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Now that Bowsette is officially over, where will you be sending your horny energy?
This poll is closed.
Melinda Rust (née Megamelons) 13 5.86%
Twitch streamers 9 4.05%
VTube animes 27 12.16%
Any of the other –ette monstrosities 10 4.50%
[Lie] I don’t get horny. 54 24.32%
Other (Bowsette) 93 41.89%
Now that I'm an IK, I can make my own option 13 5.86%
David Crossup 1 0.45%
Bob PSPGodenkirk 2 0.90%
Total: 222 votes
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Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"

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hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
If only Microsoft went fully third party and designed consoles for Sony. Sony’s been bad at hardware since the PS3 Slim and the Vita

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



hatty posted:

If only Microsoft went fully third party and designed consoles for Sony. Sony’s been bad at hardware since the PS3 Slim and the Vita

Great, now Cerny's crying. We just got him to shut up about Knack.

Unreal_One
Aug 18, 2010

Now you know how I don't like to use the sit-down gun, but this morning we just don't have time for mucking about.

stev posted:

Great, now Cerny's crying. We just got him to shut up about Knack.

Now I want another "Mark Cerny very kindly explains why he's a loving genius" video

e: jesus christ March was several years ago

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

The Dark Souls of Posters
Nov 4, 2011

Just Post, Kupo
I feel like no one is taking op's question seriously.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

sharrrk posted:

whats the best looking console



(Did imgur just break for everybody?)

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Awesome Animals posted:

I feel like no one is taking op's question seriously.

The GameCube is unironically my favourite console design ever

Unreal_One
Aug 18, 2010

Now you know how I don't like to use the sit-down gun, but this morning we just don't have time for mucking about.

Someone already posted the correct answer, the GameCube, though?

^^ eyyyy

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

Convex posted:

The GameCube is unironically my favourite console design ever

:same:

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

the best console design is the vita tv

The Dark Souls of Posters
Nov 4, 2011

Just Post, Kupo

Convex posted:

The GameCube is unironically my favourite console design ever

Your followup suggestions wipes your other suggestions out, so you're stuck with the virtual boy, sorry.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

second best is ps2 tiny edition

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


My PS4 Pros heating woes got so bad its HDMI slot stopped supporting 4K all of a sudden.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
It's the gamecube

bold color

pleasing proportions; it is a cube

the extraneous yet playful handle that suggests that you might take it somewhere on a little adventure

the teeny discs!

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Stux posted:

second best is ps2 tiny edition

:hmmyes:

I am still sad the GameCube never got an Outrun 2 port. At least there is always F-Zero GX though :unsmith:

The Dark Souls of Posters
Nov 4, 2011

Just Post, Kupo
Is that the PS2 slim? Because that is a very nice looking console

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Monkey Fracas posted:

It's the gamecube

bold color

pleasing proportions; it is a cube

the extraneous yet playful handle that suggests that you might take it somewhere on a little adventure

the teeny discs!

I definitely took my Gamecube to play around a friend's house just as an excuse to use the handle.

I had to carry the cables and controllers in a bag but I bet I looked pretty cool anyway.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006





lets hear it for the sweet peas we love to see

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

i still really like the psone. the little baby playstation

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

the Profane Obelisk

terrifying to those of lesser mental fortitude

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very



A proper Obelisk needs a Genesis 1 paired with the Sega CD.

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012


i really like how menacing this looks lol

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

sharrrk posted:

i really like how menacing this looks lol

It's very brutalist. The US SNES looks like it could have been chiseled from a slab of concrete

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
but I agree all consoles should look like weird art pieces or old Japanese electronics

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

haveblue posted:



(Did imgur just break for everybody?)

I wanna play that Xbox with a ps3 boomerang controller

Back Alley Borks
Oct 22, 2017

Awoo.


Oh man all these old electronics, yessssssss

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Infinitum posted:

Nintendo just stealth dropping announcements

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifm8tpcO4vw

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yes

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.


Really dig the aesthetics of the original PSX

That flip top just feels right

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

Awesome Animals posted:

I feel like no one is taking op's question seriously.

I was serious, though I think the Spice Orange Gamecube is maybe more appealing than the Loopy.


Outside of console hardware, the SGI family is some of the coolest computer design ever.


The Tezro most of all.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Gonna be disappointed when the new hyrule warriors character list doesn't live up to my unreasonably long wishlist of player characters

Unreal_One
Aug 18, 2010

Now you know how I don't like to use the sit-down gun, but this morning we just don't have time for mucking about.

I have a cube PC case that I want to dress up as a tiny SGI Onyx, but I won't because Doing Things is for other people.

victrix
Oct 30, 2007


"Link, Zelda, Ganon, Impa"

I'm an easy mark

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

mango sentinel posted:


The Tezro most of all.


Now this is something you take cover behind in a shooter during a level that takes place in a space warehouse.

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

i'm hoping for byleth and edelgard, personally

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


mango sentinel posted:

I was serious, though I think the Spice Orange Gamecube is maybe more appealing than the Loopy.


Outside of console hardware, the SGI family is some of the coolest computer design ever.


The Tezro most of all.


Nothing compares to the Cray Research XMP, the supercomputer that is also your sitting room kiosk.



Look at this absolute unit.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Phantasium posted:

i still really like the psone. the little baby playstation

This is my answer. Barely any right angles, slim form factor, and a top-notch library

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Relax Or DIE posted:

i like the way the ps2 looks

It's so, so much nicer looking than the grill or the slanty shanty.

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Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Video game consoles aren’t art

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