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Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
I'm starting to form a theory that Tom Cruise is some kind of suicidal exhibitionist, and all his stunts are just failed attempts to kill himself in a way that's guaranteed to be filmed and seen the world over. And then somehow he fails miserably every single time.

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Silly Newbie
Jul 25, 2007
How do I?

Aphrodite posted:

I mean, it’s a good plan anyway but I don’t think Danny Trejo can do his own stunts.

He could have, back when he got started and his major qualifications were "I was in prison and know how to box", but yeah Trejo getting old probably not so much.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

bony tony posted:

Lazenby was a model who hadn't really acted before. He looks good in a suit, but that's it. It's a shame, because OHMSS is a great Bond movie.

LoadingReadyRun has been doing a Bond rewatch podcast and they said the comments for their support of OHMSS were split pretty evenly between:
"Finally, OHMSS getting the credit it is due" and
"I listened to the whole thing and have no idea how you don't think OHMSS sucked"

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Cat Hatter posted:

LoadingReadyRun has been doing a Bond rewatch podcast and they said the comments for their support of OHMSS were split pretty evenly between:
"Finally, OHMSS getting the credit it is due" and
"I listened to the whole thing and have no idea how you don't think OHMSS sucked"

I'm catching up and intend to follow along

Agreeing with most of their thoughts , you only live twice was a bit rough but fun

Interesting what they miss at time though

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Silly Newbie posted:

He could have, back when he got started and his major qualifications were "I was in prison and know how to box", but yeah Trejo getting old probably not so much.

Danny Trejo was born in 1944 and is currently 76 years old so yeah, "probably" :v:


(He got his first on screen role in 1985 when he was 41 years old)

E: a guy I know has met him and even been to his house and says that's he's super nice and friendly in person

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 11:59 on Sep 11, 2020

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Danny Trejo was born in 1944 and is currently 76 years old so yeah, "probably" :v:


(He got his first on screen role in 1985 when he was 41 years old)

E: a guy I know has met him and even been to his house and says that's he's super nice and friendly in person

I was at a flyers game when Machete came out and Danny Trejo was on ice during one of the intermissions.

He starts off "It's great to be here in ..." then he had to look up at the scoreboard to see where he was "...Philadelphia!"

That's my Danny Trejo story.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

Aphrodite posted:

I mean, it’s a good plan anyway but I don’t think Danny Trejo can do his own stunts.

Yeah, I think there is a gap between Trejo being aware enough to say “I really shouldn’t do my own stunts. Let the professional do it” and Cruise/Keanu training for months to prepare and do the necessary work for their own stunts.

Anyone who falls in that gap is an rear end in a top hat.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



bony tony posted:

Lazenby was a model who hadn't really acted before. He looks good in a suit, but that's it. It's a shame, because OHMSS is a great Bond movie.

Well, I do think he does a great job at the ending. That's probably his best acting in the entire movie. OHMSS is a somewhat odd entry in the 'Bond canon' but it's a pretty good movie; better than You Only Live Twice and Diamonds.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
I remember reading that the reason Lazenby only got one movie wasn't because he was poorly-received, but because he spent the entire filming living as hard as Bond does and got burnt out after the one movie.

I can respect a man who couldn't handle playing Bond because he was too good at living Bond.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

XIII posted:

I mostly respect Tom Cruise's willingness to throw himself out of as many airplanes as it takes to convince the world that he can read.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Tom Cruise can read. You're thinking of Brad Pitt.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

rydiafan posted:

Tom Cruise can read. You're thinking of Brad Pitt.

Hm. Have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time?

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

marshmallow creep posted:

Hm. Have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Thwomp posted:

Yeah, I think there is a gap between Trejo being aware enough to say “I really shouldn’t do my own stunts. Let the professional do it” and Cruise/Keanu training for months to prepare and do the necessary work for their own stunts.

Anyone who falls in that gap is an rear end in a top hat.

The training Cruise does for action stuff is insane. One of the DVD extras on Collateral went through his whole training program and it was above and beyond, he had SAS guys teaching him everything, down to how to blend in. He had to work a day as a FedEx driver without being recognized and ended up sitting and eating lunch with someone and they had no idea. He’s a completely bonkers mess of a human but holy poo poo he works hard for his acting.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

The training Cruise does for action stuff is insane. One of the DVD extras on Collateral went through his whole training program and it was above and beyond, he had SAS guys teaching him everything, down to how to blend in. He had to work a day as a FedEx driver without being recognized and ended up sitting and eating lunch with someone and they had no idea. He’s a completely bonkers mess of a human but holy poo poo he works hard for his acting.

I'd love to see Tom Cruise as a nemesis in a future John Wick movie. He's very good at playing an a-hole and people already don't like him.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


Vampires are famous for their alacrity with illusions. You have been had, goon! Watch your neck!

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Cat Hatter posted:

I'd love to see Tom Cruise as a nemesis in a future John Wick movie. He's very good at playing an a-hole and people already don't like him.

Very much agreed. Cruise vs Reeves would allow for some absolutely insane fights, too. No need to cut to hide stuntmen and they’re both insanely good at what they do.

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Oct 30, 2009

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It’d be cool to see them go eye to neck

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

oldpainless posted:

It’d be cool to see them go eye to neck

You can be my Wyld Stallyn anytime!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Aphrodite posted:

I mean, it’s a good plan anyway but I don’t think Danny Trejo can do his own stunts.

