Pants Donkey posted:

lmao

Ben Garrison posted:

We at GrrrGraphics wish everyone a happy 4th of July!

Our cartoon features President Donald J. Trump, General Michael Flynn and the Digital Soldiers of the Q Army

America remains the greatest Republic ever created. Yes, we face many problems, but racism is not one of them. There is no ‘systemic racism.’ That is a lie. There remains equal opportunity for all those willing to work hard to obtain success. The Bolsheviks will have none of this and are using race to divide and destroy our country. We must not let this happen. Black or white, we have nothing to be ashamed of. Slavery reparations were already paid long ago. It was called the Civil War. Over 600,000 Americans died and slavery was ended.

My heritage includes both the North and South. My mom was born in Massachusetts. I might be distantly related to the famous abolitionist, William Lloyd Garrison of Massachusetts, but I doubt it. My dad was born in Texas. My parents’ ancestors were on opposite sides. I can appreciate both the North and South. Of course slavery was evil, but the vast majority of southerners were not. Very few had slaves.

Despite what Nancy Pelosi has been spewing, the people of the South were not ’traitors.’ They did not want to overthrow the government of the North. What the South did was called ’secession.’ They wanted to disassociate themselves from the unfair tariffs and corruption meted out to them by the North. In those days the states had far more power along with the understanding that they could divorce themselves from the union when tyranny and unfair taxation became unbearable. So they did. Lincoln would have none of it and forced the southern states to return to the union by means of war. It remains our country’s deadliest conflict.

In the process, Lincoln established a strong central government and the states were rendered more subordinate. This arrangement has grown worse over the years and now the leviathan federal government routinely bullies the states and its citizens. The word ‘federal’ is now used with finality. It’s an argument ender. We have no say!

To expedite a national restoration, all southerners received full pardons. They were once again part of the Union. The South was allowed to erect statues of their great generals. Paintings of great leaders from the South hung in the halls of Congress. Pelosi recently ordered their removal. She said they were traitors. WRONG! They were not traitors, they wanted succession—and then they were pardoned! Pelosi is the real traitor for trying to destroy our history!

The fact that the South was defeated does not negate their heroism. l repeat, almost none of the soldiers fighting for the South owned slaves. They were fighting for freedom and liberty and they were just as honorable and heroic as soldiers from the north. All should be honored. Our history should be respected. The statues should remain—including and especially Andrew Jackson’s.

President Jackson was our first Democrat president. Jackson’s greatest accomplishment was throwing out the central bankers. A man of unparalleled courage, Jackson was vastly outnumbered during the War of 1812 and still handily defeated the British near New Orleans. By the way, many blacks heroically fought for Jackson during that battle.

African Americans fought in all our country’s wars from the very beginning and have been just as patriotic as other races. You don’t often hear from them because the lying mass media only promotes socialist voices. I do not want to see America totally destroyed and returned to Native Americans. I can’t return to Ireland, Britain, or Germany any more than an African American can return to, say, Ghana or the Upper Congo. Why would we? We are all fortunate to be where we are—the greatest Republic ever created on the face of the Earth. It would be a deadly shame to allow its destruction.

The Fourth of July is a holiday that all Americans should celebrate regardless of petty political differences. Unfortunately the violent globalist Bolsheviks don’t see it that way. They want to widen the division as they constantly chant ‘racist’ to justify their goal: The destruction of our great country. It starts with destroying our statues and history.

The violent BLM and Antifa are the real traitors—not the people from the old South.

—Ben Garrison

Happy Independence Day!

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

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Stiglich posted:

There is no forgiveness or redemption in the Cancel Culture. One wrong tweet or foolish act in public and you will be chased, besieged, overwhelmed and pecked apart by an army of faceless pigeons.

Stiglich posted:

The violence and mayhem seen over the past few weeks, especially in our blue states, are perfect examples of how liberalism doesn’t work. See CHOP, formerly known as CHAZ.

Stiglich posted:

Suddenly forgotten heroes.

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

And brace yourselves, today's Garrison rant is a doozy.

Trogdos! posted:

Malcolm X posted:

Being an old farm boy myself, chickens coming home to roost never did make me sad; they've always made me glad.

Trogdos! posted:

Some Stiglich:

Polygynous posted:

oh neat, thanks, so a reference lost on anyone under... 70?

Trogdos! posted:

Some Stiglich:

Cloud Potato posted:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the reopening of English pubs – The government has said that pubs in England can reopen from 6am on Saturday 4 July, but not all are convinced the move is safe" After Hogarth.

Trogdos! posted:

Some Stiglich:

War Wizard posted:

I thought the firefighters were the big Heroes risking their lives. Were the police running in to fight fires?

there wolf posted:

Nice of Stiglich to add a quote so we'd know that that mass of black birds that stripped that structure were pigeons and not crows.

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

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Trogdos! posted:

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

Trapezium Dave posted:

I'll update the Hitchcock wiki about that scene he directly traced.

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

And brace yourselves, today's Garrison rant is a doozy.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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rydiafan posted:

What the gently caress kind of question is "What color are we?"

Vib Rib posted:

"They were wrong (according to us) about this other thing so literally don't believe anything else they tell you, ever, it's wrong out the door."

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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FronzelNeekburm posted:

Wait, this isn't an MS Paint.

rydiafan posted:

What the gently caress kind of question is "What color are we?"

Charlz Guybon posted:

This is what it would actually look like

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Cat Mattress posted:

Those masks do result in a reduction of oxygen intake, not because oxygen is too big to go through but because it largely blocks airflow (which is the entire point) so you get a pocket of stale air in front of your nose and mouth. It's not comparable to a balaclava or burka or whatever because it's not the same degree of filtration nor the same tight fitting on the face.

Obviously you shouldn't wear a mask 24/7, nor when there are no real reason to wear one. But in a crowded area, especially when not in the open air (such as, inside a shop for example)? Then yeah, wear the loving mask. It's definitely an annoyance but that and washing your hands regularly are how we can reduce the virulence of this disease. The sooner the pandemic is over, the sooner we can forget about the masks and go back to not washing our hands constantly like we have OCD.

RodShaft posted:

Oh Dilbert...

The Artificial Kid posted:

Remember 2016 when Scott Adams was playing the "I'm not saying I'm a Trump supporter but in a purely unbiased sense here's why all his ideas are amazing and he's going to win" card?

Abyssal Squid posted:

Remember 2017 when Scott Adams went on Fox News to defend Steve Bannon by bragging that he sucks his own dick?

Mikl posted:

Okay, I gotta know.

Is that the Fox News Dude's (don't know his name since I'm not from the US, and frankly I don't care enough to google him) standard expression? I've seen quite a few screenshots of him during interviews and stuff, and he always makes that face.