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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

norp posted:

Why does this product exist

US $8.80 65%OFF | Beer Foam Maker iBeer Portable Beer Foamer 2 in 1 Easy To Disassemble 450mAh Special Purpose For Bottled Beer And Canned Beer
https://a.aliexpress.com/_dUggnbY
To give good head...

:dadjoke:

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

majestic sea cow posted:

would you trust ali ceramic plates to eat off, microwave, put through dishwasher?

all of that should be fine.

microwave: if they're not high-fire software, they'll get really hot in the microwave. (like, extra really hot, bc they're absorbing tiny amounts of water.) it'll be clear if you shouldn't do it. I had a couple bowls a few years ago that just couldn't go in.

dishwasher: if the glaze is super soft, it might dull the finish, but if it's that soft, so will using forks on it.

eatin': like other people said, if it's mass produced, that's kind of hard to gently caress up in a way that's dangerous. if it's orange or red, maybe be cautious if you're feeling unlucky, but even then it's probably not a problem. you're more likely to run into lead issues with handpainted stuff from Mexico or Europe (and even that is rare, these days).

Mojo Jojo
Sep 21, 2005

norp posted:

Why does this product exist

US $8.80 65%OFF | Beer Foam Maker iBeer Portable Beer Foamer 2 in 1 Easy To Disassemble 450mAh Special Purpose For Bottled Beer And Canned Beer
https://a.aliexpress.com/_dUggnbY


Edit: I appear to be able to apply for unlimited freebies in the android app

It's to give canned beer a draft-like head (but at the cost of the carbonation level). There were a few products unsuccessfully launched in the UK about five years ago to do it.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I already have a device that does that, it's my shaky, arthritic wrist. I can't even pour a can of coke into a glass without getting more foam than liquid

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

I just received some carnelian. Together with the lapis lazuli I got earlier, they are 2 of the 7 treasures.

Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good
I think there was an episode of shark tank where someone showed off the beer foamer thing as some revolutionary invention. I found it odd since they had already existed for a long time, I know at least in Japan they've been common forever, but they actually like the head there.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

I just received some carnelian.
Not saying tjis is a bad purchase or anything, but so you have full info this is common agate which has been treated via the traditional sugar method (soak in a sugar solution then heat or hit with sulfuric acid to dehydrate/caramelize/carbonize) to get its orange to black color. Under the outer skin these will just have bands of grey on grey.
That said this is a traditional treatment goes back to the Classical era at least, though theirs were likely soaked longer for deeper penetration.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

This was $1.60. Worth it.


Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
This is the way.

strangehamster
Sep 21, 2010

dance the night away


MarcusSA posted:

This was $1.60. Worth it.




I must buy it, but don’t see it :/

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

strangehamster posted:

I must buy it, but don’t see it :/

Ugh sucks! It was from a store that looks like this if it helps




Really wasn’t 100% what I was gonna get TBH

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
This is so dumb, I'm trying to order some of these fake legos but the orange Add To Cart! button is oranged out and is demanding "missing information" that I can't find a form for anywhere on the page. I somehow fluked into getting one item into my cart but that was it.

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord
I finally won a freebie but the seller never shipped it. :sigh:

Duckula
Aug 31, 2001

do not resuscitate

Bootlego trip report - no missing pieces.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Duckula posted:

Bootlego trip report - no missing pieces.



Those look loving awesome!

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Duckula posted:

Bootlego trip report - no missing pieces.



Do they come with little bonnet decals? Guess they wouldn't be hard to find somewhere else.

Duckula
Aug 31, 2001

do not resuscitate

Flannelette posted:

Do they come with little bonnet decals? Guess they wouldn't be hard to find somewhere else.

Sadly not, need to create them myself I think.

mystes
May 31, 2006

Duckula posted:

Bootlego trip report - no missing pieces.


Do you have a link to this? I think I might give it to my sister for her birthday to be silly.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Propaganda Machine posted:

This is so dumb, I'm trying to order some of these fake legos but the orange Add To Cart! button is oranged out and is demanding "missing information" that I can't find a form for anywhere on the page. I somehow fluked into getting one item into my cart but that was it.

Usually this just means there's a "colour" you haven't chosen, even if there's just one option.

Dunno if that's the case here but it's had me yelling at my VDU a couple of times.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Duckula posted:

Bootlego trip report - no missing pieces.



I bought a wee lego tensegrity thingy and it even came with some extra bits. Go me

El Fideo
Jun 10, 2016

I trusted a rhino and deserve all that came to me


Amphigory posted:

I bought a wee lego tensegrity thingy and it even came with some extra bits. Go me

Was it 6 of the flat 2-square pieces that have one socket on top? 'Cause that's what I had.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Haha, holy poo poo I think it was!

