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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Uzumaki was finished like a year before Spongebob premiered...

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frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Antigravitas posted:

I'm trying to translate this but I have no idea where to even start.

Anyway, since we're lifting poo poo from ich_iel:



So I think endlich is "finally" and the bottom bit is something like "And now give me your poo poo glass you whoreson"

But I don't know what entdienung is but I would guess it's "service" or something from context.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

rodbeard posted:

The one gallon jug whole milk at my first job at a grocery store rang up as homo gal.

one of the local store brands is listed on the boxes as "LLYN HOMO GAL"

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


These are all great but I especially love the ones where the person just does a poo poo eating grin at the camera.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Lodin posted:

My mom buys bagged wine. No, not in a box, just the bag. It's hosed up.

my French relatives do this, as I recall... go to the co-op and get a 10-liter Mylar bag, then decant that into bottles at home.

here's some savage political commentary




:yeshaha:

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Fuckdammit I laughed at every one of these :allears:

OwlFancier posted:

These are all great but I especially love the ones where the person just does a poo poo eating grin at the camera.

Those really are the best, aren't they?

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


The only funny one so far

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

OwlFancier posted:

So I think endlich is "finally" and the bottom bit is something like "And now give me your poo poo glass you whoreson"

But I don't know what entdienung is but I would guess it's "service" or something from context.

be- and ent- are prefixes. "be-" signifies acting on something, while "ent-" signifies removing something.
If you stick "be-" to "dienen" (to serve) you get "bedienen" (to serve someone).
If you stick "ent-" to "dienen" (to serve) you get "entdienen" (to...disserve someone?).

The joke, since we're already dissecting its corpse, is thusly: The template of a science guy discovering something new (that word doesn't exist in common parlance), illustratred by disserving waitstaff.

Antigravitas has a new favorite as of 18:44 on Jul 5, 2020

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

mind the walrus posted:

Uzumaki was finished like a year before Spongebob premiered...

Junji Ito is a time traveler.

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

https://youtu.be/Iol3Xydcn4I

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Benny Harvey posted:

Ostwestfalen being a thing makes me sensibly chuckle.

Dr. Clockwork
Sep 9, 2011

I'LL PUT MY SCIENCE IN ALL OF YOU!
Südsüdsüdio

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Alles ist Westfalen!

War immer.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Paladinus posted:

Alles ist Westfalen!

War immer.

LOLZEN

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Just a 1979 horoscope.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Carbon dioxide posted:

Just a 1979 horoscope.



That has incredible shitpost energy.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Carbon dioxide posted:

Just a 1979 horoscope.



My wife is a Taurus and this checks out.

bare bottom pancakes
Sep 3, 2015

Production: Complete

Carbon dioxide posted:

Just a 1979 horoscope.



My ex is a Libra and I can see that

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
The cancer one is pretty accurate for me except the welfare and prison part, but I have some time left to fulfill my destiny.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Carbon dioxide posted:

Just a 1979 horoscope.



Bigotry against Capricorns is real and should be condemned

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

yeah I eat rear end posted:

The cancer one is pretty accurate for me except the welfare and prison part, but I have some time left to fulfill my destiny.

"Everybody in prison is a cancer" doesn't imply "every cancer is in prison" unless ~ 1/12th of the population is in prison.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/TomAndIsabelle2/status/1278700384324931586?s=20

Melaneus
Aug 24, 2007

Here to make your dreams and nightmares come true.

Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more Isabelle.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

My plan is to sit around reading memes until someone falls in love with me.

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


Carbon dioxide posted:

"Everybody in prison is a cancer" doesn't imply "every cancer is in prison" unless ~ 1/12th of the population is in prison.

So you're implying every Cancer in the US is in prison?

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


Carbon dioxide posted:

Just a 1979 horoscope.



Gemini whose ex was a lovely Leo, both are on point.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Carbon dioxide posted:

Just a 1979 horoscope.



Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid scientific documented evidence so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true WHERE WAS I

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
https://twitter.com/conkface/status/1279877471572242434

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011















Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Or 2031.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

If the Earth wore jeans would it wear them like this?

Or like this?

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
FREE TIBET WEED
parents against vaccinations

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Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


Oh poo poo

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