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well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Mate of the thread is 2ic of hole repairs at a not prestigious nor reputable muffler repair shoppe

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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
oh god im running out of weed

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

stirlo posted:

Or get a good deal on a combo choloroquine and finally stop that malaria + cold air intake

wtb covid mask with prominent K&N or Speedflow branding

naeka
Sep 1, 2008


Masks, gloves, non perishables, weed, stock up now while you can.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



I used to enjoy a bit of friendly "haha ~gently caress off Melbourne~" style city vs city banter.
These cunts came up from Melbourne, stopped in at like 10+ places along the way to Queensland, then declared they 'Came from Sydney'

So yeah nah.

gently caress off Melbourne.

We wouldn't be having a 2nd loving wave in NSW if it wasn't for your bullshit. :argh:
Hats off to Queensland for just locking this poo poo down immediately.

loving over it hey

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

Infinitum posted:

I used to enjoy a bit of friendly "haha ~gently caress off Melbourne~" style city vs city banter.
These cunts came up from Melbourne, stopped in at like 10+ places along the way to Queensland, then declared they 'Came from Sydney'

So yeah nah.

gently caress off Melbourne.

We wouldn't be having a 2nd loving wave in NSW if it wasn't for your bullshit. :argh:
Hats off to Queensland for just locking this poo poo down immediately.

loving over it hey

It's so hosed up, where I live is mostly wealthy yuppies and as much as I am isolating on my walk to/from work everyday I see so many people without masks and not social distancing, ignoring signs for closed parks and things. In my area it's mostly elderly that I am seeing totally disregarding it it's pretty hard to hold back since I've got coworkers who have been infected not to mention my work these days is mostly focused on aged care sooo.... been a poo poo rear end year and we're still not at the bad part yet, strap in folks.

Praying to Satan the layer of tar and weed in my lungs protects me.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Infinitum posted:

I used to enjoy a bit of friendly "haha ~gently caress off Melbourne~" style city vs city banter.
These cunts came up from Melbourne, stopped in at like 10+ places along the way to Queensland, then declared they 'Came from Sydney'

So yeah nah.

gently caress off Melbourne.

We wouldn't be having a 2nd loving wave in NSW if it wasn't for your bullshit. :argh:
Hats off to Queensland for just locking this poo poo down immediately.

loving over it hey

It's weird cos there's 5 million people in Melbourne and I'm pretty sure none of them are dickheads that would do something like that. They must be from somewhere else

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

Literally shoved a guy out of an elevator earlier in the week and called him a dickhead cause the oval office ignored the person limit and tried to get in while I was waiting for the doors to close, like fucks sake how lovely do people have to be.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


EoinCannon posted:

It's weird cos there's 5 million people in Melbourne and I'm pretty sure none of them are dickheads that would do something like that. They must be from somewhere else

Victoria probably

Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham
I sit down to piss when I'm in the comfort of my own home cause it gives me some time to relax. Not gonna pass any judgement but I wouldn't personally sit down to piss at a mechanics workshop mostly because I know how I treat the toilet in my own place of work

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Infinitum posted:


Hats off to Queensland for just locking this poo poo down immediately.

loving over it hey

We could have, and should have, done the same, but Gladys is going to wait until things are as bad in Sydney as they are in Melbourne to lock poo poo down again.

Why the gently caress are gyms and restaurants even still open?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Lolie posted:

We could have, and should have, done the same, but Gladys is going to wait until things are as bad in Sydney as they are in Melbourne to lock poo poo down again.

Why the gently caress are gyms and restaurants even still open?

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

naeka posted:

Literally shoved a guy out of an elevator earlier in the week and called him a dickhead cause the oval office ignored the person limit and tried to get in while I was waiting for the doors to close, like fucks sake how lovely do people have to be.

why would you do that to your best mate?

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

Jobs & Growth,

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Normally all my political ideas are terrible and/or unfunny. This probably won't break any trends.

IF (2 million people) = (out of work suddenly) AND (stimulus due to end in a few months) AND (public housing crisis) AND (economic recovery needed) then why isn't someone in a leadership position announcing plans for sustained public housing construction?

The workers are going to spend money in the local businesses, thus stimulating economic movement and 2 million people aren't looking at being homeless in 2021. Also imagine the resultant crime wave by the utterly desperate in pure survival mode if left out in the cold.

Call me a crazy fuckwit but come on. Why isn't this being pushed as the road to recovery post-cough?

DancingShade fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Jul 29, 2020

stirlo
Aug 12, 2007

DancingShade posted:

Normally all my political ideas are terrible and/or unfunny. This probably won't break any trends.

IF (2 million people) = (out of work suddenly) AND (stimulus due to end in a few months) AND (public housing crisis) AND (economic recovery needed) then why isn't someone in a leadership position announcing plans for sustained public housing construction?

The workers are going to spend money in the local businesses, thus stimulating economic movement and 2 million people aren't looking at being homeless in 2021. Also imagine the resultant crime wave by the utterly desperate in pure survival mode if left out in the cold.

