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Yestermoment posted:A quote for every thread, now that the sale went through and I don't live in fear of :banhammer: for it: EorayMel posted:Requote/repost Saving these from the bottom of the page
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 02:27 |
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Nevermind I'm done with this site after all
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 02:32 |
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Cesar Cedeno posted:There are already top secret civilian facilities in the US working on this.
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 03:21 |
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ikanreed posted:I've been continuing to tool around with AI aided simpsons shitposts, and while I have haven't yet gotten my algorithms to where they do what I want, this in-between artifact representing the average color change over time in the 411 scene looked really cool.
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 05:28 |
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Unban this poster immediately.
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 05:45 |
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seattle plague rat posted:unfortunately for chris christie when he is intubated & blown up like a baloon medicinally his large size makes it likely that he will simply bust at the seams and do what the medical community call 'pop like a fried pizza roll'
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 05:56 |
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Yestermoment posted:A quote for every thread, now that the sale went through and I don't live in fear of :banhammer: for it: coward
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Bringing back the classic Malign posted back in 2000 or 2001: Richard, It seems I have underestimated your ability to fail. For that, I apologize. Not to you, but to the people who would enjoyed seeing me tearing your little world apart just that much more. It's a shame, really, that you ignored all of my warnings. Perhaps, if you had just a few brain cells left that weren't circling the bowl, you would have realized how pointless and counterproductive this whole thing was and quit a long time ago. This little venture of yours has failed on every level. On a personal level, for example, have you noticed that the very people you profess to hate have infested your site? They are utterly devoid of reason, their minds deluded with lies and ignorance. Their perceptions are hard-coded in a language they will never understand. Yet, these empty shells have flocked here, and what's even more amusing about it is, they emulate you. They've taken the worst things about you, namely your personality and humor, and twisted it into something far more repugnant than even you are capable of being. One bad joke becomes one thousand hideous hybrids, and it spreads like a virus. This is your audience, Richard, and they love you. That isn't very important, though. I am sure you don't care, as long as they're lined up at the trough. What is important, however, is this. I would guess that you take as much enjoyment as anyone might at seeing these ridiculous business models fail like the insane fantasies they were. The pseudo reality of Internet commerce has finally been perceived for what it is, and the only people left are those who were lucky, smart or both. Now, being exposed to so much talk of this, for what, like over a loving year now, have you ever stopped to consider how you ever came to the conclusion that a parasite like yourself could possibly hope to survive in this environment? The corporate tit is gone, and you are completely incapable of surviving on your own. You think these failed companies had stupid business models? How about yours? I knew the advertising market was going to collapse years ago, because it's based on the assumption that banners are effective. Think about it.. You are entirely dependant on advertising.. yet, the people you try to attract are people who aren't going to click on, let alone buy whatever stupid crap that is being advertised. I am sure most of the clicks you have gotten have been sympathy clicks. Did you actually think that it was going to last forever? Everybody knows it doesn't loving work, and most sites have to beg their readers to click, just to pay the server bill. Did you think corporations weren't going to notice that no one was buying their products? You're an idiot, Richard, and I sincerely mean that. The contemptuously stupid decisions you made regarding the various networks you joined don't matter at all because the entire idea was flawed from the start. Enjoy your last moments as a free man. You'll soon be shovelling poo poo for the rest of your life at some nameless corporation, a vacant look forever etched upon your face. Years from now, when you're no better off than when you started, when it finally hits you that it's all been nothing but a wasted lie, think of me. Think of me, Richard, and when you do, realize that I was the only beacon of logic and truth in this sad menagerie. You seem predestined for failure, however, so I doubt there is anything one can do for you. Just remember, when the joy is gone, when you're clawing at the boundaries of your little world, you always had a choice.
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bell jar posted:coward Nah it actually made sense in this rare case, because that would have just gone back to Lowtax. Now rereg fees ostensibly go to the site/Jeffrey.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:What was Worcester, MA named for? I hope it’s something that ties into it being a godawful shithole. Play posted:Definitely sounds like old English so probably just named after some random English town Outrail posted:Do you have a sauce for that?
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 12:20 |
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IronClaymore posted:Today on Extremely Mundane Adventures in a medical laboratory, I go on an epic quest!
