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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:I am sorry. But this popped into my head at work. 
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Thoatse posted:I wish this were a real citizen comment I was replying to but I'll still smugpost the clip is the song that starts at ~4:00 MC Chris?
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The Titanic posted:I like how there are so many professional developers out there who seem to have no idea what a timeline is, and how your company is supposed to meet goals and milestones and generally meet the expectations you've promised (and I know some of you out there are saying "already sold you mean!!! gently caress you!" The only milestones that Star Citizen has achieved are its kickstarter stretch goals.
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they're teasing that poor dugong, those bullies oh the huge manatee
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Kesper North posted:they're teasing that poor dugong, those bullies Dolphins can be bastards
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Combat Theory posted:#ISANDWITHMANDY I recently posted a link to the video of that very occasion https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3898069&perpage=40&noseen=1#post506690994
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colonelwest posted:But in the minds of the Citizens anything represents progress, because CIG promised everything. Star Citizer: Anything represents progress, because CIG promised everything
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Dogeh posted:Dolphins can be bastards That's him in the poolchair
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Yup 16 year dev cycle, this is why you have publishers. They are the bad guys that won't let the "creative" types and the developers turn a game into a never ending circle jerk of "what if's" and "wouldn't it be greats" [/quote] The most creative types work in R&D divisions of development studios, working out design or gameplay elements in future games. Nintendo is the most famous showing off their feats to the public. CIG is all research and it consists of 2 things, how to scam backers with them praising and how to keep it going for years.
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Lammasu posted:So on the off chance that Squadron 42 is released and comes to consoles would anyone here pick it up? I mean I do like some of the actors in it and I have more Microsoft points than I know what to do with so it's not like it would cost me anything. But I'd pick up Squadron 42 without a second thought if I found it for five bucks in the bargain bin. Well, I might think twice if the reviews of it skew more towards "this is a fundamentally broken piece of software and is deathly tedious when it does work" instead of "holy poo poo it is WILD that someone actually made this and wanted people to see it!" Trilobite fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Aug 11, 2020 |
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I’m loathe to give CIG any money, but I’d definitely watch the inevitable supercut of the game’s cutscenes on YouTube. I can’t wait to experience Chris’ terrible hack writing and directing completely unrestrained by a publisher or movie studio.
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Trilobite posted:Buy it new? Nope, absolutely not. Yeah same. I'd be honestly delighted if it was ever worth more than that, but I don't think it will be.
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colonelwest posted:I’m loathe to give CIG any money, but I’d definitely watch the inevitable supercut of the game’s cutscenes on YouTube. I can’t wait to experience Chris’ terrible hack writing and directing completely unrestrained by a publisher or movie studio. I'll be very surprised if anything of that sort ever materializes, but I'll happily take it if so.
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colonelwest posted:I’m loathe to give CIG any money, but I’d definitely watch the inevitable supercut of the game’s cutscenes on YouTube. I can’t wait to experience Chris’ terrible hack writing and directing completely unrestrained by a publisher or movie studio. Basically   for a few hours.e: Although someone has already improved the script. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr4IFMdTY4U
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:What sort of dog is that? Black ferret
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Lammasu posted:So on the off chance that Squadron 42 is released and comes to consoles would anyone here pick it up? I mean I do like some of the actors in it and I have more Microsoft points than I know what to do with so it's not like it would cost me anything. No. Even if by magic it's relativity bug free and they make the combat okay the story is going to be trash and it is going to be filled with hours of intentionally boring gameplay. No loading screens but it take 5 minutes to run from one end of the capital ship to the other and 15 minutes to go from the capital ship to first combat encounter which takes 30 seconds to beat and then another 15 minutes to get to the second encounter.
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kilus aof posted:No. Even if by magic it's relativity bug free and they make the combat okay the story is going to be trash and it is going to be filled with hours of intentionally boring gameplay. No loading screens but it take 5 minutes to run from one end of the capital ship to the other and 15 minutes to go from the capital ship to first combat encounter which takes 30 seconds to beat and then another 15 minutes to get to the second encounter. Some guys have a midlife crisis so they get a convertible sports car and rent a young woman to sit in it next to them. For Chris the midlife crisis is to make a 90s CD-ROM FMV "game." The problem is that cars and women remain viable decades after the initial desire; games don't. CD-ROM FMV "games" died for a very good reason. Recreating those failed experiments with today's technology is a fool's errand, otherwise known as a "Chris Roberts idea."
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Lammasu posted:So on the off chance that Squadron 42 is released and comes to consoles would anyone here pick it up? I mean I do like some of the actors in it and I have more Microsoft points than I know what to do with so it's not like it would cost me anything. If it's on PC -- on Steam or GOG (or even Epic, although, eh)-- then probably yes. Definitely not a day one purchase, and only if by some miracle it reviews really well and is fun to play. However, this is entirely a fantasy scenario imho. I don't think a viable SQ42 will *ever* be released by CInotG. Not with how the company has approached the project so far and not while under Crobblers management.
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This is another reason why this game is so funny. Even if nothing had gone wrong here you're in for an excruciatingly long 15 second animation just to get out of your bed. It doesn't sound that long but being forced into it even a few times would quickly drive you mad.
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Goverment Property, No Trespassing! Your ship has been seized by the Stimpire, prepare to be deskeletonized!
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Fidelitious posted:This is another reason why this game is so funny. Even if nothing had gone wrong here you're in for an excruciatingly long 15 second animation just to get out of your bed. It doesn't sound that long but being forced into it even a few times would quickly drive you mad. No CIG knows game development and they say players like forced long animations for things all the time because it's immersive especially getting killed while stuck in one right after checking out the play character's groin. Also bad debris physics and last, last gen effects, they love that too. Although I love shooting people stuck in animations in multiplayer games, so they win there. Flannelette fucked around with this message at 14:37 on Aug 11, 2020 |
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Fidelitious posted:This is another reason why this game is so funny. Even if nothing had gone wrong here you're in for an excruciatingly long 15 second animation just to get out of your bed. It doesn't sound that long but being forced into it even a few times would quickly drive you mad. And it's also there for a bullcrap reason. You know, fidelity and IMMERSHUN. A question for you, fellow FUDsters. How often do you wake up and get up in the exact same way? I know for sure I sometimes tend to lie and enjoy the bed, while other days I spring up from bed and run off. And how long will it take to human brain - which is specifically developed over millennia to pick up paterns - to notice that it's always the same and thus counter-immersive? I give it about 2 - 3 repeats of this process. The fact that Citizens don't talk about this is mostly denial and clinging to at least something in the game that half-works.
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Fidelitious posted:This is another reason why this game is so funny. Even if nothing had gone wrong here you're in for an excruciatingly long 15 second animation just to get out of your bed. It doesn't sound that long but being forced into it even a few times would quickly drive you mad. Star Citizen is VR ready! 
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Good to see they are also making lots of progress on matching their explosions proof of concept and in engine demo from over half a decade ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P4adTuZkMI
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It's hilarious now that the most unrealistic thing about this picture is Chris Roberts still being involved with the project that far into the future.
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Lammasu posted:So on the off chance that Squadron 42 is released and comes to consoles would anyone here pick it up? I mean I do like some of the actors in it and I have more Microsoft points than I know what to do with so it's not like it would cost me anything. Already own it, legitimately would be excited to play it, because it's either going to live up to all its funding and time and be the best game in history (it won't do this) or it will be a complete turd and I'll get to laugh at it.
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Turns out there's a "but grab" death animation. My life is complete. https://clips.twitch.tv/BlushingStrongDinosaurKreygasm
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