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The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous.
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Nov 5, 2020 19:23
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https://twitter.com/aidan_smx/status/1324362800517402625
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Nov 5, 2020 20:21
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i like the implication that libertarians wouldn't consider voting for a democrat as their second choice. as much as i despise libertarians there are a lot of them that would chose a democrat over GOP and view the latter as utterly hypocritical and the former as more in line with protecting personal freedoms for people
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Nov 5, 2020 20:28
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this is the good poo poo I fuckin hate Joe Biden but I'm not going to let that stop me from enjoying the sweetest and juiciest chud meltdowns on record
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Nov 5, 2020 20:33
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Have you met my wife-in-disgust?
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Nov 5, 2020 22:27
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Pentecoastal Elites posted:this is the good poo poo They're all European posters. Americans can't type.
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Nov 5, 2020 22:28
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did Jo even come close to changing the results anywhere besides Wisconsin? maybe PA when it's all said and done? (assuming all libertarians would have voted Trump ofc) e: also a bunch of neocons lined up behind Biden so that first image isn't even accurate
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Nov 5, 2020 22:53
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change my name posted:The Predicit comment sections are real good sources of schadenfreude right now if you want to see chuds melting down over losing thousands of dollars, lmao I believe there was a brief period of time during the night's count when betting markets swung from Biden towards Trump. I'd imagine some people put a fuckload of money into it. I just went to bed.
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Nov 6, 2020 00:08
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Phobophilia posted:I believe there was a brief period of time during the night's count when betting markets swung from Biden towards Trump. I thought about it, but there was absolutely no loving way I was going to draw the eyes of 2020.
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Nov 6, 2020 00:10
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indigi posted:did Jo even come close to changing the results anywhere besides Wisconsin? maybe PA when it's all said and done? (assuming all libertarians would have voted Trump ofc) Biden is sitting on 264 electoral votes right now and needs at least another 6 to win the election. He's currently less than 1,800 votes behind Trump in Georgia and slooowly gaining ground, he's expected to overtake him later tonight and eventually beat him by several thousand votes which will give him an additional 16 electoral college votes. Jorgensen got 61,328 votes in that state. 
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Nov 6, 2020 05:50
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Libertarians, like the Riders of Rohan but as soon as they show up they all start accidentally discharging their guns
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Nov 6, 2020 06:06
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Biden is sitting on 264 electoral votes right now and needs at least another 6 to win the election. He's currently less than 1,800 votes behind Trump in Georgia and slooowly gaining ground, he's expected to overtake him later tonight and eventually beat him by several thousand votes which will give him an additional 16 electoral college votes. Imagine if the difference is smaller than the number of write-in votes, that could be blamed on anybody, by anybody, for whichever outcome
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Nov 6, 2020 07:54
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Cold on a Cob posted:i like the implication that libertarians wouldn't consider voting for a democrat as their second choice. as much as i despise libertarians there are a lot of them that would chose a democrat over GOP and view the latter as utterly hypocritical and the former as more in line with protecting personal freedoms for people eh sorry homeslice. but personal experience plus data would say the 4channers are correct in this case. there's something like 90%+ libertarians that would either side with republicans or are secret republicans. there's a reason you have that saying that libertarians are just republicans that like weed. also why legendary libertarians, matt and trey of south park fame said "we hate conservatives but we REALLY loving hate liberals"
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Nov 6, 2020 07:57
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Okay I'm changing my victory music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxLCIsbmnUU
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Nov 6, 2020 08:05
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Mr Interweb posted:"we hate conservatives but we REALLY loving hate liberals" 
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Nov 6, 2020 08:06
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Mr Interweb posted:eh sorry homeslice. but personal experience plus data would say the 4channers are lol
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Nov 6, 2020 08:18
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https://www.boston.com/news/politics/2020/11/05/an-election-judge-worked-at-a-polling-place-despite-a-covid-19-diagnosis-and-then-diedquote:A suburban St. Louis election official who worked at a polling place on Election Day despite a positive test for the coronavirus has now died, raising concerns for the nearly 2,000 people who voted there.
