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I can't even say theres "standard" Q anymore. It's become so decentralized it's insane.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 19:08 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 22:48 |
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Yeah Q is now basically the black helicopters/lizardpeople/hollow earth/etc. contingent, except now extra virulent and all mashed together.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 19:12 |
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Mad Hamish posted:My insane Q co-worker cheerfully told us all today that Biden will cancel Christmas this year and lock everyone up in internment camps if he wins. She also told us that Bruno Mars is a transman and you can tell that because he is so short. There was an additional shocking revelation that the Pope and Prince Philip are members of the Deep State who, like all of their kind, have bugs inside their eyes, which were first discovered in Québec and were brought to Europe by the Nazis. These bugs can be seen in TV broadcasts featuring Deep State individuals. The, 'all the white folks gonna be put in internment camps when the libs win' has been going on since at least March. At least, that's when my brother started spewing it. I'd like to say that come a year or two from now and there is no white people internment camp that they will realize how duped they were but I doubt it will register. They are used to the things they believe not coming true, it's practically a key description of the core of the movement at this point.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 19:16 |
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Mad Hamish posted:My insane Q co-worker cheerfully told us all today that Biden will cancel Christmas this year and lock everyone up in internment camps if he wins. She also told us that Bruno Mars is a transman and you can tell that because he is so short. There was an additional shocking revelation that the Pope and Prince Philip are members of the Deep State who, like all of their kind, have bugs inside their eyes, which were first discovered in Québec and were brought to Europe by the Nazis. These bugs can be seen in TV broadcasts featuring Deep State individuals. I would start making monetary bets with this person.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 19:36 |
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Prince phillip does look like he's infested with bugs tbf. Like there are very few people moving around and being photographed that look like like corpses than him.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 19:39 |
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Mad Hamish posted:My insane Q co-worker cheerfully told us all today that Biden will cancel Christmas this year and lock everyone up in internment camps if he wins. She also told us that Bruno Mars is a transman and you can tell that because he is so short. There was an additional shocking revelation that the Pope and Prince Philip are members of the Deep State who, like all of their kind, have bugs inside their eyes, which were first discovered in Québec and were brought to Europe by the Nazis. These bugs can be seen in TV broadcasts featuring Deep State individuals. this is all 100% standard q stuff. you're not even touching the more fringe elements yet.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 19:42 |
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Mad Hamish posted:My insane Q co-worker cheerfully told us all today that Biden will cancel Christmas this year and lock everyone up in internment camps if he wins. Wow, you work with Donald Trump?
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 20:13 |
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Also, Biden won't be president this christmas no matter what happens and the Pope and Prince Phillip can't be deep state. They are just the state. You can't be part of a group undermining the state when you are the embodiment of the state, at that point it's just policy. Someone subverting them would be the deep state. Not that things like the causal nature of time or direct public meanings amount to anything.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 20:14 |
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Oh my God she just went on a ten-minute ramble about how there were not one but two Jesuses and Trump is descended from both of them
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 20:25 |
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OwlFancier posted:Prince phillip does look like he's infested with bugs tbf. Like there are very few people moving around and being photographed that look like like corpses than him. It's called syphilis from loving hundreds of women
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 20:28 |
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Mad Hamish posted:Oh my God she just went on a ten-minute ramble about how there were not one but two Jesuses and Trump is descended from both of them And one of them got all the dominant genes and the other got all the recessive genes, and then the one with all the recessive genes stole a nuclear robot but the one with the dominant genes fought him and won, and then they made a perfect clone of their father and he became president of the united states.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 20:29 |
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Does Bruno Mars Is Trans?
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 20:29 |
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Mad Hamish posted:Oh my God she just went on a ten-minute ramble about how there were not one but two Jesuses and Trump is descended from both of them So Donald Trump is Humperdoo. Checks out.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 20:30 |
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report your insane coworker to HR, OP (if you work at a place with HR, lol)
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 20:30 |
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Donald Trump is half Mexican?
