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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Push El Burrito posted:

Isn't that entire subforum named after a superhero's sexuality?

There's not many things that you should need to be ashamed of being in 2020 so holy batsimpfetish I assume?

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

The Bloop posted:

When he turns back into banner, Hulk's penis is stored in the same place as Optimus Prime's trailer

BRB, writing a fanfic where the Sliders team gets stuck in the pocket universe which contains nothing but the trans-trailer, Hulk's mega-cock and Bugs Bunny's giant mallet

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

BRB, writing a fanfic where the Sliders team gets stuck in the pocket universe which contains nothing but the trans-trailer, Hulk's mega-cock and Bugs Bunny's giant mallet

Just FYI, the only Sliders fan I ever encounters was Aatrek.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Just FYI, the only Sliders fan I ever encounters was Aatrek.

aaaand just like that my Hulk penis fanfic has been irrevocably tainted

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



What? I haven't watched it in nearly two decades, but I remember Sliders being pretty cool. Where will they end up next??

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Phlegmish posted:

What? I haven't watched it in nearly two decades, but I remember Sliders being pretty cool. Where will they end up next??

*In sliders voice between commercials*: SLIDERS

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

My ex loved Sliders so I watched a bunch of it with her and it was... fine? I mean I'm a sucker for parallel universes and alternate timelines (or knockoff realities, if you will) so it was pretty much made for me and I still didn't love it, so for normal people it's probably just kind of bad.

Too bad the pedophile liked it I guess, but I don't remember anything of that sort in the actual show. Also I have memory problems and didn't watch the whole series so there's that. The older properties l professor guy probably creeped on the younger girl character at some point but that's par for the course given its time. Gross and unethical, but legal and so common it's not even shocking.

Anyway there are probably much better shows doing the same basic thing that I should look into instead of thinking "should I go back to watching Sliders" once every few months.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Phlegmish posted:

What? I haven't watched it in nearly two decades, but I remember Sliders being pretty cool. Where will they end up next??

I mean it has John Rhys-Davies who is a horrifying bigot so, y'know.

Zaroff
Nov 10, 2009

Nothing in the world can stop me now!

Phlegmish posted:

What? I haven't watched it in nearly two decades, but I remember Sliders being pretty cool. Where will they end up next??

As long as you pretend there were only 2 seasons, then Sliders would definitely be pretty cool. Just ignore anything after that...

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Push El Burrito posted:

Isn't that entire subforum named after a superhero's sexuality?

Yes, but then they put a bunch of gormless gobshites in charge as mods. They got tired of all the horny posting and banned it.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



ImpAtom posted:

I mean it has John Rhys-Davies who is a horrifying bigot so, y'know.

I don't know who that is so I'm okay with #canceling him

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Phlegmish posted:

I don't know who that is so I'm okay with #canceling him

Buddy of Indiana Jones in Cairo

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Phlegmish posted:

I don't know who that is so I'm okay with #canceling him

You absolutely do, from either one end of his career or the other:


Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Ohh yeah the old professor guy. With a name and age like that, I guess I shouldn't be too surprised

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

jojoinnit posted:

You absolutely do, from either one end of his career or the other:


Dwarf tossing is back on the menu boys!

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

aaaand just like that my Hulk penis fanfic has been irrevocably tainted

We hadn't even STARTED discussing the taint yet!

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

Lodin posted:

Yes, but then they put a bunch of gormless gobshites in charge as mods. They got tired of all the horny posting and banned it.

Waterhaul slowly going insane because of terrible horny poster dark_tzitzimine was amazing to witness

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Waterhaul was almost as lovely of a mod as DT was a poster.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

The Bloop posted:

When he turns back into banner, Hulk's penis is stored in the same place as Optimus Prime's trailer

Occasionally there is an access rights error and Hulk winds up rockin a semi

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

SMASH...Hulk?

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
If we had to abandon everything pedophiles liked we wouldn't have England anymore.



on second thought

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Phy posted:

Occasionally there is an access rights error and Hulk winds up rockin a semi

*bam-dum-TISH*

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Phlegmish posted:

What? I haven't watched it in nearly two decades, but I remember Sliders being pretty cool. Where will they end up next??

It got hosed over by the suits insisting on adding an overarching story - The Kromaggs.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mister Kingdom posted:

It got hosed over by the suits insisting on adding an overarching story - The Kromaggs.

A couple great seasons then constant never ending shark jumping

As soon as the main cast changes, just stop

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Not gonna lie, I always assumed the Shameful Secret was reading comic books.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

vivat virtute posted:

Fun idea, trash execution, bizarre bedtime scene at the end. What the gently caress was that.

I agree it doesn't look that great but from a screen it's easy to forget Matchbox cars are actually really loving tiny to work on. Or rather the bits he added are tiny.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

EL BROMANCE posted:

Not gonna lie, I always assumed the Shameful Secret was reading comic books.
Wasn't it this?


All the other heroes are going "Oh no, my girlfriend!!" and Batman is going "Oh no, my teen sidekick!"

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



My definitely real girlfriend uh, Iris West. Yeah she's from Canada

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

LifeSunDeath posted:

*In sliders voice between commercials*: SLIDERS
Even though the first few seasons before all the the executive tinkering and cast change-ups were pretty good, this was always the best part of the show. To this day that's what pops into my head whenever I eat tiny hamburgers.

Worst part was how they wrote off the Wade character.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Phlegmish posted:

My definitely real girlfriend uh, Iris West. Yeah she's from Canada
hey it's his definitely real wife cause she took his last name :eng101:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Wario Dies From His Eye Being On His Mustache While Toad Commits Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I can't see the Obvious Plant logo:

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Heroes of YouTube! Collect them all (then discard as they get milkshake-ducked).

Wtf does Sqeenix have to go with this though? Do they own a techno-viking character?

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



jojoinnit posted:

Heroes of YouTube! Collect them all (then discard as they get milkshake-ducked).

Wtf does Sqeenix have to go with this though? Do they own a techno-viking character?

They own Play Arts.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

jojoinnit posted:

Heroes of YouTube! Collect them all (then discard as they get milkshake-ducked).

Wtf does Sqeenix have to go with this though? Do they own a techno-viking character?

I've got a vintage Sargon of Akkad variant with the Dijon mustard stain, looking to trade for a 2014 Pat the NES Punk, hit me up

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Heath posted:

I've got a vintage Sargon of Akkad variant with the Dijon mustard stain, looking to trade for a 2014 Pat the NES Punk, hit me up

Every way I try to make this joke fails

I wanted to joke 'no, no, that's asking too much. You gotta ask for a pair of David" and then my brain fries because I don't remember the fucks names and I don't want to remember and all my brain is bringing up is David Sarkisian and I KNOW that's not right, and Matt Horny and that just sounds like the porn double of some rear end in a top hat I don't want to remember

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qe91jhXRdU1r0uzl6_720.mp4

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Burkion posted:

Every way I try to make this joke fails

I wanted to joke 'no, no, that's asking too much. You gotta ask for a pair of David" and then my brain fries because I don't remember the fucks names and I don't want to remember and all my brain is bringing up is David Sarkisian and I KNOW that's not right, and Matt Horny and that just sounds like the porn double of some rear end in a top hat I don't want to remember

Davis Aurini? Matt Forney?

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Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Heath posted:

Davis Aurini? Matt Forney?

Very likely

I tried to think of chudlords from the time Sargon was relevant for gamergate bullshit

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