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Thoatse posted:Duckchat made the thread stronger we need more duckchat Down with Beet's dog, the duck for thread president!
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skyelevator posted:A lot of jobs are going at their Wilmslow office in the UK which isn't far from me. I've been tempted to apply, I don't have any experience or knowledge of the roles (I'm a web dev) but worth a punt eh? Tell them your core values for developing a webpage is to make highly detailed css and perfectly fit together graphics and you just figure the code behind it will just kind of organically happen because of all your great ideas. You'll probably start as a lead.
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 00:27 |
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It always amazes me how Star Citizen's designed are so cluttered and greebly, but at the same time lifeless and bland. Even a few minutes after looking at this ship JPG, I can't even remember any details other than a vague "spikey-cyber-bug-bird-thing" impression.
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 00:44 |
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peter gabriel posted:That's the only original tune, but they have a full album of songs by other people on the soundtrack, hold up a sec I have the CD here Missed opportunity for C.R.E.A.M.
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 00:49 |
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peter gabriel posted:That's the only original tune, but they have a full album of songs by other people on the soundtrack, hold up a sec I have the CD here Dire Straits - Money For Nothing
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 00:56 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8Dcz3kyOA
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 01:08 |
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TheAgent posted:do whales make up a portion of the funding? sure. same as the $45 peeps who get conned into this like some MLM scheme I- I believe!
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 01:09 |
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So for all your future hopefuls looking to join the ranks of cig, there's a few very important tops I want to share with you from my 30 years of being CEO of all companies and CTO of the other ones in other countries: 1: You are either an animator 2: Or you are the guy making graphics I'm going to help you out with #2 here because that number is higher than 1. Come up with an idea for some ships to sell. 1: The space lizard race. Their ships have scale armor and are long. Extra points for a tail that wiggles as it flies. 2: Space cats. These guys have shops shaped like circles and claws on them. Extra points if you say "like that one thing... you know... the one Larry Niven invented!" With CR in the room. 3: space fish. These guys are easily enslaved, and ask their ships are like fish shapes. 4: Space hermit crabs. Just say like the reapers from mass effect. 5: Space alternate humans. These guys fly flying saucers with big engines on the side. Kind of like that one show some peels know about only totally your original idea. 6: Space robots. All their ships are like computer circuit boards and are all kinds of basic shapes but nothing to spiky 7: Space dogs. These ships are kind of fluffy and love to fetch above their weight, but are super loyal in a fight and their bellies all have to have paw print marks on them to signify their "good boy/girl" ranking. 8: Space cows. These are slow ships and love to sell meats and are traders mostly. They have large udders under them where they hide their power plants and can be easily dispatched 9: Space dragons. These guys are kind of bad, and all their ships look very penetrating. But they come in all kinds of shapes and colors but they do need to be long and bulbous without wings. All are single engine and some pilots boast about "taking them down to the knot". 10: Space Anubis. These guys are like dis except not. All their ships are black with gold greebles. Very sharp and pointy except the cockpit which are rounder looking. 11: Space grasshoppers. These are all green ships and have big single jump engines that need to recharge after a few seconds. They have a very slow top speed, but they move around via this engine jump system that lets them go far distances very quickly between brief recharges. 12: Space cowboys. These guys love the verse and wearing brown jackets. They come built in with their own fan base and all their ships need to be scrappy and multi crew with some kind of weird piece that rotates.
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 01:28 |
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skyelevator posted:I reckon it would be funny to have on your CV that you worked at CIG, because every job you went for after that may want to hear what a car crash it was. If I was doing the hiring, it would absolutely be the reason I would call someone to come in for an interview. I don't know that I would actually hire them, but god, I would want to ask them so many questions.
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 01:31 |
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https://twitter.com/BernieToVest/status/1292351857130721285
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 01:33 |
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I wonder what they’ll break instead if they ever fix this CHARACTER HAUNTED BY FREELANCER COMPONENTS quote:ACTUAL RESULT Pixelate fucked around with this message at 11:51 on Aug 15, 2020 |
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skyelevator posted:Sorry, should have said, I'm a WordPress web dev. Well in six months when Server Lattice, the successor to Server Meshing, requires porting CryEngine to PHP we'll know who to blame.
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Pixelate posted:I wonder what they’ll break instead of they ever fix this If they make the player the ship and somehow the inventories get merged then this makes sense I guess?
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 02:39 |
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TheAgent posted:not $2,500, not $25,000, but multiple loving accounts with hundreds of thousands of dollars of "merchandise" at least one of those traders has to be Ben, he probably hoarded jpeg futures from the get-go and is now controlling the lions share of used jpegs
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 02:43 |
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Pixelate posted:I wonder what they’ll break instead of they ever fix this For some reason this made me think of A Christmas Carol... “You are fettered," said Scrooge, trembling. "Tell me why?" "I wear the chain I forged in life," replied the Commando. "I made it pledge by pledge, and stretch goal by stretch goal; I parped it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I spent it.”
