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Bootleg Trunks posted:But it's full of holes and made of cardboard So that mouthful of sea water is the better option then?
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And is the winner is...no one! Especially not you, the viewer!
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Kreeblah posted:Wonder if that'll make up for the people he pissed off by explicitly denouncing the things they care about. "I dislike that Biden didn't 100% endorse the party line, he only kinda did with some caveats. Looks like I'll be voting for Donald J Trump, the better leader for this country, this time around." I mean... I doubt that's super likely.
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Vegetable posted:The next debate should be conducted entirely through tweets. Moderator asks a question, each candidate gets 280 characters to make their case. I'm 99% sure that leads to a better debate. Nothing involving Twitter will ever be good
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MakaVillian posted:Who are the 17% of idiots that were informed by that? "I feel informed that this Trump guy sucks!"
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Bootleg Trunks posted:But it's full of holes and made of cardboard Cardboard floats, friend.
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 04:14 |
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nine-gear crow posted:So that mouthful of sea water is the better option then? If I stamp my feet and shout loud enough on a dead comedy forum good things will happen IRL, right?
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i caught myself fantasizing about even buttigieg talking down trump's insanity and immediately had to go take a shower
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OwlFancier posted:I think perhaps a slightly more charitable characterization might be being mad that a bunch of people came by in a big yacht, torpedoed the nice life raft, then threw a shittier one down and drove off while yelling "you should be thankful!" Do you really think Sanders (who is notably not that great at debating and has a tendency to repeatedly return to his stump speech when flustered) would have done any better against Trump's bullshit tsunami?
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OwlFancier posted:I think perhaps a slightly more charitable characterization might be being mad that a bunch of people came by in a big yacht, torpedoed the nice life raft, then threw a shittier one down and drove off while yelling "you should be thankful!" The lovely life raft also has a blue lives matter sticker on it and has repeatedly bragged about how it destroyed the better life raft and will not take you where that life raft was going.
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# ? Sep 30, 2020 04:15 |
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nine-gear crow posted:People are mad that the life raft they're being thrown isn't bedazzled with diamonds and will willingly take a gulp of sea water out of spite. there is no life raft being thrown. thats why people are mad.
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nine-gear crow posted:So that mouthful of sea water is the better option then? This is actually a hilarious analogy considering Biden's anemic climate change plan, but I know you're not clever enough for this to have been anything but an accident.
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nine-gear crow posted:People are mad that the life raft they're being thrown isn't bedazzled with diamonds and will willingly take a gulp of sea water out of spite. People are mad that the life raft they’re being thrown isn’t going to stop them from drowning, and the people causing the need for the loving life raft to begin with are responsible for sinking/letting others sink the boat to begin with.
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nine-gear crow posted:So that mouthful of sea water is the better option then? Its falling apart and crumbling away and now I'm drowning anyway but I guess I should be thankful
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nine-gear crow posted:So that mouthful of sea water is the better option then? its cute that you still have hope though
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OwlFancier posted:I think perhaps a slightly more charitable characterization might be being mad that a bunch of people came by in a big yacht, torpedoed the nice life raft, then threw a shittier one down and drove off while yelling "you should be thankful!" they threw the anchor
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Bootleg Trunks posted:Its falling apart and crumbling away and now I'm drowning anyway but I guess I should be thankful What? You think we have the funds to make you a nice lift raft after we paid for 1,000 yachts for billionaires???
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Youth Decay posted:Do you really think Sanders (who is notably not that great at debating and has a tendency to repeatedly return to his stump speech when flustered) would have done any better against Trump's bullshit tsunami? Nobody can succeed against Trump unless they just knock his rear end out.
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Youth Decay posted:Do you really think Sanders (who is notably not that great at debating and has a tendency to repeatedly return to his stump speech when flustered) would have done any better against Trump's bullshit tsunami? Bernie would have pulled out The Sword of True Socialism (Nay, Communism) and slain the beast.
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fart simpson posted:its cute that you still have hope though This is a very unhealthy state of mind.
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Popete posted:Imagine watching that debate and thinking there is even a choice here. Joe Biden loving sucks but the alternative is, I don't even know what the hell that was. "I am the Democrat party" Joe isn't going to listen to any of us and I'm not going to be fooled into thinking he will. He doesn't care about global warming, doesn't support M4A during a pandemic, and certainly won't be reforming the police or reigning in wall street. He hasn't said, or done, anything to deserve my vote.
