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spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari


I have to go now my planet needs me

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Kaiser Mazoku
Mar 24, 2011

Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?
what are recent simpsons episodes even about

i've tried reading wikipedia summaries and i still don't understand what i'm reading

it's like when i'm reading a book and occasionally i have to reread a page or a paragraph to fully grasp what i read but in this case it is impossible to fully grasp it

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Meanwhile, Marge purchases an old book called The Princess in the Garden that used to be her favorite while growing up. She hopes to read it to Lisa, but realizes it is actually culturally offensive in many different ways. In a dream sequence, Marge meets Rudyard Kipling, author of The Jungle Book, who tells her that it is okay to be racist. Also in the dream, she meets the author of The Princess in the Garden, Heloise Hodgeson Burwell, who is a reference to Frances Hodgson Burnett. She gives her permission to rewrite the story and remove the offensive bits. Marge decides to edit the story to lessen the offensive stereotypes and clichés, but after she reads it to Lisa, the two agree that it has lost meaning along with its "spirit and character." Lisa decides to bring Marge to Springfield University, where she is told by modern scholars that the book is a subversive satire of conformity. However, Marge is not entirely convinced, and the scholars admit that they do not completely believe it either.

what is this

Kaiser Mazoku fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Aug 15, 2020

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

They’re about how do you fill up 22 episodes * 22 minutes of animation

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Kaiser Mazoku posted:

what are recent simpsons episodes even about

i've tried reading wikipedia summaries and i still don't understand what i'm reading

it's like when i'm reading a book and occasionally i have to reread a page or a paragraph to fully grasp what i read but in this case it is impossible to fully grasp it


what is this

See Apu was totally okay and getting rid of him is wrong! gently caress off, Simpsons writers.

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
Lisa literally turning to the camera to tell us Apu isn't racist is the actual lowest point. That's going to be hard to top.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Daikloktos posted:

Lisa literally turning to the camera to tell us Apu isn't racist is the actual lowest point. That's going to be hard to top.

Lol next season's cops are really trying ep will give you a run for your money

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Hey wait a minute hold on here. This beloved series wasn't double bolted!

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

ikanreed posted:

Lol next season's cops are really trying ep will give you a run for your money

Gonna be especially funny given it's been said that wiggum is literally just a normal realistic american cop

Kaiser Mazoku
Mar 24, 2011

Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?
Apu was fine until somewhere around season 8-10 where they started making more "haha look he's Indian" jokes.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Daikloktos posted:

Lisa literally turning to the camera to tell us Apu isn't racist is the actual lowest point. That's going to be hard to top.

:hmmyes:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

spaceblancmange posted:

I have to go now my planet needs me

this is absolutely dire

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Communist Walrus posted:

Marge now sounds like Moe doing an impression of Marge

Woah

pitch a fitness
Mar 19, 2010




about 20 years late but there's hope yet!

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Donald Trump signs an executive order cancelling the simpsons, wins all 50 states.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Woah it's crazy how the Simpsons predicted all this, make's u think....

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
Is this basically like when George HW made his "more like the Waltons, less like the Simpsons" comment and the producers sent a rather silly letter in-character as Marge as a rebuttal, only that wasn't public and was only talked about when the DVDs came out ten years later?

Two Bad Neighbours is a classic though and Bart's line "Hey, we're just like the Waltons! We're praying for an end to the depression too!" is great.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Daikloktos posted:

Lisa literally turning to the camera to tell us Apu isn't racist is the actual lowest point. That's going to be hard to top.
"Don't have a cow, man!"
-- Apu

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
underrated post and great article but

@Birdbassador/Tree Goat posted:

Guest Star: Joanna Newsom as Madame Psychosis.


okay she hasn't appeared on the show but matt groening apparently made this for her

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

bobjr posted:

Turns out there’s even a weirder Gil episode than the one where he stays with the Simpsons


Homer is driving in his usual manner and style (ineptly and recklessly) when he carelessly drives into an alleyway, with no room to maneuver and faulty brakes, where Santa's Little Helper and the now-homeless Gil are eating out of trash cans. Homer is horrified by the notion of hitting a sweet and lovable dog, so he slams into Gil instead, who ends up with a serious neck injury and plans to sue the Simpsons for everything they've got.

The jury accepts the defense argument that dogs are not only as good as humans, but better in many ways, and they dismiss Gil's case. Mayor Quimby decides to ride the pro-pooch sentiment by instituting measures that cater to canines and punish humans who do such things, like round up strays and even run animal medicine places like the poor Dr. Budgie, who gets arrested and put into shackles.

