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Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

BiggerBoat posted:

Why does the GOP have such a hate boner for the constitutionally mandated USPS?
The GOP is the Confederacy and they hate the US and its Constitution.

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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


the "So good to see you" at the end, lol

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Can't wait for the obituary and how it's such a pity that masks are "so politicized"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
forcing the schools to reopen is actually quite clever. it accomplishes with long-cherished fundie dream of killing all the teachers, and the gym teachers are even happy to go along with it.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

forcing the schools to reopen is actually quite clever. it accomplishes with long-cherished fundie dream of killing all the teachers, and the gym teachers are even happy to go along with it.

As far as I'm concerned every gym teacher ever has had too much brain damage to understand that there is life outside of sports.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://mobile.twitter.com/TonyRomm/status/1293168164512169984

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
I wish McConnell was actually in danger like Graham is, but the polls aren't showing that as even a dream.
Kentucky just sucks too much.

(or rather SC has a shitload of black people, and Kentucky is one of those southern states that is very white)

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Grape posted:

I wish McConnel was actually in danger like Graham is, but the polls aren't showing that as even a dream.
Kentucky just sucks too much.

(or rather SC has a shitload of black people, and Kentucky is one of those southern states that is very white)

also why kentucky took Medicaid expansion when other southern states didn't

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

:lol: he's going to get reelected, what will they do instead? Vote for Amy McGrath?

misadventurous
Jun 26, 2013

the wise gem bowed her head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad quartzes. you imbecile. you fucking moron"


large adult son definitely squeezed a loud fart out of his dad when he picked him up lol

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

also why kentucky took Medicaid expansion when other southern states didn't

that article about the KY Republican who voted for Bevin to kill KYnect now wondering how he's going to afford his insulin was what inspired this thread

luckily this thread will just as easily shift into Biden voters if Biden wins because both parties have a huge base of people who just blindly assume that the party will reward their loyalty by not killing them so Biden's gonna have at least as high a body count, and probably higher since the Dem base tends to be more at risk groups in the first place

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Grape posted:

I wish McConnell was actually in danger like Graham is, but the polls aren't showing that as even a dream.
Kentucky just sucks too much.

(or rather SC has a shitload of black people, and Kentucky is one of those southern states that is very white)

It's healthy for a democracy when you can have the worst approval rating in the Senate and not worry about being voted out.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


they're going to crawl over glass to vote for Trump and McConnel and die of covid for it lmao

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Do people in Kentucky consider themselves southern? It was a union state. Buuuut I'm guessing you see the confederate flag a lot there? I suppose I did growing up in Washington, too.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

shirts and skins posted:

Do people in Kentucky consider themselves southern? It was a union state. Buuuut I'm guessing you see the confederate flag a lot there? I suppose I did growing up in Washington, too.

yes, kentucky is very culturally southern

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
to clarify, mcconnell isn’t one of the trump voters dying in the article, these are:

For Kenny Saylor, the money was good before the pandemic began this spring. The 42-year-old in Corbin, Ky., once a bustling railroad shipping hub in the southeast part of the Bluegrass State, had been driving his own truck, hauling returns six days a week for Amazon to the pallet stores that sell off consumers’ unwanted purchases.
But business began to slow around April, “and that’s when everything went south for me,” Saylor said. Unemployment payments helped fill the gap, but the reprieve proved short-lived after lawmakers in Washington failed to authorize additional coronavirus stimulus aid. A self-described “die-hard Republican” his entire life, Saylor said he has now found himself angry with some of the GOP leaders who had long represented him, including McConnell.
“I’m scared to death of losing everything,” he said.

...

Halligan and a chorus of advocates recently urged McConnell and his staff in meetings to expand a low-income program known as SNAP to pay more benefits to workers, complimenting other coronavirus aid programs. They see the food-stamp benefits as a critical economic lifeline, helping not only families, but the grocery stores, farmers and other supply-chain companies that rely on those dollars.
But the barrage of outreach, as recently as last week, has not immediately yielded much help for Kentucky’s poorest, as the GOP leader’s proposal eschewed a major boost to SNAP or other federal safety-net programs that help people in need afford food. The omission provoked widespread criticism in the Bluegrass State and around the country, though Halligan said he has confidence in McConnell and is not yet dismayed.
“The elected officials, the legislative leaders in the House and Senate,” he said, “they really understand what the needs of those who are hungry are.”

