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There's never any consistency with these people, it doesn't matter if Christmas happens and no-one is put into a camp because by then they'll have absorbed some new insanity delivered straight into their brains by some dude on YouTube wearing sunglasses and a MAGA hat recorded from the front seat of his pickup truck. My co-worker was firmly insisting that Queen Elizabeth would be deposed by some random dude from the Internet who was secretly the true King of England (and shares Trump's double Jesus bloodline) on July 30th of this year, which was several months ago, and once that date came and went none of us heard anything about it again. All she does when she goes home at the end of the day is Park herself in front of the computer and watch crazy people on YouTube, it's the only media she consumes. Q people do not live in our reality and have no object or conceptual permanence.
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Mad Hamish posted:There's never any consistency with these people, it doesn't matter if Christmas happens and no-one is put into a camp because by then they'll have absorbed some new insanity delivered straight into their brains by some dude on YouTube wearing sunglasses and a MAGA hat recorded from the front seat of his pickup truck. Real life needs  sometimes...
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Mad Hamish posted:My co-worker was firmly insisting that Queen Elizabeth would be deposed by some random dude from the Internet who was secretly the true King of England (and shares Trump's double Jesus bloodline)
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Oct 23, 2020 05:42
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Pretty good posted:This guy rules btw https://www.kingof.uk/ this is... loving... insane
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Oct 23, 2020 05:59
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:this is... loving... insane It's too bad the Emperor of the USA isn't still around.
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Oct 23, 2020 07:23
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Oct 23, 2020 20:44
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NASA will reveal that every state is Florida It's what we deserve 
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Oct 23, 2020 20:57
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The cure for Coronavirus is a gun to the supreme court
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Oct 23, 2020 20:58
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From the comments lol
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Oct 23, 2020 20:59
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Illegally making every day halloween. Bone crimes is the best one though, hands down.
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Oct 23, 2020 21:06
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it's good imitation of bot writing, but it's def NOT bot writing. somebody played AI dungeon and got creative
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Oct 24, 2020 07:05
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I think we're all sleeping on JFK Jr. coming down every American's chimney on Christmas to deliver the gift of 9/11.
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Oct 24, 2020 07:11
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https://twitter.com/fisher1000/status/1319662828920426498
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Oct 24, 2020 07:23
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Nato announces climate change is a hoax greta thurnberg removes her child mask to reveal george soros and he pays america to forget this
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Oct 24, 2020 07:50
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The wheelchair of Stephen Hawking was an alive child. The weirdest thing about this one is I had no idea that QAnon had any theories about Stephen Hawking. Every single other one I can see roughly where the source material came from - I don't get that one though.
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Oct 24, 2020 08:58
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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:it's good imitation of bot writing, but it's def NOT bot writing. somebody played AI dungeon and got creative I do think it's a little suspect, but it's also possible that they did it like a million billion times and these are the only ones that were funny.
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Oct 24, 2020 10:50
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:this is... loving... insane This guys gone full Time Cube
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Oct 24, 2020 11:40
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Clarste posted:I do think it's a little suspect, but it's also possible that they did it like a million billion times and these are the only ones that were funny. This twitter account in particular has been known for basically these type of posts and they're just not possible with current bot tech. don't take it from me, take it from someone who does it for real - https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1007061610005794817
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That very same twitter thread has an update a year later saying that things that used to be impossible are now possible. And now it's been another year since then. I don't disagree that it's at the least heavily cherry-picked and edited to be more readable though.
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Shooting Blanks posted:The wheelchair of Stephen Hawking was an alive child.
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Oct 24, 2020 13:34
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I know they're not real but always get me.
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Shooting Blanks posted:The wheelchair of Stephen Hawking was an alive child. CERN tried to open a black hole under Switzerland and summon Satan and then consume the whole earth. And Hawking was the one who tried to convince everyone that nothing bad would happen because he invented the Hawking radiation(and there were never any studies on how dangerous his radiation is. Does it cause cancer? Nobody ever investigated it!)
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Oct 24, 2020 14:53
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Pretty good posted:He visited Epstein's island in the 2000s Well, realistically what could he have gotten up to there? Did a child slave massage his temples or something?