Call me a crazy fuckwit but come on. Why isn't this being pushed as the road to recovery post-cough?

Sounds good!

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

the auspol thread is in d&d

lots of people in my area (bayside) not wearing masks and being dickheads. it's annoying seeing people not take poo poo seriously

anti-magic
Sep 9, 2012

We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.
WA is doing really well and the thought that it could be ruined by a fat billionaire is very depressing right now.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Rozzbot posted:

I sit down to piss when I'm in the comfort of my own home cause it gives me some time to relax. Not gonna pass any judgement but I wouldn't personally sit down to piss at a mechanics workshop mostly because I know how I treat the toilet in my own place of work

I started solely sitting down to piss in the toilet at home to please the mrs and i'm really pleased with the extra time it affords me to post on something awful that I might normally be afraid of dropping my phone in the toilet. Haven't pissed standing up in the loo at home for a year now. If i dont feel like posting I just go piss on the lemon tree in the yard like god intended.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta pee sitting down

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
Just realised I'm doom-scrolling like a mother-fucker tonight.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
I also piss sitting down, less chance of a mess

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I gotta admit there was a time when I was so proud of my aim and consistency of stream that the very idea that pissing standing up might make more of a mess would have deeply wounded me but i'm approaching the age where I can't even pretend I could keep it clean to even a bachelor level

starkebn posted:

Just realised I'm doom-scrolling like a mother-fucker tonight.

same dogg, i'm probably going to sleep like an angry baby. I'm still not sure if that is a lot of sleep or almost none

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away
You have all inspired me. I am going to try pissing standing up from now on.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Piss while doing a handstand as a display of superiority.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Strong Convections posted:

Asking because you were going to Dubai - were you flying Emirates? The veg option is always really good.
Except for that one time they codeshared and I ended up on Qantas, in which case it's the worst. The very, very worst.

Flew EK 4 pax PER-DXB-MLT and the kids meals were really, really good.

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Rozzbot posted:

I sit down to piss when I'm in the comfort of my own home cause it gives me some time to relax.

I pity the poor bastard who can't enjoy a luxury wee because of misguided masculine pride.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Sillybones posted:

You have all inspired me. I am going to get pissed.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

naeka posted:

Jobs & Growth,

Are the boats still stopped?

F
Nov 6, 2005

SB35 posted:

ǝʇɐɯ ʎɐp,פ

Scarn bigrig?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Strong Convections posted:

Asking because you were going to Dubai - were you flying Emirates? The veg option is always really good.
Except for that one time they codeshared and I ended up on Qantas, in which case it's the worst. The very, very worst.

2004 was a hazy year for me. Could have been Emirates, could have been a quants flight over new zealand. Stolen valor.

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Muk Dumpster posted:

Tell us the tale of blow looking at the stars in the day

I was laying on the driveway drunk and stoned looking up at the stars and the planets. I thought of Issac out on the farm and air quality and low light pollution. I think I left a voice message, it may have been the next day in the same spot in the sunshine and was just looking up in to the blue sky and thinking about all the stars up/out there that you can't see during the day.

Does that help?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Seen the hosed 'influencer type' basic bitch faces of those two dumb as gently caress cunts that started this poo poo?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Humphreys posted:

Seen the hosed 'influencer type' basic bitch faces of those two dumb as gently caress cunts that started this poo poo?

If thestate/country/entire planet could just stop being a pack of morons for three weeks this could have all been over months ago.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Outrail posted:

If thestate/country/entire planet could just stop being a pack of morons for three weeks this could have all been over months ago.

It won't be over unless we do a hard lockdown/elimination strategy.

God can you imagine how good it'd be to have done what the Kiwis did?


Nearly 3 loving months of bliss.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Strong Convections posted:

Asking because you were going to Dubai - were you flying Emirates? The veg option is always really good.
Except for that one time they codeshared and I ended up on Qantas, in which case it's the worst. The very, very worst.

I had a really nice Japanese style salmon and edamame salad on route to Singapore last year on Qantas. If you want trash food fly Finnair economy Singapore to Helsinki. Although they did have this neat hash brown boat thing as part of the breakfast the rest was mediocre

anti-magic posted:

WA is doing really well and the thought that it could be ruined by a fat billionaire is very depressing right now.

Thanks to Fatty McFuckhead

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

Kharnifex posted:

Are the boats still stopped?

This fucken kills me there's only 1 boat that ever needed to be and it was ruby princess. My brain can't even right now.

Infinitum posted:

It won't be over unless we do a hard lockdown/elimination strategy.

God can you imagine how good it'd be to have done what the Kiwis did?


Nearly 3 loving months of bliss.

Friends were telling me to move there a few years back when they did and god gently caress looking back on my decision to stay.

Posting with you cunts here makes it all okay though.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Nah I wouldn't live in NZ for quids.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


You may as well say Antarctica is covid free. It might well be, but nobody sane wants to live there.

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naeka
Sep 1, 2008

People always have problems with my accent when I'm in NZ but to be fair i struggle with theirs too.

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