NFL Week 5 N/V: Taking it in the chin.

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Mega64 posted:

What about four posts, almost everyone can count to four!

# ? Oct 11, 2020 18:57

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 21:03

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Has there ever been a celebration before entering the end zone? Meaning the player gets such separation that it�s no contest and essentially mocks the other team before scoring?

Closest I can think of is Bestmode and the crotch grab as Marshawn flies backwards into the endzone

# ? Oct 11, 2020 19:10

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Gatts posted:

Has there ever been a celebration before entering the end zone? Meaning the player gets such separation that it�s no contest and essentially mocks the other team before scoring?

Closest I can think of is Bestmode and the crotch grab as Marshawn flies backwards into the endzone

Dolphins did a high five around the 20

https://youtu.be/3zAd1KhJc9g

# ? Oct 11, 2020 19:16

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Gatts posted:

Has there ever been a celebration before entering the end zone? Meaning the player gets such separation that it�s no contest and essentially mocks the other team before scoring?

Closest I can think of is Bestmode and the crotch grab as Marshawn flies backwards into the endzone

Plenty of times. You�ll see guys start dancing at the five yard line or thereabouts if they�ve got enough celebration. There�s more than once clip where Deion Sanders would start high stepping at like the 15 (Or practically midfield), and I know guys like Michael Irvin and others known for celebrating would do it before the crosses the goal line. There�s a cool clip from the Greatest Show on Turf days where two Rams receivers got insanely open on the same play and ran in side-by-side fake yelling at each other kinda like the Dolphins in the above clip.

Of course, the other side of it is guys celebrating early doesn�t always work. See Leon Lett in Super Bowl XXVII, or Desean Jackson dropping the ball at the one yard line early in his career (2008?).

# ? Oct 11, 2020 19:17

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Gatts posted:

Has there ever been a celebration before entering the end zone? Meaning the player gets such separation that it’s no contest and essentially mocks the other team before scoring?

Closest I can think of is Bestmode and the crotch grab as Marshawn flies backwards into the endzone

Not even the best example of an early celebration from that player

https://youtu.be/DeKTY20AFg4

# ? Oct 11, 2020 19:17

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Gatts posted:

Has there ever been a celebration before entering the end zone? Meaning the player gets such separation that it’s no contest and essentially mocks the other team before scoring?

Closest I can think of is Bestmode and the crotch grab as Marshawn flies backwards into the endzone

Players wave and throw up peace signs the time. Marshawn would regularly slow to an almost crawl as he hit the end zone.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 19:24

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Lamar did it like...last week

# ? Oct 11, 2020 19:43

The Dave: Sep 9, 2003

Gatts posted:

Has there ever been a celebration before entering the end zone? Meaning the player gets such separation that it�s no contest and essentially mocks the other team before scoring?

Closest I can think of is Bestmode and the crotch grab as Marshawn flies backwards into the endzone

Have you never seen high stepping?

# ? Oct 11, 2020 19:46

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1315363545715007490

# ? Oct 11, 2020 19:52

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1315363643593293835?s=09

Jesus Christ lmao

# ? Oct 11, 2020 19:52

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

e: wrong thread

# ? Oct 11, 2020 19:54

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

To be honest I meant something more obnoxious and blatant, yeah point made

# ? Oct 11, 2020 19:58

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Wtf just happened?

# ? Oct 11, 2020 19:58

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

maybe now they can figure if the bills are playing on tuesday

# ? Oct 11, 2020 20:00

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Gatts posted:

To be honest I meant something more obnoxious and blatant, yeah point made

Here is an example from college that got negated because the NCAA is run by the whitest people on earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT_TGuoLdmk

# ? Oct 11, 2020 20:00

LiquidFriend: Apr 5, 2005

4 pm on a Monday? What the gently caress NFL

# ? Oct 11, 2020 20:02

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Lol at the AFC

# ? Oct 11, 2020 20:06

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

LiquidFriend posted:

4 pm on a Monday? What the gently caress NFL

Was wondering about this with Chiefs/Pats. I assume ESPN made a fuss with the rescheduled game spilling over into their game, since by default any game that wasn't on Monday or Thursday night is probably a more interesting game to watch.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 20:07

Gerund: Sep 12, 2007; He push a man

One game getting goomba-stomped by corona is resulting in a reshuffling of eight additional games from eight teams from Week 5 to Week 11.

I wonder if the NFL runs out of schedule runway they won't just tell some no-hope teams to get hosed and cancel their games.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 20:12

Manoueverable: Oct 23, 2010; Dubs Loves Wubs

FizFashizzle posted:

My god, is that Obama's music?!

Obama is low-key one of the main villains of 2020 and I would be totally unsurprised if he intervened the moment the players tried something here

# ? Oct 11, 2020 20:15

Fire Safety Doug: Sep 3, 2006; 99 % caffeine free is 99 % not my kinda thing

fartknocker posted:

You�ll see guys start dancing at the five yard line or thereabouts if they�ve got enough celebration.

DCOA (Defense-adjusted Celebration Over Average)

# ? Oct 11, 2020 20:16

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

4pm games own, thanks nfl

# ? Oct 11, 2020 20:17

chamois: Oct 24, 2010

"historical punishment" lol

# ? Oct 11, 2020 20:26

Lifespan: Mar 5, 2002

So... when the next team fails protocol and they need to postpone again... will it be another 5 pages or will it negate the last couple of pages and just add a couple more?

# ? Oct 11, 2020 20:33

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Fire Safety Doug posted:

DCOA (Defense-adjusted Celebration Over Average)

Autocorrect while shitposting and working is a motherfucker sometimes. :v:

# ? Oct 11, 2020 20:34

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

Good thing we got by the time the virus is around so no further changes will be needed - Roger Goodell

# ? Oct 11, 2020 20:34

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Let's check in with Vic Fangio to see if he agrees with his players having every right to be upset at wasting energy on what essentially became a bye week:

https://twitter.com/bypaulklee/status/1315318717706768384?s=19

Got 'em

# ? Oct 11, 2020 20:38

pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

Better Than You posted:

Let's check in with Vic Fangio to see if he agrees with his players having every right to be upset at wasting energy on what essentially became a bye week:

https://twitter.com/bypaulklee/status/1315318717706768384?s=19

Got 'em

vic fangio, tryhard

# ? Oct 11, 2020 20:40

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Better Than You posted:

Let's check in with Vic Fangio to see if he agrees with his players having every right to be upset at wasting energy on what essentially became a bye week:

https://twitter.com/bypaulklee/status/1315318717706768384?s=19

Got 'em

All football coach brains are broken in the same way

# ? Oct 11, 2020 20:45