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ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

I bought a bike and ordered some accessories. Well, the bike's already disappeared from where I left it; didn't even have time to receive:

This $6 light is extremely solid feeling and extremely bright and I like it:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32787665340.html


There was only the single option back when I bought it, so hopefully the varied selection doesn't mean they hosed it up.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That's rough. Was it well chained?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



NoneMoreNegative posted:

hey yo downpour comin'

edit: hmpf I got a parcel today, new pair of comfy jogging pants - or at least they were meant to be !!



Sent that to Ali with a full refund request and it was agreed and closed within half an hour. Annoyed I'll have to look for another seller that might have the proper actual trousers, but at least I'm only out time and not money.

I find Ali and DX shopping to be fun like anyone else, but if it's something you actually care about maybe shop from a place that isn't renowned for selling plastic poo poo that catches on fire.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

I bought a bike and ordered some accessories. Well, the bike's already disappeared from where I left it; didn't even have time to receive:

Did you buy your bike lock from AliExpress too?

henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice
I just got my first car, and naturally I want to put a ton of crap in there. What are some cool, fun and decorative things I can buy to ruin the interior? Something cool to have from the mirror, or a cool gadget, or whatever.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

henpod posted:

I just got my first car, and naturally I want to put a ton of crap in there. What are some cool, fun and decorative things I can buy to ruin the interior? Something cool to have from the mirror, or a cool gadget, or whatever.

Definitely a fleshlight under the steering column or dildo instead of the stickshift. Makes it multifunctional. Hope this helps, OP.

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020



Trip report:

Material quality seems reasonable: not poo poo, but not particuarly heavy. Has lots of stitched seams
Size: Ali 2XL = western XL

Print is good. Sharp and clear. My only niggle is that the print is supposed to be worn/faded and what they have done is print the fading, rather than have it worn (i.e. the areas where the logo is supposed to be worn away is a picture of it being worn away)

I'd say it was worth the $9.50 it cost.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

ante posted:

This $6 light is extremely solid feeling and extremely bright and I like it

Yup, that's the light I have, as well. It just didn't come with the bike mount, so I ordered that separately.

goatface posted:

That's rough. Was it well chained?

Lead out in cuffs posted:

Did you buy your bike lock from AliExpress too?

I used a reputable Abus chain lock.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

Yup, that's the light I have, as well. It just didn't come with the bike mount, so I ordered that separately.



I used a reputable Abus chain lock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1sk8hiw8e4&t=54s

e: did it really have a 5 mm chain? lol.

ee: Oh they say this themselves so:

quote:

Operation and use:
Good protection at low theft risk
Recommended for securing low-value bicycles

"Good protection at low theft risk" literally means "bad protection".

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Aug 20, 2020

Nowher
Nov 29, 2019

pack your bags

ante posted:

This $6 light is extremely solid feeling and extremely bright and I like it:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32787665340.html


There was only the single option back when I bought it, so hopefully the varied selection doesn't mean they hosed it up.

Oooh this looks good. I got the 'Brightest' model of the three available for my casual mountain biking so I'll report back.

Got the smallest pack with no accessories. Not sure I'd trust a cheapo 18650 charger from Ali.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


henpod posted:

I just got my first car, and naturally I want to put a ton of crap in there. What are some cool, fun and decorative things I can buy to ruin the interior? Something cool to have from the mirror, or a cool gadget, or whatever.
How about some tacky lighting?

LED Car Foot Light Ambient Lamp With USB Wireless Remote Music Control Multiple Modes Automotive Interior Decorative Lights
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000160750621.htm

which is relatively subdued compared to the disco treatment from the

Newest USB Starry Sky Lamp Car Atmosphere Light Decoration Star Ceiling Projection Lamp Laser USB Roof Interior Car Ambient Ligh [sic]
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000498046507.html

Car USB Music Sound Control Lamps RGB DJ 4W DC 5V Stage lighting effect Party KTV Colorful LED Atmosphere Magic Atmosphere lamp
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32992342937.html

There are plenty others out there, most extremely affordable!

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

henpod posted:

I just got my first car, and naturally I want to put a ton of crap in there. What are some cool, fun and decorative things I can buy to ruin the interior? Something cool to have from the mirror, or a cool gadget, or whatever.

