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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bring back the Attitude Era, you cowards

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Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

Elephanthead posted:

Neither does lyft and you can get one anywhere. You just take the first 100 people that can prove they got a negative covid test in the last 3 days and start.

They could just do monthly specials where you grab 200 non-COVID people. Draft them on a Sunday, bubble them, train together for a week, play on Saturday.

You get a draft special, a Hard Knocks imitator, and an actual game for the low-low-cost of a single bubble.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://mobile.twitter.com/danprimack/status/1296841383022665730

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/1296844175908823040

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
The rock can call in way more favors for promotions than Vince could. Who’s ready for the next Hobbs and Shaw movie to end with a big car chase that ends at an XFL game and the fight moves onto the field.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
The Rock is also not an out-of-touch geriatric with brainworms

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The Rock has never been a leading man in anything and is a B+ player that deserves to watch the XFL crash and burn before his very eyes.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Goddammit. Now I have to rekey all the doors in my home. I thought for sure a key that looked like The Rock’s face was super safe and never to be replicated.

This will cost me a fortune. :sigh:

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
I went to two XFL games last season and I hope The Rock makes it work. It was fun.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I know very little about him but he always seemed to not be a raging rear end in a top hat so that's an upgrade.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Eifert Posting posted:

I know very little about him but he always seemed to not be a raging rear end in a top hat so that's an upgrade.



He loves sucking the poo poo out of the rear end in a top hat of genocidal maniacs on social media.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Taintrunner posted:



He loves sucking the poo poo out of the rear end in a top hat of genocidal maniacs on social media.

Well yeah he worked for Vince for 20+ years.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/1311637402054799360

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


:hellyeah:

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
I wonder what team Joe Judge is gonna coach.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/SeifertESPN/status/1369690564308910085

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Legalize the A-11 offense now!

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

I hope this results in the XFL adopting CFL rules and not the other way around

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

I do not like the sound of this for the CFL!!!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

DariusLikewise posted:

I hope this results in the XFL adopting CFL rules and not the other way around

This except the opposite

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
The XFL is renaming three of their teams the Roughriders.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

a neat cape posted:

This except the opposite

You are a terrible person

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

a neat cape posted:

This except the opposite

No, bad Ross!

Wonder what this would mean for the CFL-NFL agreement?

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
12 mans, 3 downs, and drop kicks?

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Also bigger balls

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

MakaVillian posted:

No, bad Ross!

Wonder what this would mean for the CFL-NFL agreement?

I thought the official formal CFL-NFL arrangement ended years ago?

According to what I read previously the CFLs TV deal in Canada with TSN is expired or expiring after this season and with no attending fans the league is pretty hosed right now so some sort of merger with the XFL isn't surprising

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

DariusLikewise posted:

I thought the official formal CFL-NFL arrangement ended years ago?



Oh maybe, I haven't paid much attention to the CFL for a few years

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

DariusLikewise posted:

I thought the official formal CFL-NFL arrangement ended years ago?

According to what I read previously the CFLs TV deal in Canada with TSN is expired or expiring after this season and with no attending fans the league is pretty hosed right now so some sort of merger with the XFL isn't surprising

No the tv deal goes to 2025.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
I don’t know how two leagues with widely different rules could work together. One needs to absorb the other.

nah
Mar 16, 2009

They flip coins to decide which rules to follow before each game

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

nah posted:

They flip coins to decide which rules to follow before each game drive

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Each team plays by their leagues rule set.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Alternate 3 downs and 4 downs every series.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

there's a lot of ways to work together without making xfl teams play against cfl teams and they're going to do all of them all night long

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


davecrazy posted:

Alternate 3 downs and 4 downs every series.

Your number of downs is equal to the quarter.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
lol this thread is a year old

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Nick Jr. Face posted:

lol this thread is a year old

7 pages
1 bankruptcy
1 revival
2 season postponements https://www.cbr.com/xfl-2022-season-postponed-cfl-deal/

Whoever doubted XFL 2.0 would be at least as fast-paced as XFL 1.0, :rip:

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Don’t forget “bought by The Rock lmao”, proving that life is in fact scripted.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Cavauro posted:

there's a lot of ways to work together without making xfl teams play against cfl teams and they're going to do all of them all night long

It makes 0 sense for the XFL to merge with the CFL. How does that help the XFL business model? I don't see Fox wanting to show Rider/Argo games and the whole reason for the XFL is tv money.

If anything I think there's gonna be marketing help from the XFL in exchange for player movement/sharing stuff.

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blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
The CFL is just going to rebrand as the XFL, and maybe add a few US teams for the viewers.

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