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The CAD mock threads I remember fondly. The hardest I’ve ever laughed I think in my life was from one of those threads. I forget the poster and I think the image is lost to waffleimages but someone posted a long comic that you had to scroll down to get to the end and it wasn’t particularly notable, but the very bottom of the CAD comic the poster had added in Barney Rubble flickering spastically and I almost died.
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The demon rush thread was great. The crimson haze thread was amazing too. Some random guy bought an SA account to try to crowdsource an entire mmo from volunteer goon labor.
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# ? Sep 10, 2020 03:01 |
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The whole goon love saga was amazing. Several sexual assaults and one murder before it got shut down. It also established the precedents that both dying and murder are bannable offenses. It wasn't one thread but it was very "velvet underground" where it spawned a thousand threads.
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# ? Sep 10, 2020 03:08 |
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Deki posted:The demon rush thread was great. The guy is still making games twelve years later, he's moved from 2d to 3d but they're still in that really amateurish style and still fixated on taking place in Canada. Somehow he got onto Playstation's marketplace and a ton of youtubers have mocked his games so he's kind of (in)famous now in the same way that people like Mdickie are. http://www.dragoon.ca/games.html
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Sleeveless posted:The guy is still making games twelve years later, he's moved from 2d to 3d but they're still in that really amateurish style and still fixated on taking place in Canada. Somehow he got onto Playstation's marketplace and a ton of youtubers have mocked his games so he's kind of (in)famous now in the same way that people like Mdickie are. On the plus side, dude seemed to have found work in Korea because his Dragoon is a dead-ringer for Tongtong from Pororo in his dragon form. Distinct from his normal form, which is a dragon wearing clothing if you are behind the times on the highest quality children's entertainment.
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# ? Sep 10, 2020 03:27 |
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the threads in gbs where they were telling obvious lies about their lives but they were good story tellers. also the thread where the guy told the story about the ant colony and his girl friend stealing them
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snergle posted:the threads in gbs where they were telling obvious lies about their lives but they were good story tellers. Angry Bee Dance and Joey Vapes were basically doing that around the same time and both of them ended up completely losing the thread of it after a little while, as is the way of forums superstars. Joey Vape’s “Post your moments of WHAT THE CHRIST” thread was fun for a while though.
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# ? Sep 10, 2020 03:44 |
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Guildenstern Mother posted:There was an amazing thread back during the second bush administration that was goons posting libertarian fictions. I think it was in response to some weird Glen Beck liberatopia idea. Also the Ultimate Necromancer. I'll be playing games and every now and again the phrase "your robe look like a dishrag goddamn" pops into my head. Still haven't found it. I think it was in whatever forum impzone used to be. I think I still have a PDF of a bunch of goon-written seasteading fiction, like Tales From Sealand or something. It had some pretty funny stuff in it
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QuarkJets posted:I think I still have a PDF of a bunch of goon-written seasteading fiction, like Tales From Sealand or something. It had some pretty funny stuff in it On Golden Seas, I think it was called. E:foundthe ebook! https://www.scribd.com/document/146160537/In-Golden-Waters-Tales-From-the-Seastead Ugly In The Morning fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Sep 10, 2020 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:I shared that thread with my circle and they weren't nearly as tickled by it as I was. It helped that it was out of NOWHERE in its original context but also your friends are lame because that story is so loving good
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QuarkJets posted:I think I still have a PDF of a bunch of goon-written seasteading fiction, like Tales From Sealand or something. It had some pretty funny stuff in it You wouldn't want to maybe share that up on drive would you? The ebook link needs a scribd account
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I'm disgusting and have bad hygeine habits. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2919822&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Velisarius fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Sep 28, 2020 |
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Guildenstern Mother posted:There was an amazing thread back during the second bush administration that was goons posting libertarian fictions. I think it was in response to some weird Glen Beck liberatopia idea. Also the Ultimate Necromancer. I'll be playing games and every now and again the phrase "your robe look like a dishrag goddamn" pops into my head. Still haven't found it. I think it was in whatever forum impzone used to be. This reminds me of the "Patriot Fiction" let's reads in TFR. I think one took place in the post apocalyptic wasteland of Obama's america. Kind of like an even more racist and masturbatory Tom Clancy.
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Not Skynet posted:This reminds me of the "Patriot Fiction" let's reads in TFR. I think one took place in the post apocalyptic wasteland of Obama's america. Kind of like an even more racist and masturbatory Tom Clancy. This also reminds me of this one GBS thread where the OP found a whole bunch of pages from some guy's unfinished bootleg Tom Clancy war novel in a garage sale, talking about how the protagonist had a dick as thick as a hand grenade(or a pineapple, either or) while rawdogging some spy lady and how the enemy Russian he was engaging shortly after had thick swollen beet-like fingers.
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It's not a thread but every so often I think about one goon giving an in-depth explanation on how Peggy Hill was dominating the meta of a mobile game.
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# ? Sep 10, 2020 16:47 |
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-That thread about the goon who ate his dead roommate's beef -Cumming on pigeons
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# ? Sep 10, 2020 20:56 |
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I recall a thread where a goon let us know that he managed to get another man hosed in the rear end. Yes. He was talking to his female coworker, who said that she and her husband liked to use a strap on (I guess they had quite the casual work relationship). The goon asked her if she enjoyed loving her husband in the rear end. The woman was shocked, she'd never thought of that before. Apparently the husband had been using it on her after he was spent in order to finish her off. The woman said she now wanted to try that on her husband. The next day she informed him that her husband quite enjoyed it.