Machete don't stunt

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Cleretic posted:

I remember reading that the reason Lazenby only got one movie wasn't because he was poorly-received, but because he spent the entire filming living as hard as Bond does and got burnt out after the one movie.

I can respect a man who couldn't handle playing Bond because he was too good at living Bond.

I swear I remember him also saying he believed that Bond would be anachronistic in a post-'60s world.

But yeah, I'm also a fan of OHMSS. Lazenby's not a perfect Bond, but the movie works and it's nice to see them actually breaking with what would become the Bond movie "formula".

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003
I'm watching an old episode of Cheers and noticed an awesome little detail. Diane comes behind the bar and orders a Harvey Wallbanger and a conversation gets started between the staff and regulars as Sam makes the drink. Now a Harvey Wallbanger is a somewhat obscure drink and is made with vodka and OJ with a floater of Galliano a liqueur better known as the big loving yellow bottle that doesn't fit on the shelf. The conversation continues and Sam finishes the drink and puts it on the service rail. The banter continues but Sam looks distracted and keeps staring at the drink. Sam keeps joking around with the others, takes the drink off the service well and starts rummaging through the rail under the bar. The others keep joking around and Sam finally finds what he's looking for a bottle of Galliano on the back bar and finishes the drink correctly and puts it back on the service well. It all happens without comment and is only something a seasoned bartender would notice.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
It might be obscure now, but I can assure you it was one of the most popular cocktails of the 80’s (not to take away from the attention to detail).

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003

Torquemada posted:

It might be obscure now, but I can assure you it was one of the most popular cocktails of the 80’s (not to take away from the attention to detail).

I'm aware of that and that's why I said somewhat. It's former popularity is why every old bar has a decade's old bottle collecting dust in an awkward place. That said I've made maybe one in the last 20 years.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
I love a good screwdriver so now I'm going to have to find a place to stick an awkwardly sized yellow bottle.

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003

Krispy Wafer posted:

I love a good screwdriver so now I'm going to have to find a place to stick an awkwardly sized yellow bottle.

You're in luck.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

James Woods posted:

I'm watching an old episode of Cheers and noticed an awesome little detail. Diane comes behind the bar and orders a Harvey Wallbanger and a conversation gets started between the staff and regulars as Sam makes the drink. Now a Harvey Wallbanger is a somewhat obscure drink and is made with vodka and OJ with a floater of Galliano a liqueur better known as the big loving yellow bottle that doesn't fit on the shelf. The conversation continues and Sam finishes the drink and puts it on the service rail. The banter continues but Sam looks distracted and keeps staring at the drink. Sam keeps joking around with the others, takes the drink off the service well and starts rummaging through the rail under the bar. The others keep joking around and Sam finally finds what he's looking for a bottle of Galliano on the back bar and finishes the drink correctly and puts it back on the service well. It all happens without comment and is only something a seasoned bartender would notice.

Cheers is awesome

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


BiggerBoat posted:

Cheers is awesome

The theme song is awesome too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mi0r0LpXo

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
In The Boys the superhero named Stormfront is a racist.

I expect she’ll be killed by a troll but they’re dragging out the release :munch:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

In The Boys the superhero named Stormfront is a racist.

I expect she’ll be killed by a troll but they’re dragging out the release :munch:

Stormfront is also the name of a racist hategroup.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




In her introductory scene she calls her social media followers "The boys on 88th street"

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Humphreys posted:

Stormfront is also the name of a racist hategroup.

You mean besides the website?

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

James Woods posted:

I'm aware of that and that's why I said somewhat. It's former popularity is why every old bar has a decade's old bottle collecting dust in an awkward place. That said I've made maybe one in the last 20 years.

Ha, I have a bottle on my booze rack, and the cap has been hacked up, because the sugar basically seals the lid on after a while. It’s great dropped into a gin rickey.

GazChap
Dec 4, 2004

I'm hungry. Feed me.

Humphreys posted:

Stormfront is also the name of a racist hategroup.
In the UK, it’s also the name of a chain of Apple certified premium resellers.

Apple being famous for their white products, of course.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

James Woods posted:

You're in luck.



I went out and bought one after work last night and it is the stupidest bottle ever created. 750ml that doesn't fit anywhere. I'm surprised Cheers was the only sitcom that made a joke out of it.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Phy posted:

Danny Trejo is on record as insisting that stunt people do his stunts, and the reason he gives is that if the star gets hurt it can delay the shoot while they heal, which can cost the film crew their livelihood for the sake of saying "the actor does their own stunts", and I also respect that

Bill Mumy said almost the same thing but in reverse: he said that an actor should never do his own stunts, because he's taking a paycheque away from a stuntman.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Android Apocalypse posted:

Long story short, magenta only exists in our minds. :psyduck:

Well that's true of all colours, really.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I dunno, I've seen Magenta in a movie, so I know she exists

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

James Woods posted:

I'm aware of that and that's why I said somewhat. It's former popularity is why every old bar has a decade's old bottle collecting dust in an awkward place. That said I've made maybe one in the last 20 years.

anecdotally it's a good bottle to have for cracking skulls with.

i don't know how true that is but one time i was getting mugged and my buddy chased the muggers off with a bottle of galiano black sambuca so i guess they heard the story as well.

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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

GazChap posted:

In the UK, it’s also the name of a chain of Apple certified premium resellers.

Apple being famous for their white products, of course.

Come to think of it they don’t make anything black. Just “space grey” :tinfoil:

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