Dr. Budgie's plea for Springfield to realize that the dogs will soon notice that humans have advocated their alpha status and turn on the citizens is not taken seriously until it actually happens. Even Santa's Little Helper joins the feral dog pack, as the town hides from the now-vicious dogs, and a town meeting leads to the community begging their most broken-down citizen to help them: Gil. Gil is ready to face down his fellow street creatures, but it is Marge who steps up, and after finding out the leader of the dog pack is a vicious chihuahua named Taquito, kicks Taquito clear out of their showdown park and becomes the new alpha of Springfield.

All of the dogs return to their homes and families, from Ned's Baz and Mr. Burns' hounds, to Lisa and Bart's joyous reunion with Santa's Little Helper.

In the final scene, Gil thinks he is found a new friend in a weakened Taquito who licks Gil's hand and barks happily. Gil does not realize the Chihuahua is only being friendly so he can get a taste for Gil before the poor ex-salesman finally dies and Taquito eats his corpse.

All I can think of in response to this is Krusty, dumbstruck with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth after watching Worker and Parasite, going "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?"

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

bobjr posted:

Turns out there’s even a weirder Gil episode than the one where he stays with the Simpsons


Homer is driving in his usual manner and style (ineptly and recklessly) when he carelessly drives into an alleyway, with no room to maneuver and faulty brakes, where Santa's Little Helper and the now-homeless Gil are eating out of trash cans. Homer is horrified by the notion of hitting a sweet and lovable dog, so he slams into Gil instead, who ends up with a serious neck injury and plans to sue the Simpsons for everything they've got.

The jury accepts the defense argument that dogs are not only as good as humans, but better in many ways, and they dismiss Gil's case. Mayor Quimby decides to ride the pro-pooch sentiment by instituting measures that cater to canines and punish humans who do such things, like round up strays and even run animal medicine places like the poor Dr. Budgie, who gets arrested and put into shackles.

Dr. Budgie's plea for Springfield to realize that the dogs will soon notice that humans have advocated their alpha status and turn on the citizens is not taken seriously until it actually happens. Even Santa's Little Helper joins the feral dog pack, as the town hides from the now-vicious dogs, and a town meeting leads to the community begging their most broken-down citizen to help them: Gil. Gil is ready to face down his fellow street creatures, but it is Marge who steps up, and after finding out the leader of the dog pack is a vicious chihuahua named Taquito, kicks Taquito clear out of their showdown park and becomes the new alpha of Springfield.

All of the dogs return to their homes and families, from Ned's Baz and Mr. Burns' hounds, to Lisa and Bart's joyous reunion with Santa's Little Helper.

In the final scene, Gil thinks he is found a new friend in a weakened Taquito who licks Gil's hand and barks happily. Gil does not realize the Chihuahua is only being friendly so he can get a taste for Gil before the poor ex-salesman finally dies and Taquito eats his corpse.

I thought you were making this up, I really really truly honestly did.

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
Marge punting the Chihuahua thousands of yards was at least something I wasn't expecting - so this goes in the pile of "good 20+ episodes"

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

Has anyone found an episode weirder than the one where Homer slips hormones into Bart's milk that makes him want to gently caress his teacher?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Plan Z posted:

Has anyone found an episode weirder than the one where Homer slips hormones into Bart's milk that makes him want to gently caress his teacher?

They had a non-Halloween Kang and Kodos episode, but I don't know if that's "weird". It was pretty much just a sci-fi episode.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
the jockey elves are canon, but I don't know if that's weirder, frankly

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Empty Sandwich posted:

the jockey elves are canon, but I don't know if that's weirder, frankly

I liked that episode, but mostly for the horse they trained to be an rear end in a top hat.

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

Plan Z posted:

Has anyone found an episode weirder than the one where Homer slips hormones into Bart's milk that makes him want to gently caress his teacher?

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During a trip to "Satan's Anvil", the students and faculty of Springfield Elementary stumble into bizarre people and situations: Otto runs over "realistic" versions of Coyote and Road Runner; Martin meets an eccentric and grumpy hermit artist that the government tried to hire for years but never succeeded; Bart, Nelson and Milhouse find old French postcards, which Nelson takes to "use" behind a cactus; and Lisa is almost attacked by scorpions, but they quickly become passive after Lisa passes through a field of silvertongue flowers in Springfield's desert, prompting her to take the scorpions and some flowers for further experiments. When they return home, the Simpsons family is forced to let Grampa live at their house, after he was kicked out of the old folks home for being too grumpy. After Lisa confirms that the flower has a powerful chemical agent that nullifies all the negative feelings of any living being, Homer sneaks some into his father's coffee, curing his usual crankiness. Grampa decides to do this daily, acknowledging that a drug that stimulates happiness is the best thing that ever happened in his bitter life.