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Nov 6, 2020 08:33
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More like “Terrorist bearing bioweapons poses as election official”
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Nov 6, 2020 08:36
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Phobophilia posted:I believe there was a brief period of time during the night's count when betting markets swung from Biden towards Trump. Trump was straight up favored last time I checked which is lmao because of how many things have to break his way.
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Nov 6, 2020 10:40
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Platystemon posted:More like “Terrorist bearing bioweapons poses as election official” That's exactly it. Listen, Biden is whatever but if you aren't telling Trump supporters "I voted for him to make you mad" you're missing out.
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Nov 6, 2020 12:58
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:That's exactly it. Biden is not "whatever". He's how you get a Trump in the first place.
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Nov 6, 2020 13:03
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:That's exactly it. Gotta take your joy where you can find it these days.
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Nov 6, 2020 13:10
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So the libertarian lady in Wisconsin is the Republican version of Jill Stein?
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Nov 6, 2020 13:23
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we can probably get qanon nuts who are always scraeming about child trafficking to get very mad at libertarians
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Nov 6, 2020 13:34
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Forceholy posted:So the libertarian lady in Wisconsin is the Republican version of Jill Stein? Well as far as we know she’s not a Russian pawn, so not quite.
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Nov 6, 2020 13:41
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wouldn’t she be the gop version of nader
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Nov 6, 2020 13:44
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Voting biden to own the cons
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Nov 6, 2020 14:06
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Joe Gillian posted:Biden is not "whatever". He's how you get a Trump in the first place. Yeah totally. It wasn't years of the right's erosion of normal decency, or their refusal to compromise on things, or the tea party, or blind greed. It was a democrat. Sure, pal.
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Nov 6, 2020 14:20
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Yeah totally. It wasn't years of the right's erosion of normal decency, or their refusal to compromise on things, or the tea party, or blind greed. It was a democrat. Sure, pal. Nothing to do with the Crime Bill, a decision to invade Iraq, voting for NAFTA, serving vice president to the guy that handed Trump the presidency. You have the foresight of a proper DNC candidate. How do you quantify "erosion of normal decency" when they've been the same batshit lunatics since at least the Reagan administration, succeeded in dragging the Democrats right with every President since Clinton and helped with destroying any solidarity with the working class forever? void_serfer has issued a correction as of 14:36 on Nov 6, 2020 |
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Nov 6, 2020 14:26
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https://twitter.com/rileyraygriffin/status/1324698927413796871
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Nov 6, 2020 14:52
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I think this one may be getting cause and effect mixed up
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Nov 6, 2020 15:08
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Forceholy posted:So the libertarian lady in Wisconsin is the Republican version of Jill Stein? probably not, third-party voters have been shown to mostly stay home (or leave that position blank) instead of switching if not given the option of their preferred party for stuff like the president
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Nov 6, 2020 16:02
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Yeah totally. It wasn't years of the right's erosion of normal decency, or their refusal to compromise on things, or the tea party, or blind greed. It was a democrat. Sure, pal.
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Nov 6, 2020 17:21
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Yeah totally. It wasn't years of the right's erosion of normal decency, or their refusal to compromise on things, or the tea party, or blind greed. It was a democrat. Sure, pal. Conservatives have been batshit nuts since Goldwater but democrats like Biden keep trying to work with them and declare that they are not the enemy. Conservatives haven’t done anything in a bubble, they’ve needed either passivity or assent from democrats to do all of that. Democrats aren’t the poor little underdogs here, they’re the party of wealthy coastal liberals and they have massive resources at their disposal which they mostly use to ensure that captive minorities continue to vote for them so they can continue to give big sloppy handjobs to Wall Street and banks and pharma and insurance. And if Democrats are feeling really benevolent they might hand out a few scraps to the non-millionaires who vote for them because the only alternative is the literal blood and soil party.