I don't think Hirayuki is being ambitious enough. In addition, you will need the following subtle external lighting upgrades:


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33000992134.html

Let me assure you, mounting these flashing red and blue lights on your car is completely legal in your jurisdiction, wherever that is. Also I encourage you to watch the demonstration video if you want to see what it was like to be one of those Japanese kids who got a seizure from that Pokemon cartoon.


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000329578814.html

Ensure your next police chase gets the full Action News helicopter treatment with this "angel making GBS threads blood" setup.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Horace posted:

I don't think Hirayuki is being ambitious enough. In addition, you will need the following subtle external lighting upgrades:


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33000992134.html

Let me assure you, mounting these flashing red and blue lights on your car is completely legal in your jurisdiction, wherever that is. Also I encourage you to watch the demonstration video if you want to see what it was like to be one of those Japanese kids who got a seizure from that Pokemon cartoon.


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000329578814.html

Ensure your next police chase gets the full Action News helicopter treatment with this "angel making GBS threads blood" setup.

Cool but you know you can get illuminated car paint now right? One youtube engineer made it into a matrix that could be used as a display on surfaces too lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJDZA1Dev4o

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Horace posted:

"angel making GBS threads blood"

Solid band and/or username

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




3D Megadoodoo posted:

"Good protection at low theft risk" literally means "bad protection".

You missed these phenomenal selling points:

quote:

Its flexibility means the lock-chain combination is very convenient and offers many ways of locking bikes to stationary objects. A bike that is secured in this way cannot simply be picked up and carried away which is a big security advantage.

You can use these same words to describe a shoelace.

Snackula
Aug 1, 2013

hedgefund wizard
Yeah I've got some goofy Aliexpress track pants too and the look and fit are decent but there's just no stretch to them at all. They're quite warm though so I wear them around the house when it's cold.

edit: bike lock wise don't even gently caress around with chains, any chain light enough to comfortably carry on a bicycle is going to be weak as hell. You want a beefy U-lock like an Abus Granit or a Kryptonite. Also I like those cute little U locks you can tuck behind a belt if I'm just running into a store for 15 minutes but it can be a pain to find anything to actually lock those to.

Snackula fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Aug 20, 2020

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

RandomFerret posted:

You missed these phenomenal selling points:


You can use these same words to describe a shoelace.

Who has had shoelaces since 1955?

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

LifeSunDeath posted:

Cool but you know you can get illuminated car paint now right? One youtube engineer made it into a matrix that could be used as a display on surfaces too lol.

This changes everything. Only $162,000 to paint a whole car with it. Slightly more than I was going to spend on my MK4 Golf but it should boost the resale value into four figures so I'll get some of that back.

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
I use a lovely chain lock and don't leave my bike in any high risk area. I also live in a really high bike-theft city, and a good u-lock is barely more work to break than a chain for a dedicated bike thief. It's also way more work to put on than a chain so YOLO

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



3D Megadoodoo posted:

Who has had shoelaces since 1955?

Grownups?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Snowy posted:

Grownups?

Oh, the word manbabies use to describe manbabies.

e: Oh sweet the orders whose protection periods were about to end this week have had them extended without my input. Do the sellers do that or what?

Serotoning
Sep 14, 2010

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
HANG 'EM HIGH


We're fighting human animals and we act accordingly

ante posted:

I use a lovely chain lock and don't leave my bike in any high risk area. I also live in a really high bike-theft city, and a good u-lock is barely more work to break than a chain for a dedicated bike thief. It's also way more work to put on than a chain so YOLO

With bike security it's not about being hard to defeat, it's about being the hardest on the rack/block to defeat.

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter
This looked much different in the thumbnail on the homepage than it did when I clicked on it:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Don't derailleur the thread

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Two things. First,




These are no fuckin joke and a steal at $8.

Second!
I got this LEGO set and the bags are numbered but no instructions??




What does everyone do in this situation?

Betazoid
Aug 3, 2010

Hallo. Ik ben een leeuw.

MarcusSA posted:

I got this LEGO set and the bags are numbered but no instructions??




What does everyone do in this situation?