...
Ouita Michel, 56, owns a network of restaurants across central Kentucky, including a po’ boy shop in Lexington and a farm-to-table fine-dining spot in Midway. But her business hasn’t been bustling lately, as public health restrictions have cut into her sales, which are down 72 percent compared with the same period last year, she said.
Michel and her restaurant peers joined a coalition to lobby for federal help earlier this summer, repeatedly pleading with McConnell’s local aides. Last week, the Independent Restaurant Coalition set its sights on Kentucky, where local chefs and distillers highlighted the economic peril they may face in the absence of help from Congress — and high-profile advocacy from McConnell.
Michel described the situation as a “tipping point” for McConnell among business owners and others throughout Kentucky. “He’s in a position right now where he does need to listen very carefully to what constituents tell him,” she said.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


CNN covered a bunch of Pennsylvania farmers who were going bankrupt due to the trade war stuff back in December or so. To a man, every single one said they were going to vote for Trump anyway.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

“The elected officials, the legislative leaders in the House and Senate,” he said, “they really understand what the needs of those who are hungry are.”

I don't understand how you can be this delusional. Literally what have they ever done to indicate this is the case? Name one thing. A single thing. Ever in your entire life, to indicate that your elected officials "really understand" the needs of the hungry.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Cup Runneth Over posted:

I don't understand how you can be this delusional. Literally what have they ever done to indicate this is the case? Name one thing. A single thing. Ever in your entire life, to indicate that your elected officials "really understand" the needs of the hungry.

these people are desperately hungry, the elected officials allow them to eat poo poo. it's win/win.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Epic High Five posted:

that article about the KY Republican who voted for Bevin to kill KYnect now wondering how he's going to afford his insulin was what inspired this thread

luckily this thread will just as easily shift into Biden voters if Biden wins because both parties have a huge base of people who just blindly assume that the party will reward their loyalty by not killing them so Biden's gonna have at least as high a body count, and probably higher since the Dem base tends to be more at risk groups in the first place

otoh, will they realize that biden has betrayed them or will they just assume it’s all that dastardly evil genius mitch mcconnell’s fault

i dunno that biden voters have the self-awareness to appreciate that their own vote has doomed them

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
You know how we say Texas sucks, but actually 40% of Texas rules, its just the 60% that reeeeeeeally loving sucks

99% of Kentucky can go gently caress itself

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Declan MacManus posted:

otoh, will they realize that biden has betrayed them or will they just assume it’s all that dastardly evil genius mitch mcconnell’s fault

i dunno that biden voters have the self-awareness to appreciate that their own vote has doomed them

they will realize this long after even the chuds have because unlike the right, the center more or less re-creates their ideology and worldview every evening based on what Maddow and Joy Reid and the like say is going on, and they are proud puppets of capital and the status quo

there's already multiple pressure release valves built in for any moderates who may start getting nervous that their party sucks poo poo at doing anything for anybody but the rich. They'll just blame the left or Russia!

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Cup Runneth Over posted:

I don't understand how you can be this delusional. Literally what have they ever done to indicate this is the case? Name one thing. A single thing. Ever in your entire life, to indicate that your elected officials "really understand" the needs of the hungry.

the only half-charitable explanation is desperate ppl think kissing rear end in a news article might score points to get them what they need (lol). just as dumb but more naive than delusional i guess

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
*son is disappoint*

*son solemnly lowers black socks*

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

pretty sure jorp has dual citizenship, so this counts:

https://twitter.com/LizardRumsfeld/status/1293153438294056961

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!

