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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Yeah actually it looks pretty good. Rip her mom and dad:



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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > C-SPAM: it means clown spam > Post Trump realizing that he's going to die under Trump here

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
trump did vote for trump, so it was inevitable

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca



I'm swiping this from another thread, but turns out the evening before he announced his positive covid test, Donnie was schmoozing and hobnobbing with donors. And they're all freaking out now

https://twitter.com/schwartzbCNBC/status/1312044438429073408
https://twitter.com/schwartzbCNBC/status/1312060210597564417

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

DemoneeHo posted:

I'm swiping this from another thread, but turns out the evening before he announced his positive covid test, Donnie was schmoozing and hobnobbing with donors. And they're all freaking out now

https://twitter.com/schwartzbCNBC/status/1312044438429073408

https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1312097485582733315?s=20

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

DemoneeHo posted:

I'm swiping this from another thread, but turns out the evening before he announced his positive covid test, Donnie was schmoozing and hobnobbing with donors. And they're all freaking out now

https://twitter.com/schwartzbCNBC/status/1312044438429073408
https://twitter.com/schwartzbCNBC/status/1312060210597564417

So these people are the reason every single doctor’s office I call has a phone menu that starts with, “If this is a medical emergency, hang up now and dial 911.” I always thought that was ridiculous and people couldn’t possibly be that stupid, but here are these people asking the RNC for medical advice.

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

The GOP being all decrepit fat guys who can't help but hug and kiss each other and their big wet infected president meaning that there's a nonzero chance that most of the upper echelon of an entire political party will drown in their own fluids in the space of a few weeks is so goddamn funny

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

The GOP being all decrepit fat guys who can't help but hug and kiss each other and their big wet infected president meaning that there's a nonzero chance that most of the upper echelon of an entire political party will drown in their own fluids in the space of a few weeks is so goddamn funny

siri, what is a petard and how does it hoist you

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Help! What to do about the 30-50 feral Republican that run onto my golf course within 3-5 feet of my Covid-infected president?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Pentecoastal Elites posted:

The GOP being all decrepit fat guys who can't help but hug and kiss each other and their big wet infected president meaning that there's a nonzero chance that most of the upper echelon of an entire political party will drown in their own fluids in the space of a few weeks is so goddamn funny

old fat people who couldn't stop kissing and hugging one another was the big reason it spread so fast in Italy iirc

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

old fat people who couldn't stop kissing and hugging one another was the big reason it spread so fast in Italy iirc

abbondanza!

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
dial toll free 1 800 TRUMP LOL if you or someone you know has been exposed to Trump
operators are standing by

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1312025999538749440?s=20

https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/status/1312129512830758912?s=20

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
Trump hasn't actually tweeted in 18 hrs and is now being air lifted to Walter Reed to take experimental medicine. Lol

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Thundercracker posted:

Trump hasn't actually tweeted in 18 hrs and is now being air lifted to Walter Reed to take experimental medicine. Lol

I hear they're doing amazing things with disinfectants and UV light these days.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I've just had Radiohead's Karma police stuck in my head all day

*~*~ this is what you get ~*~*~

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
It's a shame the run is over but you have to admit age 74 is a hell of a record to beat for experiencing your first consequence.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
https://twitter.com/KellyannePolls/status/1312214949658152960

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


RIP 'Rona McDaniel

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

https://twitter.com/laura_hudson/status/1312211012355981312

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1312215396682928129

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Thirty to fifty federal pigs

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp
hahahaahaha the title change :yeshaha: :crnasickos:

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
This is now Trump's most popular tweet by a factor of 2, and only 10% away from the twitter all-time top 20

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


lol mods missed a Trump. Sad!

