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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

mind the walrus posted:

Can a Tennis person explain why it's a big deal? Like it's very very clearly an accident.

It's not really a tennis thing. He lashed out in anger and ended up hurting someone.

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

xtal posted:

Not to victim blame but isn't that a kind of stupid place to stand?

:confused: By a tennis court?

Voting Floater
May 19, 2019

xtal posted:

Not to victim blame but isn't that a kind of stupid place to stand?

It wasn't during active play, he was throwing a little tantrum after dropping a game and whacked the ball around recklessly.

vlad3217
Jul 26, 2005

beer and cheese?!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!

xtal posted:

Not to victim blame but isn't that a kind of stupid place to stand?

She was a line judge, so she was in place the whole match there

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006

xtal posted:

Not to victim blame but isn't that a kind of stupid place to stand?

She was really asking for it with that outfit, too.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

The Maestro posted:

She was really asking for it with that outfit, too.

She's no angel as well

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



I heard she had caffeine in her system. smdh

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Voting Floater posted:

It wasn't during active play, he was throwing a little tantrum after dropping a game and whacked the ball around recklessly.
I saw the video. It really didn't look violent. It looked like an unlucky hit where "what" he hit (her throat) was way more fragile/sensitive than if the same hit happened to get her leg or shoulder. He shouldn't have been hitting in that direction, to be sure, and definitely suffered a penalty, but the zero tolerance "little tantrum" and "recklessly" stuff sounds like fart-smelling pretension after watching video of McEnroe.

Tax (not mine, classics):



Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.
Regarding the rule, it is in place as such so the players if hurt someone when they have a temper tantrum it doesn’t matter that it was accidental, their recklessness gets punished. Back in 2017 Denis Shapovalov hit a ball in anger and it drilled the chair ump in the eye, which needed surgery. Hitting the ball, throwing a racket, etc. shouldn’t be happening. I’d expect someone to be ejected if a player got angry and threw a baseball into the stands.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC6gSMETyqA

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006
Lmfao at all the memes at least

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Lady can't even enjoy the memes since it'd be tough to laugh with a throat injury.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Maestro posted:

She was really asking for it with that outfit, too.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

What's the point without Homer's laughter?

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


fishing with the fam posted:

What's the point without Homer's laughter?

yeah, totally should've included homer's reaction

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters


extremely combinatory

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Kitfox88 posted:

I lack the source files and photoshop skills to do this but

quote:

Mendoza: Take this swank, but beware, it is ten times more addicted than marijuana!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Mendoza: But it comes with a free salmon puff!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Mendoza: The salmon puff is booby trapped.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Mendoza: But we get to have a toast!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Mendoza: The toast is to human misery.
Homer: [stares]
Mendoza: That's bad.
McBain: MENDOZZZAAAAA

I like it!

quote:

Chalmers, breaking out of ice sculpture: "Well Mendoza, I made it, despite your directions."

Skinner as Mendoza: "*gasp* Superintendent McBain! I was just having a toast to human misery! Care to join me?

*everyone gets shot*

Skindoza: "Here have a salmon puff."

McChalmers: "I thought we were having steamed clams?"

Skindoza: "Ohohoh no...excuse me for one second." (he doesn't come back)

Jay Sherman: "How do you sleep at night?"

McChalmers: "Localised ENTIRELY within your kitchen" *eats the salmon puff, collapses*

Jay Sherman: "It stinks! It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!"

TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Sep 9, 2020

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:golfclap:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


Lol

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

You know when you see something and you just think "man, I wish I'd thought of that" ?
This right here, I wish I'd thought of that.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Kuros posted:

Regarding the rule, it is in place as such so the players if hurt someone when they have a temper tantrum it doesn’t matter that it was accidental, their recklessness gets punished. Back in 2017 Denis Shapovalov hit a ball in anger and it drilled the chair ump in the eye, which needed surgery. Hitting the ball, throwing a racket, etc. shouldn’t be happening. I’d expect someone to be ejected if a player got angry and threw a baseball into the stands.

While in Australian Rules Football it's considered only mildly amusing for a player to climb into the stands and start fighting the crowd. (but then again, that was Collingwood)

p_e_z_z
Feb 27, 2020

Lizard Combatant posted:

You know when you see something and you just think "man, I wish I'd thought of that" ?
This right here, I wish I'd thought of that.

I'll let you in on a little secret.

The right idea is any idea.

The right meme is anything.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

p_e_z_z posted:

The right meme is anything.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

I combined some things and look what happened

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

Bobstar posted:

I combined some things and look what happened



pitch a fitness
Mar 19, 2010

p_e_z_z posted:

The right idea is any idea.

The right meme is anything.

p_e_z_z
Feb 27, 2020


Laopooh
Jul 15, 2000

Lmao! Sorry to break up the streak, but this page is gold :keke:

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Zazi posted:

hahah, nah. The last couple of pages have actually been gold. A lot of synthesising fresh material into new jokes. The exact opposite of my initial complaint. It'll die out before too long

130 pages later:


xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

The spray paint reveal would be a great template IMO. Basically the same as the die(t) billboard.

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013

:vince:

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


https://twitter.com/iresimpsonsfans/status/1303704505490583552



There's some scene where everyone is laughing at something subtle and Homer is laughing along and the shot ends with Homer repeating one word with a goofy wall-eyed gaze, revealing that he's laughing at the funny word and not at the joke because he doens't actually get it but that's ok because he's having fun too but I can't remember what scene it is for the life of me.

Anyways imagine that I posted a gif of that scene with "ahahaha 'Tans'" as the text.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

CommonShore posted:

https://twitter.com/iresimpsonsfans/status/1303704505490583552



There's some scene where everyone is laughing at something subtle and Homer is laughing along and the shot ends with Homer repeating one word with a goofy wall-eyed gaze, revealing that he's laughing at the funny word and not at the joke because he doens't actually get it but that's ok because he's having fun too but I can't remember what scene it is for the life of me.

Anyways imagine that I posted a gif of that scene with "ahahaha 'Tans'" as the text.



Heh heh heh... mule.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


popewiles posted:



Heh heh heh... mule.

thanks!

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Me deciding on my government approved group of 6:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnSccAokV3c

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