bad. See, the government is imposing gun control on people who didn't consent to it, so gun control is like rape. But then she liked it because Women Be Reading Fifty Shades of Grey, so I guess gun control is okay?

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Schwarzenegger loving ruined California for decades, but he's not a cultist. He's not even a ghoul like Cheney or McConnell. He's just a dumb shithead who made a horrible leader and is obsessed with aggressive machismo.

A Buttery Pastry posted:

In any case, his views make a ton of sense if you consider his life experience - deciding that his podunk rear end Austrian village sucked at a young age, and then pouring all his energy into becoming a star and succeeding at pretty much anything he put his mind to. His views as a teen were already a heightened version of the kind of confidence you see in some kids, and literally his entire life experience has just enforced that. He's like the perfect representation of the American dream, the one in a (hundred) million who just ends up knocking over every obstacle as they bootstrap themselves to success.

Yeah, that's the power of steroids.

Pththya-lyi posted:

IIRC it was one of the two straw woman lib characters, and her husband was trying to make a point to her about how gun control is bad. See, the government is imposing gun control on people who didn't consent to it, so gun control is like rape. But then she liked it because Women Be Reading Fifty Shades of Grey, so I guess gun control is okay?

Gun control is okay between consenting adults in the bedroom? :thunk:

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Pththya-lyi posted:

IIRC it was one of the two straw woman lib characters, and her husband was trying to make a point to her about how gun control is bad. See, the government is imposing gun control on people who didn't consent to it, so gun control is like rape. But then she liked it because Women Be Reading Fifty Shades of Grey, so I guess gun control is okay?

Ah, OK. It's been years but yeah, it's dumb as poo poo.

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Cup Runneth Over posted:

Schwarzenegger loving ruined California for decades, but he's not a cultist. He's not even a ghoul like Cheney or McConnell. He's just a dumb shithead who made a horrible leader and is obsessed with aggressive machismo.


Yeah, that's the power of steroids.

Juice was a lot weaker when he was doing his thing, if he cycled it was probably about equivalent to what every actor prepping for an action film does nowadays. Thank god for the USSR v USA Olympic rivalries of the 80's where both sides were in an anabolic arms race

I like the guy on the whole but good lord he absolutely should never have been allowed any kind of power over the biggest economy in the richest nation on Earth

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