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ashpanash posted:I remember vividly when my friend suggested we join up with a service called "eternal earthbound pets" that charged evangelical nutters a monthly fee to assure them that, as atheists, we would take care of their pets after they got raptured. Edit: c/p for page sniping: jojoinnit posted:A new conspiracy rises! The Trust!
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Straying into sovereign citizen topics, I see.
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jojoinnit posted:A new conspiracy rises! The Trust! I'd love to see them cancel their voter registration!
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Well that was a lot harder than I expected, but here's a thing, thanks for the help in figuring it out, hope you enjoy: https://medium.com/@daniel.ed.morri...gn-c3e5b89dd734
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Aug 5, 2020 14:33
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I wonder how the qanon people feel about schools opening back up this month and kids drowning in their own lungs.
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Oh, the kids will mostly be alright, aside from the psychological scars from bringing death into their homes.
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jojoinnit posted:A new conspiracy rises! The Trust!   https://twitter.com/dreamsmoonbeam/status/1289585409932922881?s=21 https://twitter.com/dane12126057/status/1289652072925687814?s=21
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I will never get over how TRUMP is their literal God King. TRUMP.
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Aug 5, 2020 17:59
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We must get rid of these shadow leaders who run everything from behind the scenes! Also Trump is our shadow leader and he's running the entire world from behind the scenes, but this is a GOOD thing.
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The latest from my favorite crazy Qanon lady is that Trump is going to eliminate the payroll tax, which will result in everyone getting "thousands" of dollars more per month. Some people have explained what the payroll tax is and how "payroll tax" isn't the same thing as "all income taxes", but she just blithely ignores it.
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Bucky Fullminster posted:Well that was a lot harder than I expected, but here's a thing, thanks for the help in figuring it out, hope you enjoy: What is this and why would I read 2000 words about Q being sent from God? Lol (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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all of these plots involve shadowy leaders who lurk and control everything and are the very arbiters of greed and ruin...but if you knock on their door three times -afore the cock crow whenst the moon is full they have to give you complete power over the united states because if they don't the even SHADOWIER leaders who lurk even MORE and have MORE control over everything will punish them. edit: theses plots require A: a set of rules B: a set of rules that don't supersede A C: authority figures that know A and B but only follow B D: authority figures that are bound by A but only if you know A E: random internet people who read a website and learn A F: an overarching authority figure that knows A and B and will punish C and D on behalf of E and no authority, no matter how sinister, evil, and full of malice and greed will ever change the old rules or choose to not abide by them meanwhile their holy president chosen by god is trying to change the rules to give him and his more power and are choosing not to abide by any rules InsertPotPun fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Aug 5, 2020 |
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Wait, when did Trump get in charge of England? Is he the king? The prime minister?
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New Yorp New Yorp posted:The latest from my favorite crazy Qanon lady is that Trump is going to eliminate the payroll tax, which will result in everyone getting "thousands" of dollars more per month. oh ya this reminds me has godking renegged the dinar yet? plz answer quickly, i am up to my neck in dinar
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GABA ghoul posted:Wait, when did Trump get in charge of England? Is he the king? The prime minister? I believe the Queen is on the Q master list of people who have been executed and replaced by clones, so I suspect that Trump is controlling the clone or something? And the Queen was the deep state puppet master or whatever. It’s exhausting to try to follow all of this.
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GABA ghoul posted:Wait, when did Trump get in charge of England? Is he the king? The prime minister?
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:What is this and why would I read 2000 words about Q being sent from God? Lol That's not at all what that link is.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:That's not at all what that link is. I don’t know man, I read the whole thing and he ends the whole piece with a picture of St. Michael and saying that we have to defeat the deep state cabal and usher in a spiritual ascension.
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Catalyst-proof posted:I don’t know man, I read the whole thing and he ends the whole piece with a picture of St. Michael and saying that we have to defeat the deep state cabal and usher in a spiritual ascension. Yeah the several dozen times the dude called Q and Co bad people and pointed out how they were weaponizing bullshit really shouted out "defeat the deep state cabal".
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Yeah the several dozen times the dude called Q and Co bad people and pointed out how they were weaponizing bullshit really shouted out "defeat the deep state cabal". My dude, that’s literally what they wrote:  Either they support Q, or they’re a terrible loving writer because they think by co-opting the vocabulary of the crazy people they can make some weird kind of fart-sniffing equivalence about how there really *is* a Deep State, it’s just not the ones Qanons think! And how we need a spiritual ascension, just not the one Qanons want! I don’t want a loving spiritual ascension, and there isn’t a conspiratorial deep state. So what the gently caress is he trying to say?
