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Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

If people are into this kind of thing, a bunch of fake Rolexes and Omegas have just appeared on Ali for about $30.

There's an 80% chance nothing will get shipped and a 95% chance that if they do, they will be utter garbage, but if you fancy taking the risk or you have a lot of faith in Buyer Protection, then there they are.

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Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

my 8bitdo controller just arrived, seems perfectly real and legitimate and works fine

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

Moo the cow posted:

If people are into this kind of thing, a bunch of fake Rolexes and Omegas have just appeared on Ali for about $30.

There's an 80% chance nothing will get shipped and a 95% chance that if they do, they will be utter garbage, but if you fancy taking the risk or you have a lot of faith in Buyer Protection, then there they are.

I know this is the AliExpress thread, but I think I have a little too much respect for the art of watchmaking to wear a fake. If it's not a genuine Bagelsport, I'm not interested.

Lonely Rolling Star
Mar 20, 2009

Better than a crowbar.


Finally got in some 1/3 scale Goat Gun model kit knockoffs I ordered months ago. Unlike those kits, these aren't build able models so much as mostly solid pieces with moveable parts and some optional scopes and suppressors included.



Here's one in comparison to an actual Goat Gun kit on the bottom. Considering these knockoffs were less than 1/4th the price of the real kits, the gulf in quality is actually not that far off. The keychain loop included on all the models for some reason is the big give away. The knockoff does not come with scale rounds to insert into the fake magazines. The build quality itself is also not as good but that is to be expected. Considering I was able to buy four of them for about $36 I'm happy enough with some nonsense I'm just going to put on a shelf among other nonsense shelf fluff. You did okay this time China.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


JointHorse posted:

Wow, that's exactly opposite what I've been told to do if I don't have a proper UV eraser :v:

In the case of using the sun, it'll work. Eventually. Put as much faith in it zeroing as you have in Star Citizen on retail shelves.

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

Just had an item arrive 5 months after it was ordered: a new record for me.

I'd long-since given up on it.


E: and of course: it was A) the wrong size and B) broken.

Moo the cow fucked around with this message at 11:48 on Sep 8, 2020

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

I recently received this Bluetooth receiver and used it to connect my computer to the amplifier. It works great - the manual says it should be able to have two devices connected at once, so if someone visits, they can play music from their phones using my stereo without me disconnecting my PC. I haven't tried that yet, though.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Moo the cow posted:

Just had an item arrive 5 months after it was ordered: a new record for me.

I'd long-since given up on it.


E: and of course: it was A) the wrong size and B) broken.

I received an item ~6 months after ordering it, and a few weeks after having it refunded. And then apparently the refund was re-funded.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Linked from the Ali frontpage

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4001052248045.html



Oh cute a cuddly long cat that y










:prepop:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Remember to spay or neuter your pillows.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Ok I’m feeling super dumb now. How do you get items to add to a second list?

E- ok got it that was a crazy bunch of clicks to get there

EE - nope it added the one item then tried to go back to the full one, this sucks

Snowy fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Sep 11, 2020

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


my brother who constantly buys me dumb poo poo is getting one of those for his birthday

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Seen in today's freebies:



That giant penis is definitely censored to an appropriate degree. :hmmyes:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Kinda want to get the shirt and change the peen to a sandwich with a fabric marker.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Got 3 items today!

A couple of pin badges. I know I'm late to the tiny frog car club but I've never had anywhere for pin badges before



This I've been waiting for since march. Had no idea what it was but it was cheap enough to find out. Turns out it's a romhack based on Pokémon fire red



:aliexpress:

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH
:chloe:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


By popular demand posted:

Kinda want to get the shirt and change the peen to a sandwich with a fabric marker.
Go hog wild! :haw:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001310397794.html

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Christmass is coming up for some of us. Here's some stocking stuffers for the ladles and thembos.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001366272873.html


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000854065075.html
[there are multiple styles and colors, smoosh that linkie]


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001284467556.html


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32981982286.html


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000134869216.html



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000110265670.html

PS please post your stocking stuffers too!

pps YES I know those cherry earrings are some sort of anime thing, gently caress it, they're cute

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


value-brand cereal posted:

pps YES I know those cherry earrings are some sort of anime thing, gently caress it, they're cute
I have a pair of the cherriest looking ones! They are indeed cute, and substantial, and the way the stem goes through the ear and fits into the top of the cherry is really pretty clever. (I also have a pair that's two connected cherries per earring, which is also cute but not as unique as these.)

