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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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Trying to describe beisbol to GaG, a benighted and godless heathen European
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Aug 7, 2020 03:19
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- google THIS
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Aug 15, 2020 17:44
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- cda
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lots of good things in this thread
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Aug 19, 2020 01:22
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there are like a dozen great images in the sign thread, but i'm submitting this one
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Aug 24, 2020 03:32
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Might just have to repost the whole thread here at this rate
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Aug 24, 2020 03:57
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- google THIS
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Aug 25, 2020 17:57
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Nier: Automata was full of poo poo. Cyborg do not have tiddy
If the cyborg doesn't have tiddy you just need to drink more until it looks like it do
e: trashed crew is always solutions-oriented
Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Aug 28, 2020
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Aug 28, 2020 05:00
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- Macnult
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thread title: stick up at the pawn shop
ABOUT HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK I COULD GET FOR THIS GUN???
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Sep 3, 2020 19:50
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I still think about the harry potter with guns thread
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Sep 5, 2020 06:02
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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I still think about the harry potter with guns thread
this but harry potter here, here to show you guys some cool wand tricks
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Sep 5, 2020 14:40
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Hell yeah
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Sep 6, 2020 03:04
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- wearing a lampshade
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Probably one of my favourite posts of all time
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Sep 6, 2020 03:05
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freal lol
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Sep 8, 2020 03:15
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Me at the Spoonville town council meeting, they have long been awaiting my well articulated, deeply considered speech for why we as Spoonville should legalize weed even more, rendering it extra-legal, super legal, judiciously legal to a point that it's so legal that people would think it no less legal than breathing air in public. They observe me crawling similar to an ant because I'm low to the earth as I stroll up to the town hall, I'm in my hub spinner, lowrider, hydraulics on mega-low as I skim off the asphalt like caramel licked off a pan brother. I waltz into the council building and I do mean waltz, my leg moves whipping and wapping out in slo-mo because I'm on that Jigglers infused with the hottest new strains that got triple threat efficacy in getting you to that ant state, the ant-mind, killer efficient and lethal at debating, using only facts, and only feelings in tandem, bound together by the wisdom of balance, I hold up my chain and give a blessing to the memory of Triple Six Mafia who ascended to heaven on that faithful third day when they overdosed on Bin Laden Weed and left this earth to reach a state of consciousness here-to-fore unknown and unexperienced by us.
There's coughing, clearing throats, nervous shifting in the bean bag chairs and the shuffling in the beans within the chairs is like a chorus of rainsticks at a Boy Scout camp-out sushing all at once, like a hall-wide shooshing sound cuz it's time to shoosh and hear the All-Powerful's words.
I click on the clicker and the projector switches on, the big white crumpled bedsheet screens shimmers and makes it seem as though everyone is tripping huge balls, only accentuating the anticipation of the crowd. I pull it up, on screen, they recognize it immediately, they know what it is, and they couldn't believe it before, it was the argument they should have known would have sealed the extra-legal weed-gal debate.
It's the music video Still Tippin' by Mike Jones, feat. Slim Thug and Paul Wall. Mike Jones turns his face to the crowd from the comfort of his extremely low, low-rider (tippin') and says with the utmost confidence, as the crowd gasps.
"BLOWIN ON THAT ENDO
GAMECUBE,
NINTENDO."
The crowd explodes in cheers, it's unanimous, weed is now extra legal.
OP please render this dramatically with spoonmen
sing this post from the drat rooftops
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Sep 13, 2020 02:42
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sing this post from the drat rooftops
Holy poo poo
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Sep 13, 2020 03:20
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Sep 13, 2020 03:31
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- Macnult
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sing this post from the drat rooftops
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Sep 13, 2020 03:42
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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Sep 14, 2020 21:27
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Greek guy: check out this triangle math i figured out
Me: wow drat that's genuinely amazing
Greek guy: i even correctly worked out the diameter of the earth with it
Me: holy crap that's impressive
Greek guy: the triangles are in your brain too i can get them out
Me: um
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Sep 20, 2020 18:23
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Sep 20, 2020 21:19
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dear community,
I collect corks from bottles of wine. it’s kinda my thing in the community. my husband even bought me a gigantic wine glass that, get this, is for holding all the corks. when it strikes my fancy, I will string several of my favourite corks together into an array of bracelets and necklaces and wear them around town, you may have noticed. it’s a cork thing, you wouldn’t get it. sometimes, with the shades drawn in the privacy of my house, I nibble on and eat the corks too. to this date, I’ve eaten id guess at least 45 corks. okay, I’m not guessing, I know it’s 45, thanks to my elaborate cork budget spreadsheet that I maintain by hand and transpose nightly into Microsoft excel. some other things I’ve done with corks? I’m glad you asked. adding pipe cleaners and googly eyes, I’ve crafted a small army of mouse corks and we roam the town, each mouse cork secretly attached to my belt by a string of fishing line but you wouldn’t notice, you’d think I have animated the mouse corks and that they are loyal and obedient, much like my reciprocal commitments to cork. I’m kind of like the Norbit for corks. wait no, that’s the Eddie Murphy movie. Wilbur? I’m the Wilbur of cork mice? was Wilbur the rat guy? I’m the rat guy of cork mice. cork mice, kinda funny to say aloud. cork mice, sounds like a Greek Island where drunk British teens go to drink fishbowls of koolaid and booze and harass the locals. I wonder if in cork mice they use the giant wine glasses to drink from, or if they, too, just collect the corks in them. anyways, I forgot my question but thank you for your time. if you see me and my cork mice army in town square please say hello and don’t be rude, for I am also a practicer of dark cork magicks (perhaps the subject of my next bulletin board note). okay, thanks again for listening and let me know if you can help!
xoxoxox
ty manifisto
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Sep 21, 2020 16:41
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by sebmojo
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lol
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Sep 21, 2020 17:00
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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i dont know this for a fact but i just loving get the feeling that the word "hypocrite" was derived from some robe wearing greco-roman fuckwit with some really goofy on-the-nose rear end name with all the subtlety of a latin Hideo Kojima like Hypocrates and let me guess he had some philosophy about how triangles are in your brain and thats what causes brain disease or people to be disingenuous assholes and he's like let me drain the bad triangles out of your brain dude but the guys like no you let me do it first but he's too ascared so everyone just starts using his name as a derogatory and then a thousand years later it just means hypocrite
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Sep 21, 2020 22:00
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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what thread did alnilam and khanstants triangle posts come from
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Sep 21, 2020 22:33
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