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Catalyst-proof posted:My dude, that’s literally what they wrote: It's pretty clearly a tongue in cheek attempt to appeal to the Q followers (specifically the recent ones) by overtly co-opting their language. I don't know how you could read it and think otherwise. Maybe it went a bit far. Sorry you didn't like it, you seem weirdly mad about it though. Giving them a way out that allows them to save face is important and if it can help any of the new converts out then great. And that picture of St Michal is bad rear end, and was deliberately used because it's what they use. It's a bloody long and complicated article and needed a strong finish. And like, it's kind of true. There is a deep state, it's basically the Mercers, Kochs, and a bunch of Russian Oligarchs. Whatever, choose your own adventure.
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OwlFancier posted:I don't think a sense of righteousness is wrong or even avoidable, as long as it's actually well founded. It can be dangerous, sure, but I think if you get rid of it what you actually end up with is just passivity. Hopefully what you end up with is labor, not passivity. Policy making in a functioning society is best when it's careful and kinda boring because that's what doing good work within complexity feels like. I agree though that collective high emotion is a catalyst for change. (Sorry for the derail.) GABA ghoul posted:Siberian Jesus Thanks, it's an interesting episode, what happens when a society goes from "cool it with the religions" to "okay have religions".
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Aug 6, 2020 02:35
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Mustache boy is signaling "no child rape, nuh uh!" As loud as old Dersh right now
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TulliusCicero posted:Mustache boy is signaling "no child rape, nuh uh!" As loud as old Dersh right now https://twitter.com/TencicFred/status/1285914886527160323
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I don't like that superman is zapping the old man nips.
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Did Geraldo also claim he only went to pedo Island with his grandchildren or is that Dersh's? I'm really hoping it's not the third option.
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Catalyst-proof posted:My dude, that’s literally what they wrote: Look this hurt a bit at the time but I think you’ve got a point, it did get carried away, so I’ve gone back and edited it a lot more, and feel the whole thing and particularly the end is better now, so thank you.
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:I wonder how the qanon people feel about schools opening back up this month and kids drowning in their own lungs. They like the waifs of Hillary's adrenochrome farms, pure, innocent beings of light who may or may not be human-alien hybrids and will lead us into the new Age of Aquarius and/or Rapture. They loving hate actual children. They're smug, screeching snowflakes who need Trump or an ICE official to grab them by the pussy to trigger them out of their safe space before they #cancelculture wokescold participation trophies therapy dog. Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Aug 7, 2020 |
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Dr Christmas posted:They like the waifs of Hillary's adrenochrome farms, pure, innocent beings of light who may or may not be human-alien hybrids and will lead us into the new Age of Aquarius and/or Rapture. That's all conservatives though 
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DarklyDreaming posted:That's all conservatives though And when you get down to it qanon is just conservatism with some crazy bullshit on top.
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A US Naval Vessel has docked at a US Naval Port, but the port is the famous one in Cuba. This means that it's dropping off Obama and Hillary and Hanks and everyone else you imagine: https://twitter.com/USNavy/status/1291494305178279939?s=20 https://twitter.com/IssPatriot/status/1291580599346458629?s=20 https://twitter.com/nicholas_re/status/1291497968986492929?s=20 https://twitter.com/Aickmontee/status/1291498432084025350?s=20 And so on and so forth:  
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"all lives matter" I yell as my erection grows thinking of all the death of left leaning celebrities
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The Qult is getting excited. This from a reddit thread on the FB ban of a Qanon group: quote:This from a (crackpot) buddy on FB:
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quote:I thought we would not see this until after the election but it is VERY possible that we may see it much sooner. (AND it is equally possible that this is a FF.) Translated: my faith is impregnable.
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Given that Q is essentially Christian heresy at this point I’m imagining a new dimension of hell for them, HeQven where any day now you’ll get to meet the Creator! Just an endless golf course essentially.
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so we need to create the anti-q. someone on the outside who knows there's no plan! "18 ys trump lies constantly because he doesn't know the truth p{u} pup all we go one we go the go go"
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It's definitely happening. Except maybe not.
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