El Fideo
Jun 10, 2016

I trusted a rhino and deserve all that came to me


Weird. The instructions I found online didn't refer to them, and there was no place they looked like they could go.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


This came a LOT quicker and overtook some stuff I actually want:





Link is a mess:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/400...earchweb201603_


BONUS!

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Weird freebie in the mix today:



Following the link results in a "Failed" message. :iiam:

Meanwhile, the floodgates appear to be open, with even my earliest orders finally coming through. It may be time to put in another order. I should do an effort dump of my better purchases.

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

Humphreys posted:

This came a LOT quicker and overtook some stuff I actually want:





Link is a mess:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/400...earchweb201603_

What's the latency like on that? Is there any noticeable delay on keypresses to stuff happening on screen?
[edit] wait a minute, the description on ali seems to be that it's for converting HDMI to analogue so you can use a newer device on an older screen, but you seem to be going the other way with an analogue feed from the nintendo into a modern display? I'm confused now

Crazy Achmed fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Aug 24, 2020

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Crazy Achmed posted:

What's the latency like on that? Is there any noticeable delay on keypresses to stuff happening on screen?
[edit] wait a minute, the description on ali seems to be that it's for converting HDMI to analogue so you can use a newer device on an older screen, but you seem to be going the other way with an analogue feed from the nintendo into a modern display? I'm confused now

I didn't read about it, but peep the INPUT and OUTPUT labels in that picture

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Yeah I think that's the wrong link, those 2 things do the exact opposite

Hexigrammus
May 22, 2006

Cheech Wizard stories are clean, wholesome, reflective truths that go great with the marijuana munchies and a blow job.

Hirayuki posted:

Weird freebie in the mix today:



Following the link results in a "Failed" message. :iiam:

Meanwhile, the floodgates appear to be open, with even my earliest orders finally coming through. It may be time to put in another order. I should do an effort dump of my better purchases.

I'm bothered more by not knowing the plural of "speculum" than not having a clue what's going on with those toys.


I put a batch of orders in April/May with less than 50% delivery rate. Missed the deadline for disputing the last outstanding order so I'm out $1.95 for an undelivered lawn mower blade balancer. Need to check my credit card statement and see if the other disputed orders were actually refunded. Ali indicates they're still pending after several weeks. :shrug:


Queen bee grafting tools get some interesting translations. I can see "move worm" but where did "dragon" come from?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Work would suggest specula as "correct", but speculums appears to be in common usage and returns more results in the database.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Crazy Achmed posted:

wait a minute, the description on ali seems to be that it's for converting HDMI to analogue so you can use a newer device on an older screen, but you seem to be going the other way with an analogue feed from the nintendo into a modern display? I'm confused now

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Yeah I think that's the wrong link, those 2 things do the exact opposite

There's both kinds of converters on Ali:

Teabag Dome Scandal
Mar 19, 2002


MarcusSA posted:

Two things. First,




These are no fuckin joke and a steal at $8.

Second!
I got this LEGO set and the bags are numbered but no instructions??




What does everyone do in this situation?

One of the ways it seems like they're trying to avoid getting hit for counterfeiting is not including the instructions but I think the listing usually says what you have to do to get them.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

do those lego things "fit" with like normal lego or are they subtly different?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They should fit, the size of the blocks is meant to be the same. Manufacturing tolerances might be more of a concern if you buy the supercheapest.

Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham
We are doing an Aliexpress secret Santa go to the Christmas this year with a spend limit of around $30.

Got any suggestions for cool and/or funny gifts for around that price?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Rozzbot posted:

We are doing an Aliexpress secret Santa go to the Christmas this year with a spend limit of around $30.

Got any suggestions for cool and/or funny gifts for around that price?

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

Rozzbot posted:

We are doing an Aliexpress secret Santa go to the Christmas this year with a spend limit of around $30.

Got any suggestions for cool and/or funny gifts for around that price?


https://a.aliexpress.com/_dYnwF3m

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Had to open a dispute today because buyer protection was running out for a bag that I had ordered. Bummer I liked it. Was an army style first aid bag with Molle strips that I wanted to use to bring my Aeropress on trips. Guess I'll go shopping for bags again.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Lord Stimperor posted:

Was an army style first aid bag with Molle strips that I wanted to use to bring my Aeropress on trips

I mean this in the nicest possible way,

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Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham

Perfect, thank you!

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