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mystes
May 31, 2006

cumshitter posted:

the magal boaters descended upon lake travis but a kamikaze, or divine wind, sunk their fleet before it could land
Lmao

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Bullfrog posted:

surprised nobody brought this back for this perfect application


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eblTCCZbyno

so is the book

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


So many sailors to remember

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



torpo

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
Pisseidon

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Beautiful boaters assassinated by the anti-fascists, who are the bad guys

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
I like boats that didn't sink

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

lmfao look at the september sinkings section

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Travis#September_2020_multiple_sinkings

quote:


On Saturday, September 5, 2020, a boat parade took place in support of Donald Trump. The Travis County Sheriff's office reported that they received multiple calls involving boats in distress, and that several boats did sink.[9]

Left wing terrorist organisation Antifa (An-TEE-fuh) subsequently claimed responsibility for the sinkings.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Thoatse posted:

Pisseidon

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

Hatebag posted:

So many sailors to remember

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
rutmop

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Hatebag posted:

So many sailors to remember

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Homeless Friend posted:

i cant believe we missed out on trump not lowering the flags for mccain, i love this man

I somehow remember reading after McCain died that he was pissed about lowering the flags that day and then relented and had them grudgingly lowered.

mystes
May 31, 2006

Alright which of you did this?

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Homeless Friend posted:

I like boats that didn't sink

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

anyone say commiekaze yet

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



So he's fuckin around in an astronaut suit inside of a submarine in maybe 10 ft of water? Seems like overkill, imho

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

euphronius posted:

i in already made an ulmo joke

tickle me ulmo

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
presidential texas lake boater, 1965

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Hatebag posted:

So he's fuckin around in an astronaut suit inside of a submarine in maybe 10 ft of water? Seems like overkill, imho

g.i. joe knew covid was coming. America made the virus.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Hatebag posted:

So he's fuckin around in an astronaut suit inside of a submarine in maybe 10 ft of water? Seems like overkill, imho

I've got a lot of questions about this toy commercial

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
extremely maga voice: you sunk my battleship!

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Hatebag posted:

So he's fuckin around in an astronaut suit inside of a submarine in maybe 10 ft of water? Seems like overkill, imho

u say that , but

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/atomly/status/1302408101644050432

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

euphronius posted:

i in already made an ulmo joke

this is your ulmo matter

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
the lake of blood

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene



the great wake off kagamaga

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Zeriel posted:

g.i. joe knew covid was coming. America made the virus.

Yeah I've got a plane trip I've gotta take cummin up and it's kind of fuckin me up. Thinking about how covid, much like benghazi, ain't goin away and possibly gives everyone goo-heart, it seems like eventually everyone is going to have to wear scba/hazmat suits all the time or some dumb horseshit and also there will be waves of heart attack deaths coming in the next few years. Lol!🤯

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos

Jonny 290 posted:

inland boat ownership is the trumpiest thing so it tracks perfectly. you want to buy this dogshit boat because you think you're gonna do backflips on skis or catch 30 pound largemouths, you end up just going out every other weekend to avoid your family that hates you, getting drunk as gently caress on macrobrew and splashing pontoons with wake and trying to sink jetskiiers because you're angry

I don't see a problem with this

except give right of way to sailboats, thanks

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Zeriel posted:

g.i. joe knew covid was coming. America made the virus.

GI Joe is also the genesis of Q... It's basically the answer to everything


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DJ6YvXyixw

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Gastro intestinal joe

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

das trnpo

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos

Roth clearly has never been on a federally-administered inland body of water that traverses 3 counties and 4 cities. More cops on boats than street patrols.

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Joementum posted:

presidential texas lake boater, 1965



Johnson's Revenge

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Gi joes shot a lot of guys with lasers but they never really show the aftermath of what lasers do to the human body. Irresponsible!

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

is this Laura Loomer's voice?

good lord

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Morbus
May 18, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ5t7WBBzUM

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