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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Sleeveless posted:

The Nissan GTR is truly the Mount Everest of cars.

Come on, they can't all covered in poop.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 02:12

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# ? May 15, 2024 04:35

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

shaving my johnson by cockboxing a running ceiling fan, clinging to the sprinkler system like some kind of Turgid Spiderman

# ? Jul 6, 2020 07:11

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

Pick posted:

amazing

# ? Jul 6, 2020 07:24

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

RandomFerret posted:

Part of the deal gave Renault a 43% voting stake in Nissan. This was a one-way deal, Nissan only has a 15% stake in Renault, and it's non-voting.

Renault is partially owned by the French government, which passed a bill a few years ago granting long-term investors double the voting rights. Nobody in France owns more long-term shares than the government, and this was a backdoor way to let government watchdogs have more oversight over French companies. The inadvertent effect is that the French government now has a 30% stake in Nissan, which is more than enough to control the board of directors.

This is hilarious.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 08:14

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Come on, they can't all covered in poop.

Well not with that attitude.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 11:26

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

Pick posted:

Quoting this so I can find it when I can spend ten bucks on the forums again.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 12:10

Griefor: Jun 11, 2009

Paladinus posted:

Nissan is part of Renault�Nissan�Mitsubishi Alliance, which is headquartered in the Netherlands.

The Netherlands is the corporate tax haven of Europe, lot's of companies headquartered here do not have specific affinity with the Netherlands.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 12:38

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

So Netherlands is the Delaware of Europe

# ? Jul 6, 2020 12:52

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Garrand posted:

So Netherlands is the Delaware of Europe

more like cold florida

# ? Jul 6, 2020 13:38

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

Henchman of Santa posted:

Has anybody seen ads for a testosterone booster called Nugenix? Because that name alone belongs in this thread.

walrusman posted:

It's the only dick-cream endorsed by the Motor City Madman!!

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

The final solution to your low testosterone problems!

# ? Jul 6, 2020 13:38

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Garrand posted:

So Netherlands is the Delaware of Europe

Netherlands is the Ireland of Europe.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 15:25

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

It's the Germany of Belgium.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 15:31

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Paladinus posted:

It's the Germany of Belgium.

It's the Lichtenstein of Luxembourg.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 15:32

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Paladinus posted:

It's the Germany of Belgium.

What kind of made up fantasy word is Belgium? How would you even pronounce that? Now Bel' Gium, that makes more sense.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 15:33

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Solice Kirsk posted:

What kind of made up fantasy word is Belgium? How would you even pronounce that?

�Sword�.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 15:37

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Solice Kirsk posted:

What kind of made up fantasy word is Belgium? How would you even pronounce that? Now Bel' Gium, that makes more sense.

Bell Jum, that's where Brooooooozh is, right?

# ? Jul 6, 2020 15:47

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Solice Kirsk posted:

What kind of made up fantasy word is Belgium? How would you even pronounce that? Now Bel' Gium, that makes more sense.

Sound like a race of star trek aliens

# ? Jul 6, 2020 15:50

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

purple death ray posted:

Sound like a race of star trek aliens

I hope they bring some Bell-jahn fee-maylez.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 15:52

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I hope they bring some Bell-jahn fee-maylez.

They just call them Owhua-Pfels there.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 17:14

Haschel Cedricson: Jan 4, 2006; Brinkmanship

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Well not with that altitude.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 17:36

shut up blegum: Dec 17, 2008; --->Plastic Lawn<---

Solice Kirsk posted:

What kind of made up fantasy word is Belgium? How would you even pronounce that? Now Bel' Gium, that makes more sense.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 18:00

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I hope they bring some Bell-jahn fee-maylez.

I don't understand these Star Trek jokes even though as a Belgian I should be a pedophile

# ? Jul 6, 2020 18:03

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Phlegmish posted:

I don't understand these Star Trek jokes even though as a Belgian I should be a pedophile

quote thread

# ? Jul 6, 2020 18:54

barbecue at the folks: Jul 20, 2007

Phlegmish posted:

I don't understand these Star Trek jokes even though as a Belgian I should be a pedophile

# ? Jul 6, 2020 19:11

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

Paladinus posted:

It's the Germany of Belgium.

Congratulations on winning the Rory Award for the Most Gratuitous Use of the Word "Belgium" in a Serious Thread

# ? Jul 6, 2020 19:18

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Phlegmish posted:

I don't understand these Star Trek jokes even though as a Belgian I should be a pedophile

Hahaha! Got an actual out loud laugh from me at work. Well done.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 19:29

Abhorrence: Feb 5, 2010; A love that crushes like a mace.

Does anyone have the steamed hams version of that "half A press" Mario 64 thing? I remember someone writing a transcript here.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 19:52

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Abhorrence posted:

Does anyone have the steamed hams version of that "half A press" Mario 64 thing? I remember someone writing a transcript here.

It was me in the meme thread.

DontMockMySmock posted:

[I'm sorry I have no video editing or voice acting skills to make the following script into a reality.]

TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Well, Pannenkoek, I made it, despite your directions.

Pannenkoek: Ah, TJ "Henry" Yoshi, if that is your real name. I hope you're ready for an unforgettable Watch for Rolling Rocks.

TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Eh.

[Pannenkoek enters Hazy Maze Cave and sees that he has to press A]

Pannenkoek: Ye gods, my low-A-press run is ruined! Hmm. . . But what if I were to hold A from a previous level? Ho ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Pannenkoek! *begins to press A*

[TJ "Henry" Yoshi enters]

TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Ah. . .

[Musical number]
Pannenkoek with his crazy explanations. TJ "Henry" is gonna need his medication, when he hears Pannenkoek's crazy explanations. There'll be trouble in SM64 tonight!
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: PANNENKOEK!!!

