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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Johnny Aztec posted:

Is that Tim Allen?

LMAO, I was thinking the same thing.

I wanted to make some kind of cocaine fueled rat-fink joke, but I couldn't figure one out.

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Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
Link opens a chest and holds a shining new item above his head. Triumphant music slowly swells to a crescendo of---

AUUGH?!

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

The Triforce of More Power

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

There must be a mod that changes all of link's grunting to tim allen grunting.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

OwlFancier posted:

There must be a mod that changes all of link's grunting to tim allen grunting.

Well there's this one, at least https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji9qSuQapFY

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Is it bad that I can still tell what level they're on?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
I don't think so, Princess

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

rodbeard posted:

Is it bad that I can still tell what level they're on?

The inverted cross archway is a pretty distinctive landmark that I don’t think they use anywhere else in either of the first two games.

So I don’t think it means anything more than “you play Doom”.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
This is sublime

BooDooBoo
Jul 14, 2005

That makes no sense to me at all.


https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/severancemdr.gif

Is this weird?

My local chippy had one like this for YEARS, since I was a child!

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Is this where we talk about Universal Studios Spiderman ride's preshow animation?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If you like just absolutely terrible early videogame cover art Stuart Ashens did a big presentation on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFF9O73iwko

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Almost positive I saw Jeff Gerstmann play one of these exact games once

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Imagine if they brought out a computer called 'The Spectrum' nowadays. Sure would rustle some jimmies.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Big tiddy goth gorillfriend

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

*attempts to turn on monitor*

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It's still weird thinking that a village in leicestershire had its own computer company apparently.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

It's still weird thinking that a village in leicestershire had its own computer company apparently.

Actually it isn't. To make computer games you needed a computer, some electricity, and a guy. Literally the best-suited thing for a cottage industry.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Oh yeah I know why there was a bunch of tiny bedroom shops in the UK in the early days, it's still just funny seeing these random places showing up.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Donkey Kong Country and Goldeneye were produced in a farmhouse in rural Leicestershire

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Actually it isn't. To make computer games you needed a computer, some electricity, and a guy. Literally the best-suited thing for a cottage industry.

:golfclap:

ellspurs
Sep 12, 2007
Kappa :o

Pretty good posted:

Donkey Kong Country and Goldeneye were produced in a farmhouse in rural Leicestershire

And the main office for Codemasters is not too far away in Southam, Warwickshire.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Gaben has the long D but doesn't have the Half-life Three

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Gaben: A genie appeared and offered me wishes to improve my body, but each would be in exchange for my intellect. First it offered to make me thin and healthy, but I would forget how to read.

Me: You turned that down?

Gaben: Of course. My mind is far too important. Then it offered me a long d, but I would be unable to count past two.

Me: And what was the third wish?

Gaben: The what?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

RandomFerret posted:

Gaben: A genie appeared and offered me wishes to improve my body, but each would be in exchange for my intellect. First it offered to make me thin and healthy, but I would forget how to read.

Me: You turned that down?

Gaben: Of course. My mind is far too important. Then it offered me a long d, but I would be unable to count past two.

Me: And what was the third wish?

Gaben: The what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGQadfwJqyg

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

Oh yeah I know why there was a bunch of tiny bedroom shops in the UK in the early days, it's still just funny seeing these random places showing up.

Software was loving everywhere

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


https://twitter.com/Mevans2703/status/1331340679210016775

"Your friend is waiting for you in the garage" -Rosalina

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


They made a boot-leg of this with Jack Black, you know!

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
There's something so depressing about crap cgi animation. Just miserable to look at.

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


Lizard Combatant posted:

There's something so depressing about crap cgi animation. Just miserable to look at.

Just looking at that cover erased part of my already-minimal soul forever

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

I'm glad someone is willing to fight the pandas

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Killingyouguy! posted:

I'm glad someone is willing to fight the pandas

Time to crack open a bear

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
I went looking for the trailer and found
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8s-agVDrEg

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
It's exactly as bad as the poster suggests.

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