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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Noooooo

https://giphy.com/gifs/kyLM1Orb2503opw5ev

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




My hands, pulsating from a full day of wrangling 10- and 12-gauge, cry in relief.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007
Neat trick. Do they sell an untwistinator or do you just hope you never need to break the connection? Or keep an extra foot of wire in the box?

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Drills have a reverse

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


there wolf posted:

Finally a classy solution to the desire to piss in the sink.



I have definitely been to bars that had a metal trough as a sink right near the metal trough urinal and a friend definitely pissed in the wrong one.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Blindeye posted:

It's terrible but the execution was very good; I'm conflicted. Is there a term for something ugly but done with incredible craftsmanship?
Where's that pic of the impeccably cut and lined up tiled Nazi flag shower?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

My Lovely Horse posted:

Where's that pic of the impeccably cut and lined up tiled Nazi flag shower?

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007
[Wildly inappropriate gas chamber reference here]

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Nope, that flag is not sprayed with liquid feces and therefore historically inaccurate.

Hopefully the buyer had seen to that.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Have some ugly construction.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Slanderer posted:

If I instead posted a photo of a japanese workman, someone would say that his pants are dangerously baggy, and liable to get caught on something, causing potential accidents



Crappy Construction Tales: Builder-grade JNCOs

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

Crappy Construction Tales: Split Toes and JNCOs

ftfy

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Hadn't remembered the Finnish flag there.

Nor the leftwise swastika just about visible on the opposite wall which most assuredly will not be the traditional good luck symbol

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe
Assuming it works like a normal door, IMO the only crappy part of that is whatever's going on along the bottom edge.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

Assuming it works like a normal door, IMO the only crappy part of that is whatever's going on along the bottom edge.

The drip edge is good, helps keep water out. The trip hazard threshold isn't great.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Not a good home to return drunk to.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

https://i.imgur.com/hUkKcUu.mp4

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

*AHEM*

current

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

StormDrain posted:

The drip edge is good, helps keep water out. The trip hazard threshold isn't great.

what loving water needs that giant bumper to be kept out of a door that far off the ground

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

My Lovely Horse posted:

*AHEM*

current

flux

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



The Bloop posted:

what loving water needs that giant bumper to be kept out of a door that far off the ground

It's more that the wide footprint kicks water away from the door face at the bottom gap. Not uncommon when the elevation lacks a good gable overhang to provide a rain-shadow

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Sep 3, 2020

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
time once again to call the plumbtrician

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Reminds me of that three stooges short.
"no wonder the plumbing don't work, the pipes are all plugged up with wires".

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

My Lovely Horse posted:

*AHEM*

current

Drop some ink into it and it becomes illegal in the US.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015


I'm the booblight over the sink

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter
A kitchen designed by someone who's never cooked, using only found and clearance materials.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
I'm the power outlet right above the stovetop

uncloudy day
Aug 4, 2010

Youth Decay posted:


I'm the booblight over the sink

What the gently caress is this?? Improvisational kitchen building?

:unsmith:

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
Love the off-kilter dishwasher that's going to scrape the door on the wall every time it gets opened.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Looks more like :frogbon: to me

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


StormDrain posted:

A kitchen designed by someone who's never cooked, using only found and clearance materials.

I was going to say that it was the most un-kitchen-like kitchen I've ever seen. It looks more like the sideboard in a dining room.


uncloudy day posted:

What the gently caress is this?? Improvisational kitchen building?

:unsmith:


Oh, wow. I didn't even catch that they put the false drawer on the bottom.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

It looks like a lovely wet bar, until you see the range.

Ruflux
Jun 16, 2012

Youth Decay posted:


I'm the booblight over the sink

I'm the fridge

Sloppy
Apr 25, 2003

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere.

Youth Decay posted:


I'm the booblight over the sink


Thanks, time for some pills. Jesus christ.

Edit: Are those drawers mounted sideways, or are the handles just wrong

Sloppy fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Sep 4, 2020

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



GotLag posted:

I'm the power outlet right above the stovetop

I think that's the disposal switch. Near the sink is not usual for those.

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord

Youth Decay posted:


I'm the booblight over the sink

I'm the bit of counter that hangs out over the cupboard on the left.

Literally everything about this house seems off and I hate it. https://www.estately.com/listings/info/7925-clovertree-court--1

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




StormDrain posted:

A kitchen designed by someone who's never cooked, using only found and clearance materials.

Someone presumably did this as a DIY kitchen renovation and at the end of the day considered it a job well done. I'd be real cautious about what hacked together surprises you might find in the plumbing and electrical.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Bees on Wheat posted:

I'm the bit of counter that hangs out over the cupboard on the left.

Literally everything about this house seems off and I hate it. https://www.estately.com/listings/info/7925-clovertree-court--1

Oh wow, that house is only 36 years old. 1984. I wonder what the old kitchen looked like that the full tear down and replacement with clearance sale items seemed like a good idea.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Sloppy posted:

Are those drawers mounted sideways, or are the handles just wrong

If it were anywhere else, I'd think they were meant to be like that.

Vertical drawers are a thing:




It's just impossible to tell in this particular case.

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