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Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Dravs posted:

Why am I reading stories about Boris swanning off to Perugia to meet with Lebvedev (owner of several British papers and ex KGB)?

Fake news!!

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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
what else are you going to read?

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Tulip posted:

Did Starmer ever openly work for the tories?

he headed up crown prosecution services as director of public prosecutions under a tory govt. He was the face of attacks on benefit claimaints and advised against prosecuting saville. He was also more pro-cop than the loving IPCC during the Ian Tomlinson manslaughter case

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Tulip posted:

Did Starmer ever openly work for the tories?

He was Director of Public Prosecutions under the coalition I think

However he's more of a loyal party guy I think, I get the impression he'd be very at home as a late Soviet apparatchik

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Spangly A posted:

It's honestly astonishing that the one thing Starmer is carrying on from the Corbyn leadership is fence-sitting as an electoral gambit

cause that went really well for us

Yep, he should be articulating policy more clearly by now. I imagine he thinks there is no urgency and he can just profit off govt chaos.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

redleader posted:

homeopathic corbyn

the tiniest amount of corbyn to make the public immune to future corbyns

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the man who loves boris johnson even after having been cucked by him is definitely a legit source for this on starmers conference speech

https://twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/1308322500183552000?s=20

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/pmpoc/status/1308485190524841985?s=19

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

well at least they're getting a PS5

weast
Nov 7, 2012

I heard Keir Starmer recently referring to himself as a socialist (which is absurd) and that got me wondering: how many of the recent Labour Party leaders have called themselves socialist?

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


weast posted:

I heard Keir Starmer recently referring to himself as a socialist (which is absurd) and that got me wondering: how many of the recent Labour Party leaders have called themselves socialist?

even blair claimed to be a socialist afaik

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
brexit owns

https://twitter.com/lisaocarroll/status/1308755604606013441?s=20

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Special Economic Zone Kent.

To borrow from the discussions about the PRC earlier this week.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
people said the tories would break up the union but this is shaping up to have more bordergore than my worst nightmares

Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.
What if the export company is itself in Kent? Do they have to erect a border station at the exit to their factory?

If a trucker is stopped in Kent without paperwork, how do you prove that their next destination is the EU?

What are the odds on how much thought has gone into this by the Tories?

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Dravs posted:

What if the export company is itself in Kent? Do they have to erect a border station at the exit to their factory?

If a trucker is stopped in Kent without paperwork, how do you prove that their next destination is the EU?

What are the odds on how much thought has gone into this by the Tories?
Kent will be abolished to get around this issue.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Kent will be abolished to get around this issue.

Kent, strongly Brexit, is basically becoming part of the EU as far as the border is concerned.

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

lol england will break up into pre-unification kingdoms

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Doctor Jeep posted:

lol england will break up into pre-unification kingdoms

brief familiarity with the history of the paedoph isles tells you that "hopefully kent just leaves us alone" is a terrible position

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
brb moving to york

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Jose posted:

the man who loves boris johnson even after having been cucked by him is definitely a legit source for this on starmers conference speech

https://twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/1308322500183552000?s=20

https://twitter.com/chriswarwick/status/1308331667359256576?s=20

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

weast posted:

I heard Keir Starmer recently referring to himself as a socialist (which is absurd) and that got me wondering: how many of the recent Labour Party leaders have called themselves socialist?

When people like Starmer identify as a socialist, they don't mean a socialist. A good illustration of this is the fight over clause IV. Blair got rid of the old clause in the Labour constitution which committed it to a socialist economic agenda (without explicitly mentioning socialism):

quote:

To secure for the workers by hand or by brain the full fruits of their industry and the most equitable distribution thereof that may be possible upon the basis of the common ownership of the means of production, distribution, and exchange, and the best obtainable system of popular administration and control of each industry or service.

and replaced it with one that labelled the party as a democratic socialist organisation, but made clear that socialism was just kind of a vibe, and didn't involve a transformative vision which would threaten capital or anything:

quote:

The Labour Party is a democratic socialist Party. It believes that by the strength of our common endeavour we achieve more than we achieve alone, so as to create for each of us the means to realise our true potential and for all of us a community in which power, wealth and opportunity are in the hands of the many not the few; where the rights we enjoy reflect the duties we owe and where we live together freely, in a spirit of solidarity, tolerance and respect.

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.