Cup Runneth Over posted:

I don't understand how you can be this delusional. Literally what have they ever done to indicate this is the case? Name one thing. A single thing. Ever in your entire life, to indicate that your elected officials "really understand" the needs of the hungry.
I'm guessing that he sincerely believes that what the "hungry" in America need is to get those dang illegals out of here so they can't steal our jobs! Trump and his coattail-riders were a reaction to the Party establishment deciding that they needed a softer stance on immigration.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

my bony fealty posted:

they're going to crawl over glass to vote for Trump and McConnel and die of covid for it lmao

I just listened to AM radio as a caller described how "the economy, schools, everything needs to open up to show the liberals we ain't scared of a flu. Stop making this political and let us do what we want!"

You can't fight back against this level of stupid.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Halloween Jack posted:

I'm guessing that he sincerely believes that what the "hungry" in America need is to get those dang illegals out of here so they can't steal our jobs!

I legit love this take

Like, illegal immigrants aren't taking C-level jobs, or even any management job. They're doing the bottom of the barrel work in kitchens, construction, farms, etc.

Billy-Jo Hick from bumfuck Iowa isn't gonna do any of those jobs for what they're paying.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

But if the immigrants weren't there the capitalists would by some magic fashion pay the white man more for doing the same job! I am very smart

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.

Mr Interweb posted:

pretty sure jorp has dual citizenship, so this counts:

https://twitter.com/LizardRumsfeld/status/1293153438294056961

it's so transparent

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Giving yourself coronavirus to own your dad

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!

Biplane posted:

But if the immigrants weren't there the capitalists would by some magic fashion pay the white man more for doing the same job! I am very smart
If labor supply go down, labor demand go up! Checkmate libtard.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Mr Interweb posted:

pretty sure jorp has dual citizenship, so this counts:

https://twitter.com/LizardRumsfeld/status/1293153438294056961

Remove JP kebap

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Biplane posted:

But if the immigrants weren't there the capitalists would by some magic fashion pay the white man more for doing the same job! I am very smart

I remember Maddox made a post saying that if you wanted to stop illegal immigration the solution was to pay more so non-immigrants would be willing to do the work and he got death threats for it.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

I remember Maddox made a post saying that if you wanted to stop illegal immigration the solution was to pay more so non-immigrants would be willing to do the work and he got death threats for it.

To be fair, Maddox gets death threats just for being alive

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Grape posted:

I wish McConnell was actually in danger like Graham is, but the polls aren't showing that as even a dream.
Kentucky just sucks too much.

(or rather SC has a shitload of black people, and Kentucky is one of those southern states that is very white)

I grew up in Kentucky. I tell people it’s a southern state that didn’t rely on slavery during antebellum times. because of that it’s super white now. so it’s all the worst things about the south without any of the culture black people developed in other states.


like look at the loving derby. one of the whitest events of the year

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Cup Runneth Over posted:

To be fair, Maddox gets death threats just for being alive

fair enough, but in this instance he was right.

I worked my fair share in kitchens and bakeries. Hands down the hardest working people were immigrants. Lost count of the number of white kids that would work one day having to clean and just not show up again.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

I remember Maddox made a post saying that if you wanted to stop illegal immigration the solution was to pay more so non-immigrants would be willing to do the work and he got death threats for it.

maddox had some pretty good opinions for the image he presented

he was dirtbag left before that was a thing

Shear Modulus has issued a correction as of 20:36 on Aug 11, 2020

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

fair enough, but in this instance he was right.

I worked my fair share in kitchens and bakeries. Hands down the hardest working people were immigrants. Lost count of the number of white kids that would work one day having to clean and just not show up again.

I never said he was wrong! He is actually right surprisingly often

Shear Modulus posted:

maddox had some pretty good opinions for the image he presented

he was dirtbag left before that was a thing

Maddox is sort of the distilled essence of turn-of-the-century Internet edginess. It was left-wing backlash to conservative moralizing, it only shifted the other way and then backslid into the alt-right when "political correctness" became a thing.

This was back when people using the Internet were usually pretty young or tech professionals.

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!
I think the reason that people like that took a "conservative turn" is that they were always right-wing, but in the 90s the political battleground was over lame culture war stuff and they were libertarians who didn't want to be lumped in with evangelicals.

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