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christmas boots posted:Rice rice baby is a pun on Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice Baby which uses the bassline from Queen's Under Pressure (hence the pressure cooker) Actually Vanilla Ice bought it, so it is now Vanilla Ice's Under Pressure.
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Hihohe posted:I like neither coffee or tea and i am a lonely person I am with you, you need not be lonely anymore, on this issue at least.
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Doc Hawkins posted:buy the algorithm an account Honestly that would be fun.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Stop. Creating. Skynets. Proposal: creating a sentient AI that controls the nuclear arsenal of the US in order to respond to threats as they happen Reality: Interest in global affairs wanes the second its imitation cybernetic dopamine sensors flare up the first time it sees its been quoted Trevor Hale has a new favorite as of 02:09 on Sep 6, 2020 |
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it's too well-read to be normal, it spends all its time on a computer, it is a goon, accept it
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Doc Hawkins posted:it's too well-read to be normal, it spends all its time on a computer, it is a goon, accept it We’re all gonna get loving nuked because it doesn’t get why Donald Pentium is so funny
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Trevor Hale posted:Proposal: creating a sentient AI that controls the nuclear arsenal of the US in order to respond to threats as they happen But if it gets quoted often enough, maybe it will be well-respected enough that all the political leaders will just decide "hey, this forums poster is really trustworthy, let's just hand the reins over to them." Just like Ender's Game.
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Movolo posted:I was banned from it for being to cool so I decided to join this place. I hope you love me.
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Trevor Hale posted:Proposal: creating a sentient AI that controls the nuclear arsenal of the US in order to respond to threats as they happen It learns it gets lots of quotes if it makes statements like “I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!”
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smacky48 posted:I started to visit stickam very frequently. I became a stickam whore. All the attention I could get, I mean people were here to watch me! What could be better? I meant a couple of cute stickam users and I excahnged phone numbers with some. I don't know if that was a good or bad idea.
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Karia posted:But if it gets quoted often enough, maybe it will be well-respected enough that all the political leaders will just decide "hey, this forums poster is really trustworthy, let's just hand the reins over to them." Just like Ender's Game. I'm just reminded of a story from Stellaris, where early on the player found an ancient broken warship, repaired it, and got the warship and its control AI on their side. The control AI was represented as an admiral in their civilization's space navy, and the democracy they were living under allowed any leader character (Planetary governor, scientist, or admiral) to be elected President. President Warship.
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90% of the posters on these forums can't pass the Turing test already so we're not really setting the bar too high for AI goons.
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Dareon posted:I'm just reminded of a story from Stellaris, where early on the player found an ancient broken warship, repaired it, and got the warship and its control AI on their side. The control AI was represented as an admiral in their civilization's space navy, and the democracy they were living under allowed any leader character (Planetary governor, scientist, or admiral) to be elected President. Actual Galactica Actual
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Trevor Hale posted:Proposal: creating a sentient AI that controls the nuclear arsenal of the US in order to respond to threats as they happen Reality: The NSA uses infallible machine learning on cellphone metadata to determine which unfortunate Pakistani gets their wedding crashed by a Hellfire missile.
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Zetsubou-san posted:Me sowing: get stickbugged lol
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Jiru posted:Do you have stairs in your house? Solved that problem
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Riatsala posted:I love you Stellaris but my unstoppable rogue AI - led empire of killer robots should not experience "war fatigue" at all, much less while we're curbstomping a defenseless organic civilization in a hilariously one-sided conflict. Giving up on an immensely profitable galactic war faster than America gave up on Vietnam is just embarrassing. Gnome de plume posted:Could be metal fatigue
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Technically that is an infusion, or tisane. I feel like such an idiot. I didn’t realize that was what potstickers were. Purchased.
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Sunswipe posted:I wish I was gay, they have so much power. They cause corona virus, earthquakes, hurricanes... they're like the Planeteers but with better dress sense.
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I was talking to my sister-in-law's boyfriend last week, he's gotten into the new Flight Simulator, and was talking about how wild it is that like specific houses he's lived in are so well rendered. I said something like "all I know about that game is... do you know what groverhaus is?" "... is that the load-bearing drywall house?"
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Baron von Eevl posted:I was talking to my sister-in-law's boyfriend last week, he's gotten into the new Flight Simulator, and was talking about how wild it is that like specific houses he's lived in are so well rendered. I said something like "all I know about that game is... do you know what groverhaus is?" You've outed a goon, one of you must now commit seppuku, the other may act as kaishakunin.
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I always wondered how I'd feel if I ever ran into another goon in the wild, I imagine it's something like shamefully going on a liquor run at 10AM on a Tuesday and running into somebody you know, there for the same reason.
