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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

uber_stoat posted:

king poo poo. scoring an ambassadorship to Finland and then just spending all your time doing drugs and having crazy gay suomi sauna sex.

Did he ever meet Tom?

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Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


orly taitz

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010

Algund Eenboom posted:

https://twitter.com/petebuttigieg/status/1158814471923654657 He was very normally parading around afghanistan as a naval intelligence officer, safeguarding the many seas which surround the non-landlocked nation of afghanistan

I genuinely wonder the percentage of Canadians or Americans who could point out Afghanistan on a map with no help. Like it can't be more than 10%

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


lmao how dare you make me remember her while i lay down to sleep

e: double gently caress you reminding me she's a dentist with your loving username

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

orly taitz was a lawyer AND a dentist

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

sleep with the vicious posted:

I genuinely wonder the percentage of Canadians or Americans who could point out Afghanistan on a map with no help. Like it can't be more than 10%

one of the real political turning points I had growing up was taking a fairly easy geography test in high school. I got a perfect score so my teacher made me grade her other period’s tests and I learned real quick that everyone I knew had zero knowledge of other countries. a flood of suburban teenagers screaming for Bush to nuke Iraq which they’re pretty sure is in Asia somewhere, maybe north of India? or in north Africa, but they definitely deserve to be nuked.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

DMCrimson posted:

one of the real political turning points I had growing up was taking a fairly easy geography test in high school. I got a perfect score so my teacher made me grade her other period’s tests and I learned real quick that everyone I knew had zero knowledge of other countries. a flood of suburban teenagers screaming for Bush to nuke Iraq which they’re pretty sure is in Asia somewhere, maybe north of India? or in north Africa, but they definitely deserve to be nuked.

pfft the missiles know where to go why would i need to too

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1301371903873961984?s=19

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006


LMAO

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Imagine Trump just coming out of the Total Perspective Vortex with a poo poo-eating grin and two thumbs up.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


bartok
May 10, 2006



MSNBC firing legendary talk show host Phil Donahue because he was against the Iraq War.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Yes lol

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
never forget.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw76FKcEU3k

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
that time a bunch of anarchist communists stoke Leon Trotsky's ashes, baked them into cookies, then sent the cookies to the leaders of various trotskyist orgs worldwide

turned out to be a hoax but it as a fun few days while people believed it

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

donald trump correctly calling john mccain a loser

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

bartok posted:

MSNBC firing legendary talk show host Phil Donahue because he was against the Iraq War.

Didn't Donahue go on to become a fox news idiot or am I mixing him up with some other old white guy

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Milo and POTUS posted:

Didn't Donahue go on to become a fox news idiot or am I mixing him up with some other old white guy

He spoke out in support of Chelsea Manning so probably someone else.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

Didn't Donahue go on to become a fox news idiot or am I mixing him up with some other old white guy

I thought he was on MSNBC for a while after his talk show, rather than Fox

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I probably confused him with Dan Rather?

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Ya'll are thinking of Geraldo Rivera, who had a tabloid rear end talk show at around the same time as Phil Donahue's.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Declan MacManus posted:

donald trump correctly calling john mccain a loser

The flag at the white house jumping back and forth between fully raised and half-mast in the week after McCain died

rideANDxORdie
Jun 11, 2010

Declan MacManus posted:

donald trump correctly calling john mccain a loser

Most of his friends and family going on to vote for Turmp anyways

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

trump called ted cruz's wife ugly and went and phone banked for him anyway. also cruz's dad killing jfk. also his name isn't Ted or Theodore

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Eat This Glob posted:

trump called ted cruz's wife ugly and went and phone banked for him anyway. also cruz's dad killing jfk. also his name isn't Ted or Theodore

Ted is short for Tedinald.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

this, coincidentally, just popped up on my timeline. everyone hates Tedinald

https://twitter.com/drvox/status/1301618036885970944?s=20

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Eat This Glob posted:

trump called ted cruz's wife ugly and went and phone banked for him anyway. also cruz's dad killing jfk. also his name isn't Ted or Theodore

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

tinstaach posted:

The flag at the white house jumping back and forth between fully raised and half-mast in the week after McCain died

the post office hemming and hawing over whether or not to honor him

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Eat This Glob posted:

this, coincidentally, just popped up on my timeline. everyone hates Tedinald

https://twitter.com/drvox/status/1301618036885970944?s=20

lmao I can’t believe I forgot Lindsey Graham saying that you could murder Cruz on the senate floor and the senate would never convict you

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
ted cruz porn tweet

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
The frontrunner in the race to succeed Jeremy Corbyn has appointed a self-proclaimed Stalinist to organise her campaign for the leadership.

Rebecca Long Bailey, the shadow business secretary, has turned to Alex Halligan, who was instrumental in Mr Corbyn’s successful leadership campaign in 2015.

Two years ago Mr Halligan was pictured wearing a badge with the slogan ‘Good Night Trotskyite’ and a silhouette of a man attacking another with an ice pick – a reference to the assassination in 1940 of Russian revolutionary Leon Trotsky on the orders of Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Eat This Glob posted:

this, coincidentally, just popped up on my timeline. everyone hates Tedinald

https://twitter.com/drvox/status/1301618036885970944?s=20
A spokesperson for the Satanic Temple: “It grows tedious when pedophile priests and loathsome politicians are conveniently dismissed as Satanic, even as they spew Biblical verse and prostrate themselves before the cross, recruiting the Christian faithful. Satanists will have nothing to do with them.”

:laffo:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
you can type the word "oleaginous" into google image search and Ted is one of the first results.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Ted Cruzs college roommate was the guy who made the Chernobyl miniseries

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

MikeCrotch posted:

Ted Cruzs college roommate was the guy who made the Chernobyl miniseries

https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/1290431596290437120?s=19

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



Curtis LeMay nearly overthrowing JFK

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

cruz after reading this page:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbTcHpPDCu8

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Toph Bei Fong posted:

Curtis LeMay nearly overthrowing JFK

The guy who designed the Pentagon threw himself out of a hotel window because he was convinced the communists were coming to kill him.

edit: Or not him. I'm not sure who, but it was in the Oliver Stone Untold History of America about the culture of the military elite in power right after WW2 and how completely insane some of them were. The guy who killed himself was a major part of the pentagon project in some way.

pentyne has issued a correction as of 06:11 on Sep 4, 2020

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

pentyne posted:

The guy who designed the Pentagon threw himself out of a hotel window because he was convinced the communists were coming to kill him.

lol owned

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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

pentyne posted:

The guy who designed the Pentagon threw himself out of a hotel window because he was convinced the communists were coming to kill him.

edit: Or not him. I'm not sure who, but it was in the Oliver Stone Untold History of America about the culture of the military elite in power right after WW2 and how completely insane some of them were. The guy who killed himself was a major part of the pentagon project in some way.

James Forrestal. Last Secretary of the Navy, first Secretary of Defense.

He and the Dulles brothers poured millions into trying to get Tom Dewey elected, and when Truman won re-election instead, he got kicked out of the cabinet, and that sent him on the manic-depressive spiral that eventually ended in his suicide.

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