Mandoric posted:

Didn't the quintipartite partition of California originally spring up as a way to get more Republicans in the Senate lol

Atrocious Joe posted:

wonder if Obama's CFPB head trying to stick around into the Trump admin is going to be a precedent we see repeated

imagine Trump's Homeland Security appointees refusing to leave even if Trump himself steps down

staticman posted:

rgb did the die, balk fuel or nah?

Real hurthling! posted:

if they cant fill the seat and the election has to be decided by a 4-4 scotus you could see some crazy poo poo

Real hurthling! posted:

if they cant fill the seat and the election has to be decided by a 4-4 scotus you could see some crazy poo poo

Mitch McGobble posted:

There's no way Mitch doesn't fill her seat before the election.

OhFunny posted:

Don't see why it would be 4-4 when Rs hold 5 seats and Ds now hold 3.

Real hurthling! posted:

i could see roberts doing one of his moves that piss off conservatives

Real hurthling! posted:

i could see roberts doing one of his moves that piss off conservatives

Mayor Dave posted:

. At best Dems would get 6 and republicans 4.

Mandoric posted:

Didn't the quintipartite partition of California originally spring up as a way to get more Republicans in the Senate lol

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

split the country up

redleader posted:

Real hurthling! posted:

i got a passport card jic but now i doubt ill be flying any time soon

Mitch McGobble posted:

There's no way Mitch doesn't fill her seat before the election.

quote:

DEAR RED STATES; WE'RE LEAVING.
We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us.
In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, California, New Mexico, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast.
We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country that includes Puerto Rico, U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam and Washington D.C.
We also get the vast majority of the major shipping ports. So good luck with getting goods in or out of the country affordably.
We also get Costco, Starbucks and Boeing. You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Branson, Missouri.
We get Intel, Apple and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Mississippi.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue; you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happier, intact families.
Please be aware that California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home.
With the Blue States unified, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at your state dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools -- Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Harvard, the Penn, Princeton, and Yale; and Mount Holyoke, Vassar, Smith, Wellesley, Bryn Mawr, Barnard, and Radcliffe colleges; plus UCLA, UCB, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones and Rand Paul.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
Additionally, 62 percent of you believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties. (See that part about divorces. ...)
Oh, and you can have all the new COVID-19 cases since you're too dumb and self-centered to wear masks.
Peace out.
We are the people of the Blue States

turd in my singlet posted:

according to this FB copypasta, the balk will be shitlib

turd in my singlet posted:

according to this FB copypasta, the balk will be shitlib

turd in my singlet posted:

according to this FB copypasta, the balk will be shitlib

turd in my singlet posted:

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us.
In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, California, New Mexico, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast.

Atrocious Joe posted:

is this from 2004

Mantis42 posted:

Yes. It mentions Saddam even.

Complications posted:

gotta love classic memes making the rounds in 2020

Kanine posted:

anybody else listen to the "it could happen here" podcast by robert evans? it's extremely dark but seriously worth a listen

Mr.Radar posted:

This article seems extremely relevant to this thread: A wargame designer defines our four possible civil wars..

ProperGanderPusher posted:

I still can’t wrap my head around any kind of shooting war starting. I can’t picture either side finding the balls to do it (especially not progressives).

Yeah, I know that’s what each side assumed about the other when the Civil War started.

Mr.Radar posted:

This article seems extremely relevant to this thread: A wargame designer defines our four possible civil wars..