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When i was a kid i thought that "whore" was pronounced like "war"
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A black woman wearing rags, a captain's hat, wraparound goggles, and a skull bandana, named BUTT MAN, and armed with a rifle that shoots irradiated bullets? I'm hosed.
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Jul 11, 2020 22:24
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captainOrbital posted:When i was a kid i thought that "whore" was pronounced like "war" According to most old men, it's pronounced "who're"
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Jul 11, 2020 22:25
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unless those old men are paulie walnuts English is such a hosed up language. if i ever start a band I'm going to call it "Read Lead" 
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Jul 11, 2020 22:30
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marshmallow creep posted:This is the ideal horde body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperkalemic_periodic_paralysis_(equine) quote:The disease is linked to the bloodline of the famous American Quarter Horse stallion Impressive, who has over 55,000 living descendants as of 2003.
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Jul 11, 2020 23:06
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captainOrbital posted:English is such a hosed up language. if i ever start a band I'm going to call it "Read Lead" Here's a recreation of an album cover I drew as a 12 year old lad: 
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Jul 11, 2020 23:07
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Wow that eight-legged horse is pretty swole.
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Jul 11, 2020 23:11
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 Centaur John Ritter being riddin by slave Lea Betty White.
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Jul 11, 2020 23:16
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Here's a recreation of an album cover I drew as a 12 year old lad: nurple
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Here's a recreation of an album cover I drew as a 12 year old lad: 
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Jul 11, 2020 23:56
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3D Megadoodoo posted:A black woman wearing rags, a captain's hat, wraparound goggles, and a skull bandana, named BUTT MAN, and armed with a rifle that shoots irradiated bullets? I'm hosed. Yeah, I got a magic using vampire wearing a ball gown named CUMSLUT.
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Jul 12, 2020 00:04
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What are the rest of the clothes named?
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Jul 12, 2020 00:15
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Bold of you to assume there are more clothes.
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Jul 12, 2020 00:23
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RandomFerret posted:What are the rest of the clothes named? Moon M(USER WAS INSTABANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 12, 2020 00:31
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Cartoon Man posted:
Dope but I feel like she’s earned a nice six pack in any and all renditions
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Jul 12, 2020 00:46
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Cartoon Man posted:
I, uh, would like to know if, you know, there are more like this?
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Jul 12, 2020 00:53
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I doubt that Magic Johnson can kill me but he can sure as poo poo gently caress me up at basketball.
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Jul 12, 2020 00:53
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BiggerBoat posted:I doubt that Magic Johnson can kill me but he can sure as poo poo gently caress me up at basketball. He could give you the AIDS, tbf
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https://twitter.com/TheAndrewNadeau/status/1281363908318629888 I also choose this guy's wife
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Jul 12, 2020 01:37
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I hate this poo poo on principle but this one was so ridiculous it might have tipped their hand
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RareAcumen posted:... This is a couple pages back, but I have a coworker who did some traveling in the 80s, and she ran into a Hungarian man in Switzerland somewhere who learned English from John Wayne movies. I think about this from time to time. Is there a guy in Uzbekistan who learned English from the Sopranos? Is there a Ghanan who really loves Jersey Shore?
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Jul 12, 2020 04:01
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My Japanese teacher in Highschool's second language was Spanish. He learned English from watching professional wrestling with Spanish subtitles while teaching in Argentina.
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Jul 12, 2020 04:03
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Babylon Astronaut posted:My Japanese teacher in Highschool's second language was Spanish. He learned English from watching professional wrestling with Spanish subtitles while teaching in Argentina. I'm not even mad. That's just impressive.
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Jul 12, 2020 04:44
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I am SO triggered right now.
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Jul 12, 2020 04:57
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Quick Quiz! Is this against junk or vaccines?
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Jul 12, 2020 06:17
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So what you're saying is that all those horses are constipated
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Jul 12, 2020 06:42
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Buckets posted:So what you're saying is that all those horses are constipated And that guy. Just look at his face.
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Jul 12, 2020 07:42
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Elfface posted:Epitome was the one that tripped me up. Though I think a powerful spellbook called the Epi-tome would be a cool pun. not like this
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Zetsubou-san posted:not like this I think I've just had an epiphany about the brand Epiphone! no, I know.
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Jul 12, 2020 08:29
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Samovar posted:Quick Quiz! The dude at least looks like he survived to his teens, so it can't be anti-vaccine.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:This is a couple pages back, but I have a coworker who did some traveling in the 80s, and she ran into a Hungarian man in Switzerland somewhere who learned English from John Wayne movies. I think about this from time to time. Is there a guy in Uzbekistan who learned English from the Sopranos? Is there a Ghanan who really loves Jersey Shore? Me and probably millions of others learned English from the subbed cartoons they used to show on TV. Sadly, nowadays everything is dubbed I believe. Unfortunately my watching batman did not leave me sounding like Kevin Conroy in English.
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Jul 12, 2020 10:29
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I legit gave myself a scare when I was walking home late one night and out of the corner of my eye I spotted some rounded object with stripes on the other side of a picket fence and my brain went "A RACCOON IS ATTACKING YOU!" and I leapt aside. I live in a continent which does not have raccoons.
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Jul 12, 2020 11:23
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When I was younger no one had explained to me that raccoons were violent and viscious I had watched the raccoon Ghibli movie with the giant nutsacks and wanted to befriend a raccoon it ended up clawing the poo poo out of me and I had to get a rabies shot. Schadenfreude on me I guess
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Jul 12, 2020 11:46
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I legit gave myself a scare when I was walking home late one night and out of the corner of my eye I spotted some rounded object with stripes on the other side of a picket fence and my brain went "A RACCOON IS ATTACKING YOU!" and I leapt aside. And you don't even have the "it's some deep evolutionary memory" defense, since raccoons and humans evolved on different continents
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Jul 12, 2020 14:00
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The happiest place on Ear-...  https://twitter.com/jimmisimpson/status/1282102554843742210
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Do people usually hunt birds with rifles?
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