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I never thought about it before, but how many of these people had some kind of bad relationship with their parents that makes them think it’s normal for fathers to lust after their own daughters? I never thought about how trauma might predispose someone to this poo poo, but it’s true of other cults and things like recovered memory of ufo abduction, so why not?
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Oct 24, 2020 19:54
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Telling the world about your sexual attraction for your child IS acting on it.
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Oct 24, 2020 20:33
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Pretty good posted:He visited Epstein's island in the 2000s one thing that's come out is that a decent chunk of the people who went to his island were either actively shielded from his bullshit because epstein wanted them around for reasons that weren't child sex, or were just genuinely too dumb to put 1 and 1 together on what was happening like, apparently matt groening was around some nasty poo poo, but per one of the victims who claimed this, seemed to have absolutely zero clue that everything wasn't on the up and up
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Oct 24, 2020 20:39
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Didn't Epstein try to infiltrate into scientist circles? Like he donated/organised donations to a lot of science groups and cultivated a lot of scientists with the prospect of that. Not especially suprising he got Hawkings to visit him.
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Oct 24, 2020 20:52
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wow i wonder why this place is called pedophile island, seems nice to me
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Oct 24, 2020 20:53
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 I will never get over Donald Trump ending up the messianic figure in a cult following the warmed up scraps of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
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WeedlordGoku69 posted:one thing that's come out is that a decent chunk of the people who went to his island were either actively shielded from his bullshit because epstein wanted them around for reasons that weren't child sex, or were just genuinely too dumb to put 1 and 1 together on what was happening He gave one of them a personalized signed and dated sketch of Homer Simpson and another one for her to give to her dad who she said also liked the show. I feel like even a pedophile rapist who felt very protected or someone who was vaguely aware there might be some rape happening would stop a little short of doing that exact thing.
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Yeah the thing about rich and powerful serial rapists like Epstein, Sandusky, Jimmy Savile, etc is that there are three kinds of people in their social and professional circles: -Those who genuinely didn't know -Those who knew but chose not to do anything because predators look out for other predators -Those who knew but could do nothing or else risk their lives or at least their livelihoods The problem is figuring out who fits into which slot can take years of coordinated effort, and not everyone's up for that
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DarklyDreaming posted:Yeah the thing about rich and powerful serial rapists like Epstein, Sandusky, Jimmy Savile, etc is that there are three kinds of people in their social and professional circles: The movie The Assistant which is about a Weinstein-type figure depicts the situation pretty well, where speaking up is useless because everybody knows already.
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:He gave one of them a personalized signed and dated sketch of Homer Simpson and another one for her to give to her dad who she said also liked the show. I feel like even a pedophile rapist who felt very protected or someone who was vaguely aware there might be some rape happening would stop a little short of doing that exact thing. ...you know, it just clicked for me that he might have actually caught on, not been okay with what was happening, and decided his best play was to 1) not rock the boat, 2) play as dumb as possible, and 3) give one of the victims some hard evidence of Strange poo poo Going On to take home with her.
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I highly doubt Honeypot Island was just 24/7 rape parties everywhere, and flying someone to a private island on your jet is an easy way to get them to owe you a favour while at the same time casing them to work out if they would be a good candidate for induction into the Super Special Club. You're supposed to draw blackmail targets in slowly rather than just jumping straight to the satantic rituals on day one.
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I know these are human written but I’m about to go write a song based around a hook of “I can’t get to work baby ‘cause I’m stuck in your sex traffic!”
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https://twitter.com/monstrundryobed...ingawful.com%2F I sure am excited to hear about this at work today! Mad Hamish fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Oct 26, 2020 |
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Oct 26, 2020 13:08
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Love reading Q folks who always say "save children" are lusting for a man's son to die of an OD.
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Mad Hamish posted:https://twitter.com/monstrundryobed...ingawful.com%2F Lmao the q-lines are getting crossed. The smartest thing they did early on was the “disinformation is necessary” poo poo cause then both can already justify both claims to themselves when nothing has happened by tomorrow.
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So what's the most stupiderist Q thinger?
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