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1st Lt Steven has successfully given herpes to a colonel's wife. Bonus points: it wasn't even infidelity. The colonel's into wifesharing.
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Kith posted:1st Lt Steven has successfully given herpes to a colonel's wife.  Shim, any comment?
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Aug 20, 2020 13:38
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Kith posted:1st Lt Steven has successfully given herpes to a colonel's wife. Isn’t that still against UCMJ?
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Aug 20, 2020 13:53
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Conduct becoming
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Aug 20, 2020 13:59
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Milo and POTUS posted:Conduct becumming
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Aug 20, 2020 14:18
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The Sexual Shiite posted:Isn’t that still against UCMJ? I would be legitimately shocked if he ever genuinely read it.
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Aug 20, 2020 14:41
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Wasn;t this guy a furry too
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Aug 20, 2020 14:55
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I got into a fight with my Chief over the recent UCMJ changes. Adultery got redefined and also gave folks an out if the married folks are legally separated or the servicemember had a reasonable belief that they were. No more Article 15s for dating while you're pending a divorce or hooking up with a girl who swears she was single but turns out her husband is deployed. A girl I was dating had a soon-to-be ex who kept calling my shirt trying to get me nailed, which died when my commander called me in and I showed her the new UCMJ and the paperwork. Technically we were dating about couple weeks before the separation went on paper, but my commander straight up says "if she said she was separated, are you gonna ask for papers on a first date?" Good boss. Fast forward a few months and I'm bringing her to a holiday party. Get pulled into the Chief's office the day prior where she and the shirt both try to threaten me with getting a no-contact order if I brought her, simply because her now-ex is constantly calling them trying to start poo poo. I tell them they're loving high if they think it's acceptable to try to pull this the day before the party after she bought an outfit and everything, and that I'll just give them the ticket and head to the casino instead. They have the balls to suggest "we'd really appreciate it if you would still stop by and support the unit event." At that point I just got pissed off, told them I'll keep the tickets and called their bluff. Took her and her girlfriend to the party in matching dresses and the commander thought it was cool as poo poo.
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Aug 20, 2020 15:01
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Holy poo poo my favorite part of being a Shirt is trying to piss off spouses that are calling to get my member in trouble. If they call with a valid issue I'm all over helping but the second they sound vindictive and want my guy in trouble I shut down and go into passive aggressive mode. Even better if I can get them trying to call the Wing and complain.....
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Aug 20, 2020 15:20
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Rythe posted:Holy poo poo my favorite part of being a Shirt is trying to piss off spouses that are calling to get my member in trouble. If they call with a valid issue I'm all over helping but the second they sound vindictive and want my guy in trouble I shut down and go into passive aggressive mode. Even better if I can get them trying to call the Wing and complain..... This guy was evidently repeatedly calling the HAF IG to file complaints, despite them repeatedly telling them the CC had looked into it and he'd pretty much need physical proof I was balls deep in his ex while knowing she was married and not legally separated. Dude was also driving by my house despite living about an hour away and the primary reason I had a loaded Glock stashed by my front door. He never had the balls to confront me in person though, just send really bitchy texts messages after he snagged my phone number off of one of her friends (who she bitched out). My commander's response to all that? "Please don't shoot this motherfucker until after I PCS. Or, like, ever, but especially not until then."
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Aug 20, 2020 15:31
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Milo and POTUS posted:Wasn;t this guy a furry too Still is. He drops $300 a paycheck on commissions. We know this because he brags about it.
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Aug 20, 2020 16:47
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The golden boy commander with a Ranger scroll combat patch in my BDE was relieved within 5 months of taking command due to something adultery related. His wife was also in the BDE, must have been some pretty damning evidence. I can't imagine wanting to get laid so bad you would risk and then lose your career over it.
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Aug 20, 2020 16:58
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This girl was telling me about a classmate of hers with severe Aspergers. She ends the story with “and then he joined the Army.” I instinctively ask “Wait, is he in Intel?” She does a double-take and says “How did you know that?” You can learn so much from GiP.
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Aug 20, 2020 16:58
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Mustang posted:imagine wanting to get laid so bad you would risk and then lose your career over it. Academia.txt
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Aug 20, 2020 17:02
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Academia.txt Jesus, there's no penalty for adultery in academia. It's not even "live boy or dead girl" anymore. It's honestly easier for me to count the (male) professors I know who haven't hosed undergrads than the ones who have. I knew a department where the wife was a spousal hire when the husband was who the department wanted, he hosed his way through his classes and they got a divorce, he became chair of the department but refused to let her have access to their kids if she moved out of state to the university she had originally wanted to go to (it's a hosed up southern state with extremely punitive laws around joint custody if one parent moved away). She was a good researcher, but basically hung around the department like a ghost at a feast and everybody avoided making eye contact with her.