Pannenkoek: TJ "Henry" Yoshi! I was just transporting this scuttlebug! Every time it hits you its home resets to a new location! Care to join me?

TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Why are you pressing A, Pannenkoek?

Pannenkoek: Oh! That's not an A press! Those are B presses! Mmmm, B presses!

TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Eh. [Exits.]

Pannenkoek: Phew. [builds up speed for 9 hours]

[Pannenkoek enters the dining room]

Pannenkoek: TJ "Henry" Yoshi. I hope you're ready for holding down the A button!

TJ "Henry" Yoshi: I thought you said you were going to press the B button.

Pannenkoek: No I said "half A press." That's what I call holding the A button down from a previous level.

TJ "Henry" Yoshi: An A press is an A press. You can't say it's only half.

Pannenkoek: Yes I can. An A press has three parts.

TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Uh huh. What parts?

Pannenkoek: Pressing the button, holding it down, and releasing it.

TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Really. Well I've speedran any% SM64 and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "half A press."

Pannenkoek: Oh, not in an any% run, no. It's a low-A-press run expression.

TJ "Henry" Yoshi: I see.

TJ "Henry" Yoshi: You know, you'd still have to press A at some point in order to be holding A during Watch for Rolling Rocks, so that'd count as an A press.

Pannenkoek: Oh ho ho ho, no. You can hold A from a previous A press that you used for a different level. Old Pannenkoek strat.

TJ "Henry" Yoshi: For a "half A press."

Pannenkoek: Yes.

TJ "Henry" Yoshi: And you call it that despite the fact that you have obviously fully pressed A.

Pannenkoek: Well. . . you know. . . One thing I should-. . . excuse me for one second.

TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Of course.

[Pannenkoek uses his built up speed to zoom around Hazy Maze Cave]

Pannenkoek: [yawns] Ah, well, got the star. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Yes, I should- Good lord, what is happening in there!?

Pannenkoek: Parallel universes.

TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Eh!? Parallel universes!? In this game? In this part of the castle? Almost twenty years after SM64's release? Localized entirely within Hazy Maze Cave?

Pannenkoek: Yes.

TJ "Henry" Yoshi: May I see them?

Pannenkoek: That would crash the game.

[TJ "Henry" Yoshi exits]

Pannenkoek's mother: [yelling from upstairs] Pannenkoek! I'm trapped in a parallel universe!

Pannenkoek: [calling up to his mother] No, mother! You just have to be QPU-aligned!

TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Well, Pannenkoek, you are an odd fellow, but I must say. . . you half-press a good A button.

Pannenkoek's mother: Help! Help!

[Pannenkoek smiles and gives a thumbs up]

# ? Jul 6, 2020 20:23

Daikloktos: Jan 1, 2020; by Cyrano4747

Full marks for correctly identifying Chalmers yelling "SKINNER!" as part of the theme song, but I have to make a half point deduction for not incorporating the fire truck.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 20:58

Abhorrence: Feb 5, 2010; A love that crushes like a mace.

DontMockMySmock posted:

It was me in the meme thread.

Excellently done! Thank you.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 21:49

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

You know its well done when you hear it in the original voices.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 21:57

Pope Hilarius II: Nov 10, 2008

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Bell Jum, that's where Brooooooozh is, right?

You jest but I once had an American person utterly amazed that we don't call what you call "Belgian" waffles "Belgian" in Belgium, because why the gently caress would we, we're already here. Then again I couldn't stop being slightly thrown off by the overabundance of American flags in the US. I mean, surely most people in the US are already quite aware where they live?

# ? Jul 6, 2020 22:58

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

They're security blankets.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 23:16

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Professor Shark posted:

Do you think if Americans angrily exclaim that COVID is OVER enough that it might actually disappear ala latent Ork Psychic powers?

Saalkin posted:

Red ones go faster!

rotinaj posted:

If someone�s lungs have burst from covid, they will indeed die a bloody mess very quickly

Them orks is right

Lodin posted:

America has a president who doesn't even like DACA. That's like the least orky thing ever.
DACA DACA DACA!

# ? Jul 6, 2020 23:18

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Kenning posted:

They're security blankets.

Also the US invented freedom and freedom is awesome! :patriot:

# ? Jul 6, 2020 23:57

Sleeveless: Dec 25, 2014; by Pragmatica

Pope Hilarius II posted:

You jest but I once had an American person utterly amazed that we don't call what you call "Belgian" waffles "Belgian" in Belgium, because why the gently caress would we, we're already here.

On the other hand your "American" style pizza is completely unlike any actual pizza I've seen in America so maybe we should just call it even.

# ? Jul 7, 2020 00:04

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Pope Hilarius II posted:

You jest but I once had an American person utterly amazed that we don't call what you call "Belgian" waffles "Belgian" in Belgium, because why the gently caress would we, we're already here. Then again I couldn't stop being slightly thrown off by the overabundance of American flags in the US. I mean, surely most people in the US are already quite aware where they live?

The Americans just call them flags

# ? Jul 7, 2020 00:24

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Sleeveless posted:

On the other hand your "American" style pizza is completely unlike any actual pizza I've seen in America so maybe we should just call it even.

The one that actually tends to cause confusion for Americans in Belgium is 'americain' (Flanders uses the French word as well), which is basically a sort of raw meat spread (shut up it's delicious). It has nothing to do with the USA and I'm not even sure where that name comes from.

Only the Dutch Wikipedia (and the Polish one for some reason) has an article on it:

https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filet_americain

e: it's very similar in concept to the steak tartare dish, which might ring a bell.

Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 00:31 on Jul 7, 2020

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