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Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

Aramoro posted:

Accident and Emergency, where the ambulance takes you.

Known to Americans as �primary care provider.�

# ? Jun 30, 2020 17:43

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# ? May 15, 2024 15:55

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Known to Americans as �primary care provider.�

Zing.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 17:53

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Scratch Monkey posted:

what's an "A&E"?

It's the "Arts and Entertainment" Network.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 18:07

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

burial posted:

The working man�s poetry.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 18:14

Metaline: Aug 20, 2003

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

we keep telling you, just because it's called Sex Criminals doesn't mean it's about you.

You joke, but it�s literally my photo!

# ? Jun 30, 2020 18:26

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

That is usually called a �mugshot�.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 19:12

Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Confession time - I had something like this happen to me.

Whenever I paid a bill through my bank you could enter a couple lines for a reference. Obviously, you're supposed to go "power bill" "rent" and so on.

I was typing in "loving bullshit bill" and similar and one day got a very polite email from my bank informing me that the payee could also see what I had typed in.

Now there's a little note in the bank's online payment page telling you that the other person can see what you type in.

Though, to be fair, I think this is the sort of critical information which should have been shared with me earlier. Like before I spent I don't know how many months insulting everyone who was sending me bills.

Pfft. gently caress 'em. Don't change your behavior at all with this new information.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 20:19

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Yeah, what are they gonna do, not take your money?

# ? Jun 30, 2020 20:20

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Confession time - I had something like this happen to me.

Whenever I paid a bill through my bank you could enter a couple lines for a reference. Obviously, you're supposed to go "power bill" "rent" and so on.

I was typing in "loving bullshit bill" and similar and one day got a very polite email from my bank informing me that the payee could also see what I had typed in.

Now there's a little note in the bank's online payment page telling you that the other person can see what you type in.

Though, to be fair, I think this is the sort of critical information which should have been shared with me earlier. Like before I spent I don't know how many months insulting everyone who was sending me bills.

It's called a reference so the receiver knows what the gently caress it is, not so you know what it is. That's how references work.

e: Now I wanna see your CV.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 20:25

burial: Sep 13, 2002; actually, that won't be necessary.

Hirayuki posted:

You know, I have to applaud that on at LEAST two levels. Those linebreaks were well done!

# ? Jun 30, 2020 20:26

Double Punctuation: Dec 30, 2009; Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Scratch Monkey posted:

Aww. Why can�t we guys with long hair join the fun?

# ? Jun 30, 2020 20:27

John Murdoch: May 19, 2009; I can tune a fish.

RareAcumen posted:

Jack Nicholson, look out! :ohdear:

# ? Jun 30, 2020 21:16

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Aramoro posted:

where the ambulance takes you.

Americans reading this all "debtors prison??"

# ? Jun 30, 2020 22:08

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://twitter.com/aeshryver_/status/1277620854571126791
you could tell me there already was a YA series called Daughter of Glass and Bone and I'd believe you

# ? Jun 30, 2020 22:29

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

I got pants of cume and shid.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 22:34

NonzeroCircle: Apr 12, 2010; El Camino

Moon of Moon and Moon :shittydog:

# ? Jun 30, 2020 22:35

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

I always love when 2 columns have the same item. Can't wait to read Children of Bone and Bone.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 22:36

HPanda: Sep 5, 2008

SpacePig posted:

I always love when 2 columns have the same item. Can't wait to read Children of Bone and Bone.

It�s English, so one can be a noun and the other a verb.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 22:38

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 22:39

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Samuringa posted:

Posting from Iraq

# ? Jun 30, 2020 22:49

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Randaconda posted:

https://twitter.com/aeshryver_/status/1277620854571126791
you could tell me there already was a YA series called Daughter of Glass and Bone and I'd believe you

Song of Fire and Flames was really hard on guitar hero

# ? Jun 30, 2020 22:54

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

AFewBricksShy posted:

Wasn't there a real one that had something like "She started blowing me and did a great job in that regard"

iirc that was shmorky

# ? Jun 30, 2020 23:15

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I got pants of cume and shid.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 23:15

Solar Tornado: Aug 9, 2016; A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Randaconda posted:

https://twitter.com/aeshryver_/status/1277620854571126791
you could tell me there already was a YA series called Daughter of Glass and Bone and I'd believe you

Land of Glass and Storm.

...Do you guys remember Homestuck?

# ? Jun 30, 2020 23:46

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Song BoneBone. Not even kidding

# ? Jun 30, 2020 23:49

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

SpacePig posted:

I always love when 2 columns have the same item. Can't wait to read Children of Bone and Bone.

Close. I am Castle of Bone and Bone.

Fun times to be had by all.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 23:50

Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

Zil posted:

Song BoneBone. Not even kidding

Barry White's A Song of Bone and Bone

# ? Jun 30, 2020 23:57

bows1: May 16, 2004; Chill, whale, chill

Pick posted:

Someone said kidney stones? yowza!

https://i.imgur.com/TtkXaCr.jpg

^ note, that kidney's not in a body now

This is really loving me up wtf

# ? Jul 1, 2020 00:10

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

NonzeroCircle posted:

Moon of Moon and Moon

Oh the book name thing? Yeah I got that too.

# ? Jul 1, 2020 00:11

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Confession time - I had something like this happen to me.

Whenever I paid a bill through my bank you could enter a couple lines for a reference. Obviously, you're supposed to go "power bill" "rent" and so on.

I was typing in "loving bullshit bill" and similar and one day got a very polite email from my bank informing me that the payee could also see what I had typed in.

Now there's a little note in the bank's online payment page telling you that the other person can see what you type in.

Though, to be fair, I think this is the sort of critical information which should have been shared with me earlier. Like before I spent I don't know how many months insulting everyone who was sending me bills.

Congratulations on having the post that was good enough to my partner this morning. We've now both had a solid chuckle at this.

# ? Jul 1, 2020 00:19

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

drat, your partner has low standards

# ? Jul 1, 2020 00:23

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Milo and POTUS posted:

drat, your partner has low standards

Of course, it's the only reason we work as a couple.

# ? Jul 1, 2020 00:27

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Samuringa posted:

Hey forgive me if the rats being badly affected by a human plague doesn't elicit much sympathy from me.

1346 never forget

# ? Jul 1, 2020 00:31

Rexxed: May 1, 2010; Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

Randaconda posted:

https://twitter.com/aeshryver_/status/1277620854571126791
you could tell me there already was a YA series called Daughter of Glass and Bone and I'd believe you

I'm Bad Identity Theft. Weird!

# ? Jul 1, 2020 00:41

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Rexxed posted:

I'm Bad Identity Theft. Weird!

Wait people use their real information on these things?

# ? Jul 1, 2020 00:42

Mokinokaro: Sep 11, 2001; At the end of everything, hold onto anything; Fun Shoe

Randaconda posted:

https://twitter.com/aeshryver_/status/1277620854571126791
you could tell me there already was a YA series called Daughter of Glass and Bone and I'd believe you

Song of Fire and Blood, the most metal of YA fiction.

# ? Jul 1, 2020 00:43