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Aug 20, 2020 18:09
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Notahippie posted:Jesus, there's no penalty for adultery in academia. It's not even "live boy or dead girl" anymore. It's honestly easier for me to count the (male) professors I know who haven't hosed undergrads than the ones who have. I knew a department where the wife was a spousal hire when the husband was who the department wanted, he hosed his way through his classes and they got a divorce, he became chair of the department but refused to let her have access to their kids if she moved out of state to the university she had originally wanted to go to (it's a hosed up southern state with extremely punitive laws around joint custody if one parent moved away). She was a good researcher, but basically hung around the department like a ghost at a feast and everybody avoided making eye contact with her. That must depend on the school, I had two professors and a TA get fired for banging students when I was in undergrad. And then another one got fired for his out of control alcoholism making the news twice.
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Aug 20, 2020 18:13
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Kith posted:Still is. He drops $300 a paycheck on commissions. We know this because he brags about it. I think you know where I'm going with this Ugly In The Morning posted:That must depend on the school, I had two professors and a TA get fired for banging students when I was in undergrad. And then another one got fired for his out of control alcoholism making the news twice. Was your school in the south as well?
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Aug 20, 2020 18:24
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Ugly In The Morning posted:That must depend on the school, I had two professors and a TA get fired for banging students when I was in undergrad. And then another one got fired for his out of control alcoholism making the news twice. I think some schools are setting up better policies on professor-student relationships, but there's a lot of inertia. I once mentioned the need for that kind of a policy to a group of professors I was talking to, not even at the school I mentioned above, who I assumed all agreed with me and I was shocked how many of them - men and women - basically said "everybody involved is an adult, it's not appropriate for the school to tell adults what to do with their bodies." This was all before #metoo, so hopefully things are changing.
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Aug 20, 2020 18:26
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Milo and POTUS posted:
Northeast, which was probably a big part of it. It was also a public university, so that may have been a factor.
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Aug 20, 2020 18:29
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Academia.txt Ugly In The Morning posted:That must depend on the school, I had two professors and a TA get fired for banging students when I was in undergrad. And then another one got fired for his out of control alcoholism making the news twice.
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Aug 20, 2020 19:17
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Milo and POTUS posted:I think you know where I'm going with this Kith posted:[3:01 PM] swagnanimous: he's intel ops We've already been there, my dude. Bonus points: Kith posted:Chaser that I forgot to add to the second story: my buddy asked around and Steven is currently on Wife #3. All three wives have had some common ground shared between them. Can you guess what it is? Additional bonus points: Wife #3, miraculously, does not have herpes. She is currently pursuing divorce.
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Aug 20, 2020 23:10
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Wild T posted:My commander's response to all that? "Please don't shoot this motherfucker until after I PCS. Or, like, ever, but especially not until then." Coolest commander ever. Is he prior? I had a similar circumstance at Osan, met a lady out in the SED through another female friend, had some drinks and went back to her place. She was in a nice apartment so I figured she had a nice job or something. Had fun and next morning she offered to order black noodles for breakfast. Whips out the wallet and from my position on the couch I instantly see the dependent ID. Me: "Uuuuuuuuuuh, what's that about?" Her: "Oh, I am getting a divorce, he was abusive." Me: "Getting? Where is he now?" Her: "He's had to move on base, he's in the Army." So I spent the rest of the time hanging out with her assuming that some angry Army dude was going to be busting the door down, but I guess he was on base restriction. I even helped her fill out her divorce paperwork, but decided there was crazy on both sides and just stayed friends.
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Aug 20, 2020 23:26
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Kith posted:1st Lt Steven has successfully given herpes to a colonel's wife. The senior chief of my c schools (and well known in the community, as it was small) was a well known wife swapper/legit cuck. Stories were everywhere of him watching junior enlisted rail his wife while he beat off in a corner. Dude was super creepy, vaguely religious. Wife spent so much of his money he had a side career at HD that was almost as long as his naval career. Rythe posted:Holy poo poo my favorite part of being a Shirt is trying to piss off spouses that are calling to get my member in trouble. If they call with a valid issue I'm all over helping but the second they sound vindictive and want my guy in trouble I shut down and go into passive aggressive mode. Even better if I can get them trying to call the Wing and complain..... Its even better when the spouse brings a guest on base who happens to be a Hells Angel, wearing colors, and the guard let's them on. Then our compound gate guard lets them in because, and i quote, "dude was a loving hells angel." They then go to the quarterdeck, where a very nice but very dumb 2nd class lets the CO know that a spouse and her guest are waiting outside his office for their meeting. (Prior to this she had been calling the QD for weeks, and most watchstanders hung up on her. Unless the CDO was a true cock of a chief, at which point you forward the call to their duty cell every single time.) Cue every masterchief (we had 4, including CMC) at the command showing up on the QD, followed by MAC in a loving plate vest and M4 to "question" them. Nothing happened to either watchstander, and im not even sure if they reported it to base security.
