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I feel like if Donald John Trump, 45th President of the United States of America, dies after a months long campaign to own the libs over the novel virus that would've been the cause of his death, this thread should be goldmined because nothing else in the genre will ever top that
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especially considering that he's taking out like half of Republican leadership with him
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Oct 3, 2020 18:45
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So was it ever determined if Marine-1 has an onboard toilet? Or did they just have to hose it down?
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Oct 3, 2020 18:49
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they usually just open the side door but air turbulence blasted it all right back in this time
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Oct 3, 2020 18:56
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https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/1312442681662926850
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Oct 3, 2020 19:02
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https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1312454778719330304?s=20
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Oct 3, 2020 19:10
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Theraflu isn't for colds u moran
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Oct 3, 2020 19:15
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Yeah it's for theras
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Oct 3, 2020 19:19
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https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1312424664048848896?s=10
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Oct 3, 2020 19:24
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Just amazing that anyone thought Trump cared about them
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Oct 3, 2020 19:29
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Crazypoops posted:Just amazing that anyone thought Trump cared about them the mooch will never stop being funny
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Oct 3, 2020 19:31
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I can’t imagine a fatty 74 yo needing oxygen after 2 days and then magically not needing it
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Oct 3, 2020 19:32
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Epic High Five posted:I feel like if Donald John Trump, 45th President of the United States of America, dies after a months long campaign to own the libs over the novel virus that would've been the cause of his death, this thread should be goldmined because nothing else in the genre will ever top that Move this thread to the goldmine, move every other thread ever goldmined to a new silvermine.
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Oct 3, 2020 19:35
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imagine having to explain the concept of death to a 74 year old idiot who is also the leader of the free world "its like going to commercial break but... you just dont come back" "that doesnt sound so bad."
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Oct 3, 2020 19:59
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Oct 3, 2020 20:03
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tfw you finally wake up and smell the corona
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Oct 3, 2020 20:04
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euphronius posted:I can’t imagine a fatty 74 yo needing oxygen after 2 days and then magically not needing it
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Oct 3, 2020 20:04
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This is why it's fine if he dies without going to jail. If he's not in a drug-induced coma and intubated, he's probably having an existential crisis, staring at his own mortality like never before.
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Oct 3, 2020 20:08
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FMguru posted:It's because he has the best genes, op. I want to say that Trump's horse race theory of genetics and his belief in his superior stock are idiotic because obviously they are, but the fact that he's lived the way he has for so long on a diet of fast foot and a firm belief that exercise only kills you is making that hard. If he survives this despite having every risk factor imaginable I think my mind might break
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Oct 3, 2020 20:09
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Cthulu Carl posted:This is why it's fine if he dies without going to jail. honestly i have very little faith in him ever going to jail anyway on the other hand, if he's dead, there's no longer anything protecting the rest of his horrible family, so this may work out for the best
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Oct 3, 2020 20:12
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christmas boots posted:I want to say that Trump's horse race theory of genetics and his belief in his superior stock are idiotic because obviously they are, but the fact that he's lived the way he has for so long on a diet of fast foot and a firm belief that exercise only kills you is making that hard. If he survives this despite having every risk factor imaginable I think my mind might break Longevity is just luck and genes, live like a degenerate, it dont matta
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Oct 3, 2020 20:13
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Lol trump ain't going to jail, who'd send him there? Get real lmao
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Oct 3, 2020 20:14
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It’s me, the trump worker who is only discovering today that Donald trump does not care if I live or die. Funny you should ask, I was indeed born yesterday from a tiny golden egg.
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Oct 3, 2020 20:17
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euphronius posted:I can’t imagine a fatty 74 yo needing oxygen after 2 days and then magically not needing it
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Oct 3, 2020 20:40
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Don’t need oxygen if you’ve transcended life and death.
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Oct 3, 2020 20:40
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george you loving dipshit why aren’t you and your dumb wife getting tested regularly, she works in close quarters with a bunch of chuds who don’t take infectious disease seriously (and is one herself natch but you know)
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Oct 3, 2020 21:07
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Cthulu Carl posted:This is why it's fine if he dies without going to jail. He is way too stupid to be afraid for his life. He thinks this will just blow right over like everything else.
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Oct 3, 2020 21:24
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Elephant Ambush posted:He is way too stupid to be afraid for his life. He thinks this will just blow right over like everything else. because it will
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Oct 3, 2020 21:45
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Declan MacManus posted:george you loving dipshit why aren’t you and your dumb wife getting tested regularly, she works in close quarters with a bunch of chuds who don’t take infectious disease seriously (and is one herself natch but you know) yeah it's really telling and makes it obvious why they're refusing to answer when the last time trump tested negative
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Oct 3, 2020 21:49
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Elephant Ambush posted:He is way too stupid to be afraid for his life. He thinks this will just blow right over like everything else.
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Oct 3, 2020 21:55
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it’s pretty funny that Trump has probably never confronted his mortality until now, whereas I have been in an existential crisis since age 13 LOL
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Oct 3, 2020 22:07
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This belongs here too. 
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Oct 3, 2020 23:23
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Anyone else have a strong, sudden urge to rewatch Downfall?
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Oct 3, 2020 23:28
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https://twitter.com/NMalliotakis/status/1312457383445110784
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Oct 3, 2020 23:46
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armchairyoda posted:This belongs here too. Holy poo poo
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Oct 3, 2020 23:56
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Dustcat posted:tfw you finally wake up with no sense of smell
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Oct 4, 2020 01:45
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Dustcat posted:honestly i have very little faith in him ever going to jail anyway You've forgotten the most powerful thing of all:  "It would be terribly unfair to investigate the billions of dollars stolen and possible treason committed by Trumps family after the loss of their patriarch. So we'll do nothing."
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Oct 4, 2020 03:20
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lol sweet garmonbozia
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Oct 4, 2020 04:39
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Stoatbringer posted:So was it ever determined if Marine-1 has an onboard toilet? Or did they just have to hose it down?
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Oct 4, 2020 05:59
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regular passenger jets have toilets, as do private jets. why wouldn't the heavily secured yet luxurious transportation for the most powerful person in the world have one?
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