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 20:31 |
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What websites are there to follow what these Q lunatics are actually saying? All the major social media sites and Google are cracking down on their poo poo so It’s not easy (for me) to find. If you google QAnon it’s all just article about how it’s a crazy cult.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 20:34 |
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Delthalaz posted:What websites are there to follow what these Q lunatics are actually saying? All the major social media sites and Google are cracking down on their poo poo so It’s not easy (for me) to find. If you google QAnon it’s all just article about how it’s a crazy cult. You pretty much need to get the information from the sources, which is made a lot more difficult now that publicly identifying as a Qanon person has consequences on social media. The Qanon politicians and more-public "faces" are a good barometer of what the generals of the conspiracy are, but you need to do some digging verging on actual journalism to see what the Qanon mommy-blogs are ranting about this week. Which is why I don't bother and just give money to Qanon Anonymous, to keep me informed about it and entertained enough to keep me from breaking down emotionally over it.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 20:43 |
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:report your insane coworker to HR, OP Probably is HR
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 21:04 |
considering he couldn't get giuliani who was hanging out under his nose, I don't have a whole lot of confidence in trump getting the rest of the cabal https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1318988574247747584?s=20
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 21:04 |
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OwlFancier posted:Can you admit documents as evidence if they are dated after the conclusion of the trial? I don't see why not. Chain of custody might be a problem though if the defendant has the only time machine in existence. How could you satisfy the court that these are err will be the original unaltered documents.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 21:42 |
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Mad Hamish posted:Oh my God she just went on a ten-minute ramble about how there were not one but two Jesuses and Trump is descended from both of them Sounds gay as hell In other words is this religion recruiting
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 21:44 |
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VitalSigns posted:I don't see why not. By entering them into the record they fulfill the prophecy and become/always were legitimate.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 21:59 |
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Actually thinking about it the plot of metal gear solid is very Q like. I want to introduce them to it. Ok so there's this guy, who is the greatest soldier who ever lived, and he goes to russia to help a super scientist defect right, but he meets his trainer who defected to the soviets because she wanted a world where everyone could be a soldier and also she's his mam I think and he has to fight a guy made of lightning to stop the soviets from making a super tank and conquering the world and one time he ate a bird that ate a guy and then he ran into a psychic guy who made him meet the ghost of the guy who he ate by eating the bird and he had to overcome the psychic mind control and there was also a guy who controlled bees and a really old guy who was a plant and had a parrot and anyway after he did that he went to south america but his boss stole his genes and cloned him and the clones were different and he set up a secret organization to control information and they made AI and more nuclear robots and I didn't watch peace walker all the way through so anyway after some stuff happens the deep state CIA sends a skull dude to blow up his secret off shore oil rig base and there is this psychic kid who feeds off anger and the lightning guy he fought before comes back but he's on fire now and the skull guy wants to destroy the west by decolonizing it by killing people who speak english using ancient native american parasites that also give people super powers and the main guy, right, isn't the main guy he's a friend of the main guy's who was secretly surgically altered to look like the main guy but he actually isn't but he forgot but everyone pretends he is because the real main guy has to go and do the same thing the fake main guy is doing but different and he also dies afterwards because his cool son kills him except maybe he doesn't if you believe the secret ending of the other game where the son is old because of a secret virus that only kills people the deep state wants it to except it's mutating and getting out of control and it might kill everyone but in the secret ending the main guy is alive except the virus kills him but it was all a ruse you see also the deep state controls everyone's emotions with AI 5g chips implanted in the military so that's why the guy's son had to blow up the AI at the end. OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Oct 21, 2020 |
# ? Oct 21, 2020 22:00 |
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Murgos posted:I've got an idea. How about Counter-Conspiracies? Which I guess would be world-wide government conspiracies to cover up and de-legitimize non-governmental conspiracies? Use even more attractive, but harmless, conspiracies to distract conspiracy minded people to things that don't involve attacking random people on the street or burning museums. Stuff like the my-little pony people are hiding even sexier ponies because they are so sexy even the normies will want to sex them. "Okay, so the problem is that we have one big conspiracy that seems to include all other conspiracies under its banner. We'll break it up by introducing smaller, more innocent conspiracies, therefore fracturing the big one into smaller factions that can then be more easily dispersed." ~two months later~ "Okay, so the problem is that we have one big conspiracy that seems to include all other conspiracies, including the ones we introduced, under its banner."
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 22:06 |
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:It's called syphilis from loving hundreds of women "women" Try "girls"
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 22:20 |
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Murgos posted:Also, Biden won't be president this christmas no matter what happens and the Pope and Prince Phillip can't be deep state. They are just the state. You can't be part of a group undermining the state when you are the embodiment of the state, at that point it's just policy. Someone subverting them would be the deep state. I heard the same about John F. Kennedy Jr. Wheels within wheels.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 23:05 |
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:Sadly, there usually aren't individual events that make someone disbelieve a conspiracy theory. The mountain of debunked "evidence" and the constant passing of predicted "the storm is finally here!" dates is proof enough of that. True believers will tie themselves in knots to delude themselves that, actually, they're still right and need to Trust the Plan. For me the worrying part is this is basically a partisan weaponized version of the Satanic Panic; before, there was no specific bad guy, and it wasn't particularly partisan (conservative, yes, politically aligned no), it was just "they" and eventually people could walk away with a "well, I guess there's no more". Bad theories plus bad data collection (i.e. remarkably if you use adult interrogation techniques on children they cave quickly and will tell you whatever you want them to) produced these cases, and once those cases fell through and police were given the "don't do that" the cases feeding this went away and daytime talk shows went back to marital infidelity. In this case, there aren't even victims here being coerced to drive it, and the "bad guys" aren't going away because it's whoever the GOP faithful say it is (spoiler - it's the Democrats). There's no fuel to the fire, it's a self-sustaining reactor now. I mean, best case scenario it fades into the background pop culture radiation and joins the ranks of Roswell, JFK, alien abductions etc. that all became a national obsession for a while and eventually just ran out of new details. People will save face with "all the people behind it are dead now", and hand wave it away. I don't think that 37% are voting Democratic anytime soon anyway. Also, I still stand by the theory that half of them know it's bullshit but like being able to scream that anyone they don't like is a secret child molester and have thousands of likes on their twitter for doing so. This lockdown has provided a surplus of Karens who are angry they're limited in their ability to clutch their pearls, put on their best fake outraged face and lie to the Appleby's manager "I swear I heard the server call me a bitch, I demand she be fired and I get a 20% discount" and this is their outlet. Cicadalek posted:Does Bruno Mars Is Trans?