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Aug 21, 2020 13:38
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Academia.txt This. I know two colleagues who dated and later married students. Former students that they happened to see later. I also know of a few white guys who got caught with their pants down screwing undergrads. They were fired. I actually had this conversation with a buddy of mine who works closely with some very good looking undergrads. First they're half our age and we have nothing in common with them. Two, why kill our jobs? We're both married with kids. Three, we're both fat assholes who could never do it anyway, so why be the creep? Because that poo poo is beyond creepy and gross. I have a pretty strict policy, never, never never close the door with a student inside the office.
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Aug 21, 2020 13:55
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Kith posted:We've already been there, my dude. Bonus points: So he got the wife involved in fur shenanigans? Cuz that's where I was going with it
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Aug 21, 2020 14:00
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Burning Beard posted:This. I know two colleagues who dated and later married students. There's a professor at a very prominent Australian school in the nation's capital who left his wife for one of his PHD students. Married her and they had a kid, age difference was about 30 years. Then he left her and married another of his PHD students. Age difference, 35 years. Like you said, beyond creepy and gross.
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Aug 22, 2020 00:37
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 “That's what I love about these PhD candidates, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”
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Aug 22, 2020 02:11
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evil_bunnY posted:Don't be silly now, tenured white men are never punished for that poo poo. UConn. Which I’m sure has plenty of other institutional issues, but they definitely came down hard on fuckin’ students back in the day.
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Aug 22, 2020 02:19
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US special forces veteran arrested for passing secrets to Russia Honestly you could play "US special forces veteran arrested for..." and guess a lot of things, and hopefully you'd get it in your first five guesses. My wife guessed child porn, then smuggling guns, then sexual assault.
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Aug 22, 2020 05:42
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nullscan posted:Coolest commander ever. Is he prior? Ironically she's a Public Affairs officer. Which made me  even harder when said Chief kept asking "how it would look" bringing two girls to a unit party and the commander was just like "that's awesome" and would always ask about the Purple Ladies based on the matching dresses. You heard it here first, PA is officially down with the threesomes.
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Aug 24, 2020 15:23
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Wild T posted:Ironically she's a Public Affairs officer. Which made me try that poo poo with three dudes/women and see if they'd still be down lol
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Aug 24, 2020 16:31
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/military/sailor-eyed-possible-arson-navy-ship-burned-days-n1238312 So, someone burned another ship in SD, is there some 4chan/reddit thread about the one trick they don't want you to know to get out of working on a navy vessel?
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Aug 27, 2020 06:35
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I think popular still torn on whether the guy implicated is actual responsible like the guy who burned the sub 3 times to get out of work early or is just a scape goat like they blamed the bsttleship turret on because according to the navy he was gay (and conveniently for them dead)
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Aug 27, 2020 06:47
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The Japanese had a guy blow up one of their battleships during WW2 because he was pissed and suicidal. I guess it does happen.
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Aug 27, 2020 16:03
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Did we give him a medal and if not why
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Aug 27, 2020 18:06
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At least Japan didn’t blame it on his unrequited gay love.
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Aug 27, 2020 18:20
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Why should only the guys in the fancy suits get to burn a bn or two of taxpayer money 
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Aug 27, 2020 20:15
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Technically, it's patriotism. You're just saving the ship from a long, hard life of disintegrating at sea.
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Aug 28, 2020 04:20
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Vengarr posted:The Japanese had a guy blow up one of their battleships during WW2 because he was pissed and suicidal. I guess it does happen. Wait, for real? That's interesting as gently caress.
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Aug 28, 2020 04:59
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bulletsponge13 posted:Wait, for real? That's interesting as gently caress. It was never proved (because, to understate things, the magazine explosion destroyed all direct evidence) but that was considered the most likely cause by the investigation besides spontaneous ignition of poorly-manufactured powder.
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