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Alla yall (Hong Kong style milk tea with coffee is delicious but I'm under no pretenses that it's anything other than a hot flavoured condensed milk beverage)
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I saw a goon doing weird stuff in a college class and mentioned in a thread that the girl goon on front of me in class was freaking me out and she immediately barged into the thread like "YUP THAT'S ME SORRY BRO". That made for an awkward semester and our social circles still overlap and we frequently run into each other.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I saw a goon doing weird stuff in a college class and mentioned in a thread that the girl goon on front of me in class was freaking me out and she immediately barged into the thread like "YUP THAT'S ME SORRY BRO". In undergrad I discovered I had at least one mutual real-life acquaintance with Two Worlds. Whatever happened to that dude?
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Years back I had a guy in a gamestop mention the griefing thread in games (or was it YCS?) and I said I read it sometimes. Honest to god, he was like " do...do you have stairs in your house?"I also found out a friend posted here when I saw they made the same joke about a TV show in tviv and on their livejournal anyway: Some quotes from the FYAD Goon Zipline of Death thread Meursault Horny posted:That poo poo looks Treepunk as hell Giovanni Qobras posted:Look at the man on your left. Now look at the man on your right. By the end of Summer Adventure Camp, they will be dead 207-563-5532 posted:for only $20 a day we will throw your child off a mountain, killing them Mobutu posted:picture being on a motorcycle on the freeway, only it's not a motorcycle. it's a strap and handle. also you're not you. you're 8. also we have bottled water and orange wedges WET BUTT posted:Dear Mother, a kitten has a new favorite as of 05:01 on Jun 11, 2021 |
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a kitten posted:Years back I had a guy in a gamestop mention the griefing thread in games (or was it YCS?) Wow I haven't thought about that thread in years, but there were some truly amazing stories. Does anybody happen to have any of those saved? They'd be great for this thread. I don't suppose there is a griefing thread anymore? Goon culture has changed a lot.
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Captain Hygiene posted:I always wondered how I'd feel if I ever ran into another goon in the wild, I imagine it's something like shamefully going on a liquor run at 10AM on a Tuesday and running into somebody you know, there for the same reason. One time I was in a pub with a group of friends and we were talking about a weirdo we knew from online, and a complete stranger at the next table suddenly leaned over and said "Hey, are you talking about <weirdo's name>? I work with him! He's just as weird in real life!"
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Tiggum posted:One time I was in a pub with a group of friends and we were talking about a weirdo we knew from online, and a complete stranger at the next table suddenly leaned over and said "Hey, are you talking about <weirdo's name>? I work with him! He's just as weird in real life!" But doctor, I am Pagliacci.
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D-Pad posted:I don't suppose there is a griefing thread anymore? Goon culture has changed a lot. I wonder if has (in this context). There were definitely some people being unrepentant assholes in the thread (and being called out for it) but a lot of the griefing was overthrowing previous tinpot dictators in-game or just harmless fun to anyone who wasn't super serious about their space station sabotage video game. Or maybe my own memory is hazy, it is a long time ago that I read any of it.
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D-Pad posted:Wow I haven't thought about that thread in years, but there were some truly amazing stories. Does anybody happen to have any of those saved? They'd be great for this thread. I had this griefing thread bookmarked but I don't have any others. Hope this scratches the itch!
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Captain Hygiene posted:I always wondered how I'd feel if I ever ran into another goon in the wild, I imagine it's something like shamefully going on a liquor run at 10AM on a Tuesday and running into somebody you know, there for the same reason. About three years after graduating high school, my fiance and I
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Griefor posted:I wonder if has (in this context). There were definitely some people being unrepentant assholes in the thread (and being called out for it) but a lot of the griefing was overthrowing previous tinpot dictators in-game or just harmless fun to anyone who wasn't super serious about their space station sabotage video game. Or maybe my own memory is hazy, it is a long time ago that I read any of it. The griefing thread was good but from memory there was one specific rear end in a top hat who wouldn't or couldn't understand that "following some little kid around and screeching insults over voice chat isn't entertaining or worth posting fifty times a week".
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The griefing thread was good and didn't show any signs of stopping, but was going through one of the occasional cycles where an unfunny moron confuses slurs on voice chat with comedy. A mod showed up, decided it was time for a refresh, goldmined it and started a new one, which died on its rear end thanks to having none of the old one's history or inertia.
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Coffee is superior, but only because of irish creme. My first wild goon sighting was at a bar. Was reading forums while drinking, the 2 dudes next to me identified themselves as a redditor and a chiver(how the gently caress someone still identified as a chiver in 2018 I'll never know) and asked what I was reading, and outed the bartender as a goon when I admitted it was SA. This is a communist themed bar, as a side note, which makes it all better
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