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

For reference, this was the Rose Garden event, with some of the infected circled. Since this tweet was first posted, Sen Thom Tillis (NC) and Kelly Anne Conway have also tested positive:

https://twitter.com/JesseOSheaMD/status/1312108098891390982?s=20

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1312064332306542592?s=20

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
a crowd of rich assholes who either thought they were above such petty matters as infectious disease or that infectious diseases in general are a satanic hoax. maybe one in ten are wearing a mask, but not a single person is social distancing.

lol dying of hubris but also respiratory failure.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

a crowd of rich assholes who either thought they were above such petty matters as infectious disease or that infectious diseases in general are a satanic hoax. maybe one in ten are wearing a mask, but not a single person is social distancing.

lol dying of hubris but also respiratory failure.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Is this real because lmao

https://twitter.com/ASlavitt/status/1312134788573089792?s=19

If so Trump knew he'd been exposed (and probably had a positive test) and dodged the pre debate test so that he wouldn't have to cancel

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Party Boat posted:

Is this real because lmao

https://twitter.com/ASlavitt/status/1312134788573089792?s=19

If so Trump knew he'd been exposed (and probably had a positive test) and dodged the pre debate test so that he wouldn't have to cancel

such determination. again, lol at smug people suggesting that this could all be some move to try to get out of doing the debates, like he'd want to

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I don't even know where to put this one:

https://twitter.com/kthorjensen/status/1312150694913163264?s=21

JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?
https://twitter.com/semperdiced/status/1312402084914851842?s=20

ETA: Ah, gently caress, I guess the idiot misspoke.

JaneError has issued a correction as of 15:55 on Oct 3, 2020

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

a crowd of rich assholes who either thought they were above such petty matters as infectious disease or that infectious diseases in general are a satanic hoax. maybe one in ten are wearing a mask, but not a single person is social distancing.

lol dying of hubris but also respiratory failure.

not only that but it was to announce amy coney barrett which they could’ve done through a wire but no, they wanted to parade her around and own the libs

and as a result there’s the actual possibility that they might not even be able to ram it through before the election

i knew this administration was incompetent but this might be one of the worst own goals i’ve ever seen

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
can you still call this an october surprise when it isn't actually surprising at all?

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Declan MacManus posted:

not only that but it was to announce amy coney barrett which they could’ve done through a wire but no, they wanted to parade her around and own the libs

and as a result there’s the actual possibility that they might not even be able to ram it through before the election

i knew this administration was incompetent but this might be one of the worst own goals i’ve ever seen

they were doing a victory lap while the track is on fire to own the libs, lol

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Declan MacManus posted:

not only that but it was to announce amy coney barrett which they could’ve done through a wire but no, they wanted to parade her around and own the libs

and as a result there’s the actual possibility that they might not even be able to ram it through before the election

i knew this administration was incompetent but this might be one of the worst own goals i’ve ever seen

Barrett getting confirmed after the election, catching COVID, then never sitting on the court because of illness, then the democrats nominating someone else in place of her the day after inauguration, will be the funniest sequence of events we can hope for.

DMCrimson has issued a correction as of 16:35 on Oct 3, 2020

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

DMCrimson posted:

Barrett getting confirmed after the election, catching COVID, then never sitting on the court because of illness, then the democrats nominating someone else in place of her, will be the funniest sequence of events we can hope for.

It must have been in a different thread but someone suggested a sequence of events where Trump is sick for a long time and then he falls down a ramp on live tv and drowns in a toilet.

Penguissimo
Apr 7, 2007

DMCrimson posted:

Barrett getting confirmed after the election, catching COVID, then never sitting on the court because of illness, then the democrats nominating someone else in place of her the day after inauguration, will be the funniest sequence of events we can hope for.

There are reports that she's already had the virus so at this point it seems better to hope that she's somehow still shedding virus and was the superspreader at the event over the weekend

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Penguissimo posted:

There are reports that she's already had the virus so at this point it seems better to hope that she's somehow still shedding virus and was the superspreader at the event over the weekend

Haven’t there been people who seemed to catch it twice or who seemed to be infectious after a long period of negative tests?

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brap
Aug 23, 2004

Grimey Drawer
the second time you catch it can be worse

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