Find the PDF instructions online! My husband put together a big NASA Saturn V from online instructions using the numbered bags.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


LifeSunDeath posted:

Cool but you know you can get illuminated car paint now right? One youtube engineer made it into a matrix that could be used as a display on surfaces too lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJDZA1Dev4o

YESSSSSSSSS I need my Tron Car!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

LifeSunDeath posted:

Cool but you know you can get illuminated car paint now right? One youtube engineer made it into a matrix that could be used as a display on surfaces too lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJDZA1Dev4o

The Apollo Guidance Computer display (DSKY) used electroluminescence.



It’s interesting that LCDs and LEDs ate EL’s lunch for decades, and now it’s making a resurgence.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Aug 21, 2020

SEKCobra
Feb 28, 2011

Hi
:saddowns: Don't look at my site :saddowns:
Well I don't think that it has become any more useful, it uses a ton of power, is terrible to drive and outputs very little light. Afaik it's only advantage is the fact that you can get very even surfaces of light.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It also has a severely limited lifespan.

bar88537
Nov 8, 2004

MustardFacial posted:

This looked much different in the thumbnail on the homepage than it did when I clicked on it:



I bought one of those. They work well enough but it's kind of annoying to hook up to the chain without spilling anything. Also, nothing is really holding those gears in place so they pop out if you aren't careful with it.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
Cool. The howl’s moving castle paper craft book seems to be a reasonable price... below that is some resin stuff. Over to the right, some resin ear gauges... ha! Below that are condone for your ball jointed dolls. Cause nobody wants accidental pregnancy among their ball jointed doll populat—-wait. Those aren’t resin ear gauges above!

:nws: But those who are telecommuting are probably fine looking at the image on a non-work computer with no kids in the room.

https://ibb.co/dBrkFZw

Snackula
Aug 1, 2013

hedgefund wizard

bar88537 posted:

I bought one of those. They work well enough but it's kind of annoying to hook up to the chain without spilling anything. Also, nothing is really holding those gears in place so they pop out if you aren't careful with it.

The casing cracked and started leaking almost immediately on mine. I'd say pony up the extra $20 for the Park Tool version.

majestic sea cow
Dec 10, 2010
would you trust ali ceramic plates to eat off, microwave, put through dishwasher?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

majestic sea cow posted:

would you trust ali ceramic plates to eat off, microwave, put through dishwasher?

Eat off- at this point, what harm could it do?
Microwave- I wouldn't.
Dishwasher- yeah, but if it has any kind of pattern or design on it, expect you might pull out a plain white cup when it's finished.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
I'm not entirely sure about that, ceramics are a pretty mass-market product that's likely made by gigantic factories that churn out things on contract for all sorts of brands.
I'd expect it to be at least as good as the "budget" range of any reputable retailer (Kmart/target/Walmart/etc)

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
Why does this product exist

US $8.80 65%OFF | Beer Foam Maker iBeer Portable Beer Foamer 2 in 1 Easy To Disassemble 450mAh Special Purpose For Bottled Beer And Canned Beer
https://a.aliexpress.com/_dUggnbY


Edit: I appear to be able to apply for unlimited freebies in the android app

norp fucked around with this message at 11:21 on Aug 22, 2020

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

Let's be honest: if there's one country with a good reputation for making china plates, it's China.

Snackula
Aug 1, 2013

hedgefund wizard

norp posted:

I'm not entirely sure about that, ceramics are a pretty mass-market product that's likely made by gigantic factories that churn out things on contract for all sorts of brands.
I'd expect it to be at least as good as the "budget" range of any reputable retailer (Kmart/target/Walmart/etc)

If all you want is the cheapest possible flatware without eating off plastic picnic plates like a goon Ikea have an entire set (big plates, small plates, bowls x4) for $12. Apparently it's actually white glass and not ceramic but my poo poo has held up for 3 years and still looks brand new.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

norp posted:

Why does this product exist

US $8.80 65%OFF | Beer Foam Maker iBeer Portable Beer Foamer 2 in 1 Easy To Disassemble 450mAh Special Purpose For Bottled Beer And Canned Beer
https://a.aliexpress.com/_dUggnbY

The cynic in me assumes it's something like so that you can sell cheap, old & flat beer in your restaurant and have it look good.

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