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spacetoaster posted:"I am the Democrat party" Joe isn't going to listen to any of us and I'm not going to be fooled into thinking he will. Are you really going to do the whole right-wing thing of calling them the "democrat" party?
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ratbert90 posted:People are mad that the life raft they’re being thrown isn’t going to stop them from drowning, and the people causing the need for the loving life raft to begin with are responsible for sinking/letting others sink the boat to begin with. And the life raft that could've saved us fell off the boat and is at the bottom of the ocean. Maybe if we sink a little more, we'll get closer to that raft.
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Truly, I'm fine, but like all addicts I have my moments of weakness that I must overcome.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/AlKapDC/status/1311142051585683457?s=20 At least they got a bedazzled life raft
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spacetoaster posted:"I am the Democrat party" Joe isn't going to listen to any of us and I'm not going to be fooled into thinking he will. Uh excuse me sir, but you should be grateful for getting the chance to vote for the very guy who helped gently caress up enough things over the decades to bring us to Trump. You need to vote for the guy who left the hen house open to get rid of the wolf in the hen house!
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spacetoaster posted:"I am the Democrat party" Joe isn't going to listen to any of us and I'm not going to be fooled into thinking he will. I too think Donald Trump is a better alternative on all these issues. Joe Biden sucks poo poo, that's not the question here.
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Popete posted:Imagine watching that debate and thinking there is even a choice here. Joe Biden loving sucks but the alternative is, I don't even know what the hell that was. Imagine after watching that debate that you think your vote can change anything at all. Biden stood on that stage and told everyone he wasn't going to do anything. Defeating Trump doesn't even pause the clock on the death of America, much less set it back. Biden will continue everything that brought us Trump 1, and we're still going to get Trump 2. Nothing can stop that at this point. America is already dead
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volts5000 posted:And the life raft that could've saved us fell off the boat and is at the bottom of the ocean. Maybe if we sink a little more, we'll get closer to that raft. The DNC pushed the raft that could have saved us all off the boat in the first place.
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How are u posted:Are you really going to do the whole right-wing thing of calling them the "democrat" party? lol what a shocker, he's more appalled the democratic candidate isn't progressive enough than Trump refusing to disown white supremacists.
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spacetoaster posted:"I am the Democrat party" Joe isn't going to listen to any of us and I'm not going to be fooled into thinking he will. you'll have access to a cardboard life raft, I guess? That's something.
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nine-gear crow posted:People are mad that the life raft they're being thrown isn't bedazzled with diamonds and will willingly take a gulp of sea water out of spite. Cops not murdering black people is a "diamond"? A luxury? Come on. I get what you're saying but this is a terrible analogy.
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Nix Panicus posted:Imagine after watching that debate that you think your vote can change anything at all. Biden stood on that stage and told everyone he wasn't going to do anything. Defeating Trump doesn't even pause the clock on the death of America, much less set it back. Biden will continue everything that brought us Trump 1, and we're still going to get Trump 2. Nothing can stop that at this point. America is already dead Please take some time to familiarize yourself with catastrophizing, it can have serious consequences.
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volts5000 posted:And the life raft that could've saved us fell off the boat and is at the bottom of the ocean. Maybe if we sink a little more, we'll get closer to that raft. Look, one side threw a red painted anchor at us, and then another side threw a slightly lighter blue painted anchor, and then some guys in a leaky sailboat tossed a green life jacket and I'll take the life jacket thanks. But people are super mad that we're not grabbing the lighter anchor because really don't we want to drown more slowly really we should be realistic about this.
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Popete posted:I too think Donald Trump is a better alternative on all these issues. Joe Biden would lead to an even worse Trump due to his ineffectual centrism that also lead to Reagan, Bush JR and Trump the first time.
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ratbert90 posted:The DNC pushed the raft that could have saved us all off the boat in the first place. So let's sink a little more. And in four years, we'll sink a little more and be even closer. And in ANOTHER four years, we'll sink more and be almost there! Holy poo poo! Think of far down we'll be after that! It'll be amazing!
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Complications posted:Look, one side threw a red painted anchor at us, and then another side threw a slightly lighter blue painted anchor, and then some guys in a leaky sailboat tossed a green life jacket and I'll take the life jacket thanks. that life jacket isn't going to work, trust us also, the guys who threw the blue anchor caught the jacket mid air and tossed it away, sorry
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ratbert90 posted:Joe Biden would lead to an even worse Trump due to his ineffectual centrism that also lead to Reagan, Bush JR and Trump the first time. That's your theory. We don't know that for sure.
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