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big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay

Killingyouguy! posted:

they're selling blurays (e: sorry, 'blue rays') of the movies now for some reason

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1277387139609747456?s=20

I had to hunt this thread down because I saw this just now:

https://twitter.com/LackingSaint/status/1283183095605338112?s=20

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PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
my briefcase spills open, dumping 59 pounds of sand onto the courtroom floor

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Oh no that man has spoiled the secret ingredient of the pizza sauce.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

big dyke energy posted:

I had to hunt this thread down because I saw this just now:

https://twitter.com/LackingSaint/status/1283183095605338112?s=20

holy poo poo I'm so glad Doobie is back

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
garfield plum gave out

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

EL BROMANCE posted:

Oh no that man has spoiled the secret ingredient of the pizza sauce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eCeX0oN4uw

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


It's not the most important point in the world, but it's odd that the big americano only comes in small or medium

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1286744213456064514?s=20

Soon.

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


putting the finishing touches on my plans to open a restaurant that sells pizzas shaped like heathcliff directly across the street. we also have the license to sell cookies shaped like felix the cat.

bring it nathen :smug:

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

Finally, something to live for

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Debunk This! posted:

putting the finishing touches on my plans to open a restaurant that sells pizzas shaped like heathcliff directly across the street. we also have the license to sell cookies shaped like felix the cat.

bring it nathen :smug:

Amateur. I’m opening up a bakery next door called GarfieldTREATS where I have a license for Garfield shaped cookie cakes and brownies with Edible ImageŽs featuring Lyman.

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
waiting for the companion onlyfans named "garfield feets"

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
So Nathen is going to be the new Gorgeous George, eh?

...well, why not? Apparently GG kicked the bucket a few years ago anyway! 2020 might as well bring us another "this can only happen on public access TV" phenom!

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.


What the hell does this mean?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Akratic Method posted:

What the hell does this mean?

nathen mazri is about to have a chair-swinging, frothing-at-the-mouth meltdown on cable tv. nickelodeon studios could be charging pay per view

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

someone yelled at him that he has to step poo poo up so he's going to do some kind of half assed stunt and i hope he wears the terrifying garfield teeth mask when he does whatever that is

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Toronto already has a shady restauranteur turned public access talk show host.

This better end in a street fight between Nathen and Frank D'Angelo.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDCoBBWJHcu

What does it mean??
What does any of it mean??

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
are we to collectively feed nathen to make the nation entergorged?

is this a fetish

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Killingyouguy! posted:

What does it mean??
What does any of it mean??

it means this is going to be far less interesting than it sounds, probably gonna be a lovely documentary type thing but aimed at kids who don't know that garfield exists

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

Frank D'Angelo.

I spend at least 30% of my waking hours trying to figure out what Frank D'Angelo is trying to achieve and the best I've come up with is some kind of tax dodge

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

The White Dragon posted:

it means this is going to be far less interesting than it sounds, probably gonna be a lovely documentary type thing but aimed at kids who don't know that garfield exists

One the pictures on his Instagram is of him in the restaurant which he describes as "behind the scenes" with the hashtag #comingsoon

So yeah it's probably some documentary thing

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

I do appreciate the constant reference to giving up, implying that GarfieldEats is in the kind of state where most people would just shut it down and FOOLISHLY give up being the WORLD'S YOUNGEST GARFIELD LICENSEE.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Can someone younger apply for a license? Lol

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
#lovemefeedmedontleaveme

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Mega64 posted:

#dontleaveme

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

the photoshop job on his face is giving me uncanny valley

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

the photoshop job on his face is giving me uncanny valley

Does this help

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose

Mega64 posted:

Does this help



that somehow has less of a fivehead than the real deal

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Why did I instantly think of Scarface when you changed Nathen's head to Garfield's?

Garface

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

at night they put a giant garfield plush to guard the door

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
sandbags are an effective deterrent to overnight break-ins due to their weight to volume ratio

Anticheese
Feb 13, 2008

$60,000,000 sexbot
:rodimus:

Dr. Quarex posted:

Why did I instantly think of Scarface when you changed Nathen's head to Garfield's?

Garface

Scarfield

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Toronto's a great big pussy(cat), just waiting to get hosed.

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


olylifter posted:

I spend at least 30% of my waking hours trying to figure out what Frank D'Angelo is trying to achieve and the best I've come up with is some kind of tax dodge

I think it's just an ego project, but do you know what's even weirder? The person who funded the majority of his movies was none other than mysteriously murdered billionaire Barry Sherman.

My guess is that's why his 2018 and later films don't have the same number of legit Hollywood actors. Although watching a clearly legitimately drunk Una Thurman pretend to be this random shlubby restauranteur turned mobster vampire's wife was kind of sad.

Mr Luxury Yacht fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Jul 27, 2020

feller
Jul 5, 2006


https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1290135060620820480

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Nooooooo

azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!


Scooby Doobie Doo?!

He has returned!

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fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
Ok Nathen, I'm staying browsed.

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