Unfortunately, despite the positive effects, Lisa refuses to give more of this drug, or to tell them the composition. While they complain about it at Moe's Tavern, a drug industry employee from Hottenhoffer Pharmaceuticals named Walter Hotenhoffer (formerly known as Augustus Gloop, yes the same Augustus Gloop from Willy Wonka) manages to duplicate the liquid's effects using a sample of Grampa's perspiration. Hottenhoffer produces "MusBeNys" pills, but since the product has not been properly tested, only Grampa is allowed to use them. Unfortunately, Bart decides to sell some of the pills to everyone who has a problem with grumpy old people, making all the elderly people in Springfield becoming happy and carefree.

Lisa eventually realizes that Grampa is still using the drug, but she also admits that the pills are rather helpful to him. However, the drug's side effect quickly arises: it makes everyone's eyes become so lubricated that they pop out of their sockets.[1] The elderly people do not mind this rather gruesome aspect of the drug, but upon seeing Homer's thoughtless antics with his friends and his car, Grampa convinces the old people to stop using the pills, saying that the Baby Boomer generation still needs their guidance, and this is only possible with their constant nagging. In the end, everything turns back to normal (except Hotenhoffer, who still has nightmares regarding what happened at Wonka's factory).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ns6fEdXCnE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV-E_KANm18

womb with a view
Sep 8, 2007

Plan Z posted:

Has anyone found an episode weirder than the one where Homer slips hormones into Bart's milk that makes him want to gently caress his teacher?

What

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Wasn't this a South Park episode where mixing up Tom Brady's steroids with Ike's laxatives made him want to gently caress the female puppet thing in Yo Gabba Gabba

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Wasn't this a South Park episode where mixing up Tom Brady's steroids with Ike's laxatives made him want to gently caress the female puppet thing in Yo Gabba Gabba

That was great though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmtndWwyPTg

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Last time I checked in on this thread, folks were playing the fake or real synopsis game. I so completely could not tell that I didn't feel like it was much of a game and it made me sad.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
I actually caught the one where the old people's eyes pop out on TV a couple of years ago. It was really, really bad.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Das Boo posted:

Last time I checked in on this thread, folks were playing the fake or real synopsis game. I so completely could not tell that I didn't feel like it was much of a game and it made me sad.

I think it's even more depressing than that... I don't think any fake synopses got posted :psypop:

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
They're never fake.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Was rambling about how Itchy and Scratchy's shown to have had two completely independent long-forgotten attempts at an expanded cast (the original one in the lawsuit episode and the more recent one in Itchy and Scratchyland... and it's the latter which had Ku Klux Klam) even before Poochie, and suddenly got the terrible idea for a zombie seasons episode where Itchy and Scratchy is used as a bad analogue for Sonic the Hedgehog about how they keep introducing new friends who are generally obnoxious, redundant and only really popular with furries for pornographic reasons, which the writers clearly have no idea what to do with but refuse to stop.

I'd say this is the opposite problem of what the Simpsons has, but then I remembered Gil...

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Empty Sandwich posted:

I think it's even more depressing than that... I don't think any fake synopses got posted :psypop:

I don't know how to type the distressed stutters I'm making.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Ghost Leviathan posted:

I liked that episode, but mostly for the horse they trained to be an rear end in a top hat.

It's one of those episodes that seemed pretty subpar at the time, but we had no idea what would be coming next.

Empty Sandwich posted:

I think it's even more depressing than that... I don't think any fake synopses got posted :psypop:

Yeah people (myself included) assumed it was a game where you had to guess whether or not the synopsis was real, but no, they're all just literally copy-pasted

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Ghost Leviathan posted:

Was rambling about how Itchy and Scratchy's shown to have had two completely independent long-forgotten attempts at an expanded cast (the original one in the lawsuit episode and the more recent one in Itchy and Scratchyland... and it's the latter which had Ku Klux Klam) even before Poochie, and suddenly got the terrible idea for a zombie seasons episode where Itchy and Scratchy is used as a bad analogue for Sonic the Hedgehog about how they keep introducing new friends who are generally obnoxious, redundant and only really popular with furries for pornographic reasons, which the writers clearly have no idea what to do with but refuse to stop.

I'd say this is the opposite problem of what the Simpsons has, but then I remembered Gil...

I was gonna ask the thread if “new” Simpsons at least had some good Itchy and Scratchy segments and this reminded me. Anyone know? I have a feeling they aren’t as ridiculously over the top anymore, if they even do them at all.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Still say we need the Simpsons to show up in Kingdom Hearts: Random Digits Title and go full weird with it, fight scenes referencing the arcade game, Homer and Flanders going back to back fighting off an endless horde of Heartless, one of the interchangeable anime villains trying to explain their plan to Homer with increasing irritation as he finds it as confusing as the audience does. And then at the end the entire family shows up to charge into battle against the final confrontation with Palpatine, Thanos and xXSuperMegaXenahortXx

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

RandomFerret posted:



Crowd watching the 'R' in Toys 'R' Us being flipped around, The Simpsons S15E08



Crowd watching Nazi soldiers march in Paris, 1940

I checked; it's real

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