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 02:56 |
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So I finally watched their new show about their latest motion capture and I am sincerely impressed about how much better everything looks when compared to their previous work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qexLUpQJPw8 keep the great work coming CIG, in the 5 years since that vid you have come a long way!
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 03:01 |
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UnknownTarget posted:If they make the player the ship and somehow the inventories get merged then this makes sense I guess? At this point I'm amazed bugs like this happen and the game doesn't crash. I've seen this before with incorrect usage of try/catch stuff where devs wrap sections of code, and it just leads to these odd bugs. From a debugging perspective crashes are preferable.
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 03:34 |
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Noahs Ark re-enactment spotted.
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 03:42 |
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Kosumo posted:So I know alot of people are excited by FS 2020, and I don't mean to be a killjoy but it is worth remembering that FS 2020 does not have a PvP slider - Star Citizen does. This is the reason why I love this thread. Just when we all start getting giddy like little schoolkids, there are people in this thread that are grounded and rein us back in. Thankyou for your service.
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 04:22 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:Well that's all nice and all but can you serve a Hairy Roberts onboard? Checkmate. Agreed, if a game doesn't pass the "Hairy Roberts" test, then I stop caring about it.
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 04:31 |
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Rugganovich posted:This is the reason why I love this thread. o7 Buy an Idris. or lots of land claims,
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 05:12 |
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Thoatse posted:In case anyone is wondering what bnbl is up to these days unmute this gif First thing I'm gonna do when this plague is over is head down to the aquarium and see my self some otters.
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 05:51 |
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Lammasu posted:First thing I'm gonna do when this plague is over is head down to the aquarium and see my self some otters. When I was in bali before this mess I met a pet otter and holy poo poo are they adorable and friendly.
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 05:55 |
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MarcusSA posted:When I was in bali before this mess I met a pet otter and holy poo poo are they adorable and friendly. I have this DnD idea for a tribe of river dwelling halflings that raise otters and are called otter folk. That reminds me, I need to get to the Traditional games forum and talk about my Lawful good tiefling barbarian.
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 06:16 |
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peter gabriel posted:Watch this while playing this I feel hollow, like rickrolled inside.
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 07:18 |
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Pixelate posted:I wonder what they’ll break instead of they ever fix this I think this is probably the best bug I've ever heard of Just praying the fix is CHARACTER REASSURED BY OVERLY LONG TRAVEL TIMES
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 07:54 |
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Dr. Honked posted:Wordpress has a back end, so you're a back end expert. Go get em tiger I've used a backhoe a few times, does that count?
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 08:36 |
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XK posted:I'm really happy that TheAgent is on board with my theory about a Russian conspiracy. Cheers derek.
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 08:50 |
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skyelevator posted:A lot of jobs are going at their Wilmslow office in the UK which isn't far from me. I've been tempted to apply, I don't have any experience or knowledge of the roles (I'm a web dev) but worth a punt eh? Maybe you can become the new Senior Persistence (aka storing things in a database) Developer?
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 09:24 |
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Fwoderwick posted:This is the straw that broke the 's back. Doesn't matter what CIG ever achieve, this thread is already worth every single money laundered cent. Somehow magically synced with the song I was listening just now, which had me in STITCHES as the otter rocked out to Apoptygma Berzerk. TheAgent posted:not $2,500, not $25,000, but multiple loving accounts with hundreds of thousands of dollars of "merchandise" Russian organized crime has been in the moneylaundering-via-RMT game since I started playing EVE Online in 2008. Star Citizen is practically custom-made for their needs. I mean. We're basically saying it is, here, right? It is. Kesper North fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Aug 15, 2020 |
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Kesper North posted:Somehow magically synced with the song I was listening just now, which had me in STITCHES as the otter rocked out to Apoptygma Berzerk. EVE? Pfttt. They had been at it since at least the fg-era of Diablo II.
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 11:02 |
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Still relevant? https://webmshare.com/play/yjDn8
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 12:58 |
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Sample_text posted:Still relevant? "why did I propose to her...there?"
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 13:37 |
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quote:What makes the helmet delay? More fun facts here
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 13:47 |
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Pixelate posted:More fun facts here Another fun fact: Star Citizer is good, buy an Idris !
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 14:13 |
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This SC fan has over 500 hours in the game. This is what it's done to him. (Better with sound) https://v.redd.it/6ydi5zez91h51/DASH_480.mp4
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Pixelate posted:This SC fan has over 500 hours in the game. Oh so there's at least 500 hours of gameplay??? Game set and match goonly FUDsters
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# ? Aug 15, 2020 14:46 |
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Total bullshit. You harvest the honey when all the combs are sealed with a cover of wax. you dont understand beekeeping development.
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trucutru posted:So I finally watched their new show about their latest motion capture and I am sincerely impressed about how much better everything looks when compared to their previous work https://twitter.com/hardwarecanucks/status/1294424650227875840
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