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Isomermaid posted:

"...and if you gentlemen would like to just step over here we have a mockup of what the housing development will look like".

*satin curtain is pulled off the glass display case revealing a model town with a giant crystal obelisk surrounded by an obsidian henge with floating ceremonial pyramids, and a circle of bowing pipecleaner villagers *

honestly not far for what i'd vaguely want to do with this crap had I got it, which, today, I did end up ordering some of at least.


I can't find a picture of the crystal formation in a dome with a spiral mountain path around it, but it's kind of visible in this old video I took with a crappy lego dolly i tried to pull on carpet to film this horrible video of this stupid painting i started a decade ago and then never finished or stopped lugging around. No glass case for it, just sits outside leaned up against the porch these days.

The Bloop posted:

Frankly I'm disappointed this post isn't filled with links for solid geometry doodads because I also really want them in my cart to maybe buy but also probably not

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000972117150.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001322544415.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000474856482.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000033904018.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32890218452.htm

So many cool shapes with healing or magic properties. I think everyone should just be able to admit there's something good about seeing and holding these shapes objects.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4001211412158.html

edit again, with this set alone you control most of the power orb types
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000618572806.html

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Sep 12, 2020

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

freelop posted:

This I've been waiting for since march. Had no idea what it was but it was cheap enough to find out. Turns out it's a romhack based on Pokémon fire red



:aliexpress:

Do an LP of it and it can join Matthewtheman’s Fire Emblem 8 LP in the hall of infamy.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Someone make a romheck where you collect American presidents and notable political figures, I'll put my TrickDicky against your BushyJR anytime! That was a terrible joke on many levels and I apologise.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

By popular demand posted:

Someone make a romheck where you collect American presidents and notable political figures, I'll put my TrickDicky against your BushyJR anytime! That was a terrible joke on many levels and I apologise.

I chose you JFK

Bullet was super effective

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Should have gone with RonnyRaygun, he's resistant.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

By popular demand posted:

Should have gone with RonnyRaygun, he's resistant.

yea but after a few turns he winds up confused

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

what is this from, it rules

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

what is this from, it rules

It’s inspired by a statement made by Thomas R. Marshall, then the sitting vice president. “Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight.”

I don’t know who illustrated it or where it was published.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Platystemon posted:

It’s inspired by a statement made by Thomas R. Marshall, then the sitting vice president. “Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight.”

I don’t know who illustrated it or where it was published.

That's really awesome.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Lol I thought this was Wilford Brimely.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Cartoon Man posted:

Lol I thought this was Wilford Brimely.

That also works

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Cartoon Man posted:

Lol I thought this was Wilford Brimely.

Humphreys posted:

That also works


Wilford Brimely posted:

Diablobeetus...:argh:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


My Bruce Willis knockoffs made Xmas 2019 but I think the others made a better video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwfNBGOH4LU

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry
Zebra Corner did a video about Wish.

that's not what I ordered

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



That video was like something ordered from Wish.

Spring Heeled Jack
Feb 25, 2007

If you can read this you can read

Humphreys posted:

My Bruce Willis knockoffs made Xmas 2019 but I think the others made a better video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwfNBGOH4LU

I love Gunship, this is great.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


What? WHAT? You'll have to speak up!

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The Wonder Weapon
Dec 16, 2006



Hi it's been awhile since I've checked in on this thread. I have two questions:

1. Are people still placing and receiving orders despite COVID?
2. Is there a thread recommendation for wireless earbuds?

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