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 23:43 |
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OwlFancier posted:Actually thinking about it the plot of metal gear solid is very Q like. I want to introduce them to it. Cool, buddy
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# ? Oct 22, 2020 02:17 |
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MGS2 is the qanon one anyway
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# ? Oct 22, 2020 03:40 |
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This isn’t really qanon-related, but I just realized that the 1987 film Dragnet starring Tom Hanks and Dan Akroyd drew its plot from the satanic panic. I realized this because I just saw this wonderful music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT_QRKfv8H4
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# ? Oct 22, 2020 04:07 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:This isn’t really qanon-related, but I just realized that the 1987 film Dragnet starring Tom Hanks and Dan Akroyd drew its plot from the satanic panic. When you mentioned Dan Akroyd, I immediately checked to see if he's fallen into QAnon stuff, due to yeah being Dan Akroyd. Quick glance at his twitter seems that he hasn't, thank god. Mostly just talking about his vodka and occasionally mentioning ghost stuff. Akroyd maybe crazy be seems he's not that crazy at least!
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# ? Oct 22, 2020 04:48 |
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Mad Hamish posted:Oh my God she just went on a ten-minute ramble about how there were not one but two Jesuses and Trump is descended from both of them Pope: Look! The last supper is a significant event in the life of our Lord, the penultimate supper was not! Even if they had a conjurer and a mariachi band. Now, a last supper I commissioned from you, and a last supper I want! With twelve disciples and one Christ! Michelangelo: One?! Pope: Yes one! Now will you please tell me what in God's name possessed you to paint this with three Christs in it? Michelangelo: It works, mate! Pope: Works? Michelangelo: Yeah! It looks great! The fat one balances the two skinny ones.
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dr_rat posted:When you mentioned Dan Akroyd, I immediately checked to see if he's fallen into QAnon stuff, due to yeah being Dan Akroyd.
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# ? Oct 22, 2020 10:10 |
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Mad Hamish posted:My insane Q co-worker cheerfully told us all today that Biden will cancel Christmas this year and lock everyone up in internment camps if he wins. She also told us that Bruno Mars is a transman and you can tell that because he is so short. There was an additional shocking revelation that the Pope and Prince Philip are members of the Deep State who, like all of their kind, have bugs inside their eyes, which were first discovered in Québec and were brought to Europe by the Nazis. These bugs can be seen in TV broadcasts featuring Deep State individuals. The qanonanonymous podcast guys were sniggering about starting an eye bug rumour before they went to the recent Qult meetup. Their podcast about what went on there is due out soon(ish), usually a fun listen.
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# ? Oct 22, 2020 12:43 |
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Nessus posted:I think Dan Aykroyd is a legitimate committed Spiritualist, as in that is an actual religion and he is a member of it. So things like that probably provide you with a certain amount of grounding, bizarre as it may seem, as opposed to just sort of constantly digesting whatever the ambient bullshit is. He's also big into old school UFO stuff. He kind of got set into his conspiracy and paranormal thing groove a long time ago and he's sticking to them.
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# ? Oct 22, 2020 14:37 |
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RocknRollaAyatollah posted:He's also big into old school UFO stuff. He kind of got set into his conspiracy and paranormal thing groove a long time ago and he's sticking to them. My take on Akroyd is that he's weird and into paranormal stuff, but nothing malicious like QAnon.
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# ? Oct 22, 2020 16:18 |
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Just got in a shipment of deep state eye bugs, good quality, fair prices, hmu
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# ? Oct 22, 2020 16:29 |
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I'd imagine there are a lot of paranormal and alien enthusiasts that are quite annoyed at Qanon showing up and making the public equate their relatively-harmless beliefs with thinking there's a Democrat Satanic pedo-cabal.
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# ? Oct 22, 2020 17:35 |
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RocknRollaAyatollah posted:He's also big into old school UFO stuff. He kind of got set into his conspiracy and paranormal thing groove a long time ago and he's sticking to them. My dad is into this stuff too and he hates Trump. Was lately questioning if Trump was faking having Covid.
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# ? Oct 22, 2020 17:50 |
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Murgos posted:The, 'all the white folks gonna be put in internment camps when the libs win' has been going on since at least March. At least, that's when my brother started spewing it.
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# ? Oct 22, 2020 18:42 |