Bryter posted:

When people like Starmer identify as a socialist, they don't mean a socialist. A good illustration of this is the fight over clause IV. Blair got rid of the old clause in the Labour constitution which committed it to a socialist economic agenda (without explicitly mentioning socialism):


and replaced it with one that labelled the party as a democratic socialist organisation, but made clear that socialism was just kind of a vibe, and didn't involve a transformative vision which would threaten capital or anything:

socialism with capitalist characteristics

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

gonadic io posted:

brb moving to york

I hope you like floods

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


a socialist is someone who believes in society, duh

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Doc Hawkins posted:

a socialist is someone who believes in society, duh

*Thatcher nods approvingly*

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/dansabbagh/status/1308703417901121537?s=20
https://twitter.com/dansabbagh/status/1308838418298929158?s=20

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Ugh. so much for Starmer’s commitment to human rights. That’s depressing. That slimy lawyer who brought the false cases has a lot to answer for.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Let's just bring back the Heptarchy.

WINNERSH TRIANGLE
Aug 17, 2011

gotta say the 'impunity for torture and time limits for injury and accident claims by troops' bill passing the HoC has made genuinely, genuinely angry

only 18 Labour MPs voting against it; Starmer sacking Nadia Whittome over opposing it (and telling Guido first?); the whole thing being literally just some culture war rubbish spat out by the government; aargh!

I guess it's a bit lib to care so much about a technical yet-to-be-enacted law, but check out this briefing for some cool reading about how we should respect troops' lived experience and the particular pressures they're under when they torture some folks: https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-8983/

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
new gov scheme: live without fear if your employer wants you to

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Why did Labour whip to abstain on the 'torture is great' bill?
It's a position that makes everyone mad at them

https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status/1308846115438157824

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

One of the reasons Corbyn got in was that the last time the Labour right were in charge they whipped to abstain on benefit cuts. Among other reasons, this is a "gently caress you" to the left.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


WINNERSH TRIANGLE posted:

gotta say the 'impunity for torture and time limits for injury and accident claims by troops' bill passing the HoC has made genuinely, genuinely angry

only 18 Labour MPs voting against it; Starmer sacking Nadia Whittome over opposing it (and telling Guido first?); the whole thing being literally just some culture war rubbish spat out by the government; aargh!

I guess it's a bit lib to care so much about a technical yet-to-be-enacted law, but check out this briefing for some cool reading about how we should respect troops' lived experience and the particular pressures they're under when they torture some folks: https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-8983/

All I'm reading is they've never given a gently caress except for the most egregious cases of murder:

quote:

In 2014 an independent Royal Military Police led investigation (Operation Northmoor) was launched into allegations relating to UK detention operations in Afghanistan between 2005 and 2013.

In total 675 allegations were received by the RMP from 159 individuals. By July 2017 investigations into more than 90% of those allegations had been discontinued because there “was no evidence of criminal or disciplinary offence”.

In July 2019 remaining investigations conducted under Operation Northmoor were brought to an end. No case investigated as part of Operation Northmoor was referred for prosecution by the independent Service Prosecuting Authority.

Also:

Panorama posted:

Operation Northmoor was set up in 2014 to examine allegations of executions by British Special Forces.

It had linked dozens of suspicious killings on night raids.

One of those included three children and a 20-year-old man who were killed by a British soldier in 2012 in the village of Loy Bagh in Afghanistan.

British detectives have now told Panorama that Special Forces tried to cover-up what happened to avoid being prosecuted for war crimes.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Wolfsbane posted:

One of the reasons Corbyn got in was that the last time the Labour right were in charge they whipped to abstain on benefit cuts. Among other reasons, this is a "gently caress you" to the left.

the history of labour for... i dunno how long but a WHILE:

the right wing completely fucks it
labour voters: oh christ not them again lets vote left
the left wing completely fucks it
labour voters: oh christ not them again lets vote right

which i guess is a nice microcosm of liberal democracy

Samog
Dec 13, 2006
At least I'm not an 07.

redleader posted:

demon-crackersphere

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/UKDemockery/status/1309623973349650432?s=19

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/sep/26/labour-takes-poll-lead-as-parties-see-major-switch-in-fortunes?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

quote:

Labour has recorded its first poll lead since Boris Johnson became prime minister, marking an extraordinary changes in fortunes for the two main parties.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
-17 points below where they should be.

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Sep 20, 2003

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