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Luvcow posted:often times in my youth i would go out back and flip over rocks hoping to find a goat underneath how big were the rocks and/or how small were the goats?
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Jun 29, 2020 17:30
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magic cactus posted:how big were the rocks and/or how small were the goats? rocks were small enough for me as a child to flip, goats were any size as they can apparently flatten themselves to fit under almost anything |
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Jun 29, 2020 17:31
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Luvcow posted:rocks were small enough for me as a child to flip, goats were any size as they can apparently flatten themselves to fit under almost anything It's true. I moved a piece of paper on my desk and there was a goat underneath! Everywhere, everyone is red and green |
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Jun 29, 2020 17:32
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paint the number "100" on the goat and set it loose so after people catch it they will continue searching for goats 1 through 99
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Jun 29, 2020 17:46
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cda posted:put a ring ont he goats hoof and take it to the beach. this is a funny joke if you get it. 
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Jun 29, 2020 17:53
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pickled goat eggs were a delicacy in my youth, we'd go out and forage for their tiny eggs under the rocks the bigger the rock, the bigger the egg, we always found
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Jun 29, 2020 17:56
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give the goat soem weed lmafo
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Jun 29, 2020 18:14
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goat: i coem from benetath teh oven :3 me: chill. here, have some weed, to smoke. goatj: thank you. *(gets high* me: have uyou ever climbed in this big metal pot while high. it is a trip  goat: you avhent steerted me wrong so far. meL: the potatos and carots are to play with. stoner toys. goat: thank youf ro the heads up. me: heres a glow stick for ayou for when i put thsi lid on top of the pot. *puts lid ofn top of the pot* goat: *from instide the pot, voice soudns distant and metally * wow...thsi glow stick is cool. me: *takes thet lid off the pot(* ok tyou can get out now, i hope you endjoyed your weed. goat: youve staretded me on a life of crime. everythign from here is down hill. me: ....excelletn....Lt wustedL ---------------- |
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Jun 29, 2020 18:19
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i would simply say hello to the goat and go about my day
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Jun 29, 2020 18:22
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cda posted:goat: i coem from benetath teh oven :3 wtf. also lol
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Jun 29, 2020 18:22
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to us, meeting a goat is a rare novelty. to a goat, it is simply the common state of their being. one should honour the goat's experience and let it on its way.
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Jun 29, 2020 18:24
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prepuce repurposed posted:wtf. also lol that post was brought to you by one of my daughter's favorite books when she was a lil kid, That Is Not a Good Idea! by Mo Willems. I highly recommend it for the 3-5 year old in your life. ---------------- |
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Jun 29, 2020 18:27
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cda posted:goat: i coem from benetath teh oven :3 lol lol @ hotboxing a baby goat, and the rest of it
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Jun 29, 2020 19:16
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when i said i thought baby goats were cute i wasn't kidding
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Jun 29, 2020 19:19
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cda posted:goat: i coem from benetath teh oven :3 BYOBrabians Nights looking good https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 29, 2020 19:21
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:BYOBrabians Nights looking good the tale of the goat and the big metal pot
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cda posted:goat: i coem from benetath teh oven :3 lol cda posted:that post was brought to you by one of my daughter's favorite books when she was a lil kid, That Is Not a Good Idea! by Mo Willems. I highly recommend it for the 3-5 year old in your life. mo willems is a treasure, "don't let the pigeon drive the bus" is my favorite
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Jun 29, 2020 19:31
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cda posted:goat: i coem from benetath teh oven :3 
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BYOrabian Nights update in the dedicated thread, for those who may be interested! |
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Jun 29, 2020 21:09
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Goat fact: goats are great swimmers; they use their tail as a propeller when in water to move themselves forward
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Jun 29, 2020 22:53
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Welcome hello hi, heelo.....sigh Been a while, hello |
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Jun 29, 2020 23:23
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DAIRY KING posted:Welcome hello hi, heelo.....sigh hi dairy king 
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DAIRY KING posted:Welcome hello hi, heelo.....sigh hello dairy king
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Jun 29, 2020 23:30
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Jun 29, 2020 23:36
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DAIRY KING posted:Welcome hello hi, heelo.....sigh https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3927619 I know how exhausting it can be having to post with these vile, scrofulous and unwashed peasants.
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Jun 29, 2020 23:56
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:We are so pleased to greet a fellow posting monarch. Might I direct your attention to the Fancy Post Zone? Ahhh yes, simply wonderful! I shall prance over streight forth' |
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Jun 30, 2020 00:35
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Jun 30, 2020 00:55
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I really liked this goat talk we just had a socially distant family party for my daughter's birthday pizza and cupcakes and all that and beer (for the adults (not for the children)) |
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Jun 30, 2020 01:55
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Empty Sandwich posted:
Wow. Things have changed since I was young.
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Jun 30, 2020 02:03
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Empty Sandwich posted:I really liked this goat talk Aw fun how old is she My daughter turns 1.5 pretty soon 
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Jun 30, 2020 02:06
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Jun 30, 2020 02:07
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she's a decade old now. I started making goatse mugs right before she was born |
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Jun 30, 2020 02:09
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Empty Sandwich posted:she's a decade old now. I started making goatse mugs right before she was born 
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Jun 30, 2020 02:15
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Good evening byob (or whatever time it is where you are). I am thankful for our island of chill and magic, because the sea of madness is very rough right now.
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Jun 30, 2020 02:36
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Barking Gecko posted:Good evening byob (or whatever time it is where you are). I too was just about to say thanks for everyone for being you. you are all loved |
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Jun 30, 2020 02:39
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Hello, welcome and chat, Diary King, and other good orbs. I didn't super read all of the new posts, have you shared your pets and or crimes? I'm sure you'll get a pardon, after all, you are the monarch.
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Jun 30, 2020 02:48
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Barking Gecko posted:Good evening byob (or whatever time it is where you are). absolutely 
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Jun 30, 2020 02:48
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It's nice to see so many new folks coming to chill with us
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alnilam posted:It's nice to see so many new folks coming to chill with us yes, and also people who used to chill here (likely before my time) and are stopping back in
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