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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Meltzer Tokyo Dome joke is the lamest poo poo in the world

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Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...

oh man this was before the imfamous broken aol chat

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Warhorse is a good dude, glad he's hitting the big time

https://twitter.com/PierreAbernathy/status/1286710705639641088?s=20

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/WCollector78/status/1286748983646392321?s=20

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012
https://mobile.twitter.com/OnlyFans/status/1286013344441393153

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

You'd need a pretty drat tall tree for it to be as high as this dude seems to be.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


Lmao

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

He looks like he smells loving terrible. And I guarantee that voice is the result of untreated gonorrhea.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


My god it's like Matt Riddle and Paul London did the fusion dance and traveled back in time.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/chylattexxx/status/1286762761591181315?s=19

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


I learned a lot reading the replies to that tweet. OnlyFans really thinks anyone uses it for stuff that isn't porn huh?

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
It is weird that he’s on OnlyFans and not say, Patreon

thefncrow
Mar 14, 2001

njsykora posted:

I learned a lot reading the replies to that tweet. OnlyFans really thinks anyone uses it for stuff that isn't porn huh?

OnlyFans pretty clearly wants to try to cultivate a reputation for hosting things that aren't sex work. The more they can do that, the more the platform becomes that, the better a chance they'll have to survive if they decide to become a place that prohibits porn. Promoting shitbags like Enzo who are willing to sign up to sell that idea is their PR plan.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

A Real Horse posted:

That match was as good as the commentary was dogshit.

Even aside from Lawler's usual bullshit, he and Vince just never really meshed well when Vince was doing the 'Gosh gee whiz' babyface announcer shtick. Like Vince doesn't sound comically upset with Lawler's antics (which is how the dynamic is meant to work), he just sounds confused by some of it and can't even pretend to be offended by the rest.

Although, the King Kong reference is one of those things where, yes it's racist... but it's also the racist origin of Aja's ring name so... like... I'm not sure I can fully blame that on Vince.

Match rocked though, other than Asari coming real close to killing herself on that spiral tap.

Gaz-L fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Jul 25, 2020

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Imagine promoting Enzo for anything and expecting a good result lol

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Enzo knocked himself out exiting the ring once.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Aphrodite posted:

Enzo knocked himself out exiting the ring once.

Someone had to put him over

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Aphrodite posted:

Enzo knocked himself out exiting the ring once.

More impressive, he once broke his leg trying to get out of a wrist lock.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
It wasn't until I clicked on Warhorse's twitter that I found out that I HAVE seen him wrestle before. He was the guy who got his face ripped open by a really dumb spot involving a turnbuckle hook at a WM weekend show

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

RealFoxy posted:

It wasn't until I clicked on Warhorse's twitter that I found out that I HAVE seen him wrestle before. He was the guy who got his face ripped open by a really dumb spot involving a turnbuckle hook at a WM weekend show

Oh my god I forgot about that :negative:

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/Madusa_rocks/status/1286752817559089155

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Kevin Nash in the replies telling a dude to check out Hogan/Inoki from ‘83

What planet am I on

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

The Cameo posted:

Kevin Nash in the replies telling a dude to check out Hogan/Inoki from ‘83

What planet am I on

holy poo poo youre right

https://twitter.com/RealKevinNash/status/1286854740798844934

https://twitter.com/RealKevinNash/status/1286865436638941184

https://twitter.com/RealKevinNash/status/1286882662465118208

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/KennyOmegamanX/status/1286601758429585409?s=19

https://twitter.com/entetsu_ddt/status/1286904180930576390?s=19

DDT building a title match with a guy who isn't in the country right now for November is a brave choice

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/YTR_CHAOS/status/1286969936506580992?s=19

Nee Japan announces a show in a baseball stadium and Toru Yano's response is "let's get sunburn!"

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Amazing match announced for the Aoki Memorial Show

https://twitter.com/b3rt4/status/1286975995388612610?s=19

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

I am ready for Okabayashi to throw Violent Giants around like they're children

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


:lol:

https://twitter.com/MegaTJP/status/1286882548354650112

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Just saw this & came to post it & holy poo poo TJ you loving tit.

Reminder that TJ has been in a match with Jushin Liger.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

TJP has wrestled, at a glance,

-Jushin Liger
-Hiroshi Tanahashi
-Yuji Nagata
-Will Ospreay
-Kazuchika Okada
-Pentagon Jr
-Fenix
-Gran Metalik
-Drew Gulak
-KENTA
-Pac
-Kota Ibushi
-ULTIMO loving DRAGON

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

CarlCX posted:

TJP has wrestled, at a glance,

-Jushin Liger
-Hiroshi Tanahashi
-Yuji Nagata
-Will Ospreay
-Kazuchika Okada
-Pentagon Jr
-Fenix
-Gran Metalik
-Drew Gulak
-KENTA
-Pac
-Kota Ibushi
-ULTIMO loving DRAGON

https://twitter.com/MegaTJP/status/1286958120015507456

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


They're all great, but not nearly as good as me, a random WWE jobber.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Ragging on TJP aside, that's a fun thread to read through though. A lot of the names you see coming up a lot are Homicide, Fire Ant/Orange Cassidy & Hallowicked. Shane Strickland said Sami Callihan, Ethan Page said Claudio Castagnoli.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I, a third choice for the Cruiserweight Classic after the first two choices quit, have nothing to learn from Tanahashi.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


flashy_mcflash posted:

I, a third choice for the Cruiserweight Classic after the first two choices quit, have nothing to learn from Tanahashi.

In the 2nd year of his career TJP was in singles matches with both Tiger Mask IV & El Samurai & there was nothing they could teach him.

3rd year of his career he worked in Mexico against Negro Casas in a multiman & there was nothing he could teach him.

(I have seen early career TJP aka Pinoy Boy & let me tell you, he was not really much)

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Jul 25, 2020

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

When someone’s that arrogant they usually have some kind of personality to go with it

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

5'1 Dennis Reynolds

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

some times i want some of you to tweet stuff like that directly at him. about negro casas and the others. i know you don't want to and that someone is going to talk about touching poopie. i don't believe in that being a bad thing if you have a really cool jab to throw. i think it rules. splatter the doo doo

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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Cavauro posted:

some times i want some of you to tweet stuff like that directly at him. about negro casas and the others. i know you don't want to and that someone is going to talk about touching poopie. i don't believe in that being a bad thing if you have a really cool jab to throw. i think it rules. splatter the doo doo

I did it, just for you, friend

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