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# ? Sep 10, 2020 21:42 |
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Leroy Dennui posted:-That thread about the goon who ate his dead roommate's beef
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# ? Sep 10, 2020 21:59 |
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Peter Madsen has apparently admitted to brutally murdering and dismembering Kim Wall in a recent interview, and so I dug up this old thing: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3829904 I leave you with my opus magnum on the subject. Subplot subterfuge! Submits submariner: "Sub subdued, subdivided sub-curious subject."
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# ? Sep 10, 2020 22:03 |
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No, seriously, it's an old classic.
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Whatever happened to that Goon website where you could link it a youtube video and it would play on an old tv right before getting smashed with a sledgehammer?Leroy Dennui posted:No, seriously, it's an old classic. Erik's still out there providing classes on Internet Comment Etiquette.
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Sleeveless posted:Tony Tango. Years ago in CineD a guy who registered seemingly to promote his own film created a thread about Tony Tango, an upcoming movie he was starring in where the entire joke was that he was fat but he could dance and everyone thought he was sexy. Does anybody have a link to the original Tony Tango thread? I can't seem to find it by searching the forums
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# ? Sep 11, 2020 02:51 |
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Who What Now posted:It's not a thread but every so often I think about one goon giving an in-depth explanation on how Peggy Hill was dominating the meta of a mobile game. can you find this please
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Waffle! posted:Whatever happened to that Goon website where you could link it a youtube video and it would play on an old tv right before getting smashed with a sledgehammer? Oh man, had no idea this was the same dude.
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Who What Now posted:It's not a thread but every so often I think about one goon giving an in-depth explanation on how Peggy Hill was dominating the meta of a mobile game. This reminds me of some truck nerd making a super in depth post about Hank Hill's trucks. I forget exactly what it entailed but it was very thorough and I think it concluded with him figuring out the make and model of the trucks? Or maybe it was the opposite and the trucks couldn't exist irl or something like that? Anyone remember this?
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# ? Sep 11, 2020 03:43 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:can you find this please Sadly I'm bad at working google, but the app was Animation Throwdown and it was probably in the still running KOTH thread somewhere.
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Leroy Dennui posted:No, seriously, it's an old classic. thank you. I've been wondering for years where this went. I just watched them all and cried laughing again. this thread reminded me of the existence of the thread where everybody mocked without surcease a very very bad webcomic about a bear who couldn't get ginger ale. I think the creator sent a legal threat: https://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/bear-ginger-ale/1/
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# ? Sep 11, 2020 03:55 |
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Sometimes I wonder how new forums member Airdisc is doing
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# ? Sep 11, 2020 05:31 |
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:This reminds me of some truck nerd making a super in depth post about Hank Hill's trucks. I forget exactly what it entailed but it was very thorough and I think it concluded with him figuring out the make and model of the trucks? Or maybe it was the opposite and the trucks couldn't exist irl or something like that? Anyone remember this? I can provide no additional info, but yes, I absolutely remember this.
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Literally A Person posted:There was some thread, I don't even remember what it was honestly, in which Pick drew some truly grotesque pictures of like tail-anuses or something and though I don't think of the thread often those pencil drawings haunt me in my sleep. he's referring to me having some sport in the "What's the weirdest thing you've ever cranked one out to" thread Pick posted:We have to begin in history with a simple question: Why do cats poop in secret ways?
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 03:09 |
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Pick posted:he's referring to me having some sport in the "What's the weirdest thing you've ever cranked one out to" thread +
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 03:21 |
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My inverted anus Will you make a prolapse with me? My inverted anus I can't do a pa-ro-dy.
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 03:59 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:I swear to god I click on the worst loving threads and I know I'm doing it while I'm doing it
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 05:06 |
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demlols it was one of the funniest threads of the past five years and the fact that it can't exist while 63 separate trump mock threads do is a crime against comedy
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Assboat
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 06:12 |
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Edward Mass posted:Microbe - he’s the best! came here to post this
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 10:27 |
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That thread about the really bad horror writer, nicklaus something or other where someone used to taunt him about being so bad.c Edit: it was nickolaus pacione and the threads were by autoaim.cfg mr_jolly fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Sep 12, 2020 |
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mr_jolly posted:That thread about the really bad horror writer, nicklaus something or other where someone used to taunt him about being so bad. This thread? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2931645&perpage=40&noseen=1
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Ugly In The Morning posted:This thread? That's the one! I think there may have been another thread which has long since been deleted where autoaim phoned him and recorded his calls, I used to think they were pretty funny back in the day. I'm a bit older now though and hope Nicky is okay
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Mooey Cow posted:It's not that old, but sometimes I remember that Patton Oswald is a vicious mass murderer. When the MeToo stuff first broke and during the parade of celebrities getting outted as sex creeps and rapists one dude kept predicting John Hodgman would be the next one every single page and that he would be one of the worst one by far. There weren't any evidence or even rumors. It was just based on his vibe.
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