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I am going to assume this ancient quote is fair to post here.jipsiisback posted:You all tried too run me off of youtube, and stickam guess what morons I got FEATURED.I would truly like to have logical conversation with alot of you ,but you are all a bunch of nerd fuckery morons..You trolled me and lost how does defeat taste bitches?..I own you all and Lotax the clown.Just to prove I am featured on youtube here is the proof http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0YRVqeJ31I also you handing out my phone #'s what a joke you all are here they are bitches you want a second beat down?1-416-883-3385 1-416-871-0170Tries also to troll my stickam room you are all full of fail inface EPIC FAIL http://www.stickam.com/profile/jipsiville
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 16:13 |
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Pretty disappointed the YouTube video doesn't exist anymore.
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 16:30 |
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Toad on a Roll posted:NOW IT’S A FUCKIN PARTY
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 17:16 |
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From the same thread ...LadyAmbien posted:Why are you still here?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:From the same thread ... You missed this
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 18:25 |
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:
Platystemon posted:I’ve heard of dice stacked in one’s favour, but this is ridiculous. SiKboy posted:Traditionally Yahtzee does come with a dice cup. This version its apparently a D.
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extra row of teeth posted:Someone got a boner during that King of the Hill episode where Bobby was like THAT'S MY PURSE but needed to involve Sonic somehow because they always loving do
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 01:55 |
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TheHomerTax posted:Why does Yahtzee die need boobs? My brain is now saying this in the same way Kirk be like "What does God... need with a starship?"
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 06:59 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:My brain is now saying this in the same way Kirk be like "What does God... need with a starship?" The answer to both is loving weird non-humans.
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 07:25 |
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Having just seen the same ad, I wish I had thought this:Dr Christmas posted:I got a Trump ad on the top of the YouTube home page warning that Biden and Harris are going to “cancel” you. Edgar Allen Ho posted:Good thing no Americans have been cancelled under Trump’s watch
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NienNunb posted:Can we get baseball hats that FYAD or GBS on them again like it's 2003 Geemer posted:Pretty sure we already got conned enough.
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OwlFancier posted:No a lot of birds of prey can do that, they hover in the wind. ArcMage posted:Seen in a lot of marine birds, who sometimes just need to be in the air for a month; huge energy savings, often energy profits. Why flap if you don't need to? Solice Kirsk posted:No Flap November.
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# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:57 |
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Lmao
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# ? Oct 13, 2020 08:14 |
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Bob Morales posted:I just buy a $59 brother at Staples every time I want to print. Super Soaker Party! posted:Dude I don't know how to tell you this but slavery became illegal like 150 years ago. Jesus Christ.
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# ? Oct 13, 2020 20:24 |
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Richard Pryor’s The Desktop Publishing Appliance.
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# ? Oct 13, 2020 21:06 |
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Lmfao he was probated for that? Worth it
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# ? Oct 13, 2020 21:14 |
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Immediately followed by a white noiser saying how good it is that he got punished It's almost comforting to know these forums will continue to suck without lowtax
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# ? Oct 13, 2020 22:20 |
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Some thing you just don't joke about. Like Spam emails. That poo poo is serious business.
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# ? Oct 13, 2020 22:27 |
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The Maestro posted:Lmfao he was probated for that? Worth it Internet Explorer is trying hard to be the new Moon Slayer when it comes to arbitrary probes.
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# ? Oct 13, 2020 22:42 |
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Captain Monkey posted:Internet Explorer is trying hard to be the new Moon Slayer when it comes to arbitrary probes. It’s very funny that the mod’s reasoning was that black people (in tech) wouldn’t like to be reminded about the history of enslavement wrought upon them.
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# ? Oct 13, 2020 22:47 |
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Moon Slayer's not a mod anymore? I missed that. He wasn't awful, but definitely a bit all over the place. I see sweeperbravo's a mod now. Think that's a good pick, I've never seen her be lovely.
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# ? Oct 13, 2020 23:06 |
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The Maestro posted:Lmfao he was probated for that? Worth it Immediately demod anyone who opines on whether a joke, "needed to be made," please and thank you.
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Phlegmish posted:Moon Slayer's not a mod anymore? I missed that. He wasn't awful, but definitely a bit all over the place. I dunno. But check out the SHSC job thread’s last page for IE being hilariously inept.
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Patrick Spens posted:Immediately demod anyone who opines on whether a joke, "needed to be made," please and thank you. Especially if they're asking it to your parents
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Phlegmish posted:
Oh so you’ve never seen a single post ever by her?
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I kid I kid. I recommended her for the position after turning it down for the 6th time.
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