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Nov 6, 2020 17:36
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Also, America has never been decent, that’s loving bullshit.
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Nov 6, 2020 17:37
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It's 2020 and y'all both sides people are dumb. One party has literally ushered in fascism and it wasn't the people on the left.
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Nov 6, 2020 18:26
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the democrats and republicans are repeatedly playing out the prisoner’s dilemma except the democrats never learn and also actually love being in prison
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Nov 6, 2020 18:27
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Yeah totally. It wasn't years of the right's erosion of normal decency, or their refusal to compromise on things, or the tea party, or blind greed. It was a democrat. Sure, pal. pop fly to McGillicutty posted:It's 2020 and y'all both sides people are dumb. actually lol yes it was both you stupid gently caress. enabling a fascist party (the republicans) the way they (the democrats) do is in fact ushering in fascism. you're even accidentally using fascism correctly: turning the tools of the empire against its own people in the service of capital (i.e. the rich loving over the poor). again: these loving shitlords had total government control in 2009-2010. right after GWB. a chance to right the shitshow that was america murdering/starving/causing the deaths of millions of civilians over the years preceding. is a personal thing for me in that their specific "incompetence" was what made me realize we're hosed as a nation because our leadership only serves the rich, full stop. prior to then I was a dumbass just like you. now I'm a new kind of dumbass. a dumbass that is inherently better than your dumb rear end. this post is to help you be less of a dumb dumbass, you dumbass. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/111th_United_States_Congress the 111th congress, a coalition of shitlumps. not as in "these congresspeople are subhuman pieces of poo poo," though they are, but as in "if these people were replaced with lumps of poo poo, it would be the same net effect in dealing with the real problems we face." total democrat control over house, senate, and presidency. what'd the people get? --bank bailouts with no serious prosecution or regulation --no resistance to/possibly direct support of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizens_United_v._FEC (citizens united, aka "the money of the rich has more voice than you, now loving die quietly in the streets, pissant.") which honestly is probably directly responsible for the acceleration of the destruction of everything since after that, high-polluting corporations could just dump as much money into campaigns as they wanted to, fully mask-off, so if I had to pick one particular "lol you dumbass yes, the DNC is heavily responsible for trump," this would be it since it allowed the money faucets to drown what shreds of a pretend-democracy we had, aka ushering in fascism by allowing capital to work even more unopposed against the interests of literally everyone else. --no holding-accountable of BP for ruining the gulf coast (remember? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deepwater_Horizon_oil_spill?) --a half-assed 90s republican healthcare plan rebranded as obamacare instead of actually helping the most vulnerable 20+ million who still could not afford the ACA (because when something is "affordable" it is by definition something that "costs money" so "poor people are hosed yet again." yeah it's great that about 20+ million other people got quasi-not-poo poo healthcare, but again: total government control. and they used what republicans poo poo out in the 90s instead of something that actually helps people. https://www.congress.gov/bill/103rd-congress/senate-bill/1770 is the bill that became obamacare. yeah, the HEART act. from loving chafee.) --no gitmo closing --new cages for kids --enhancements/streamlining to GWB's dronesassination program --a nice general sense of "guys we're just too loving stupid to deal with the republicans. they're just too politically savvy. sure we hold all the levers of power, but we will loving die before we exercise any of that power to help you plebian fucktards since we know you'll just vote for us again. lol get fukt hahaha you think they won't 'work with us' lol you goddamn dumbasses we work for the same ultra wealthy people which is why every corporation that has real money donates to both parties hahaha oh poo poo is my mic still on" there's probably more poo poo but I spent most of that time real fuckin drunk because it became increasingly clear that GWB was not an aberration, he was the embodiment of Real America, as in The Hyperwealthy Who Never Really Worked For Their Wealth: just dumbfucks who lucked into money and power and privilege because they fell out of the right cunts at the right time, and think they know a goddamn thing because of that luck. this also doesn't go into the voting records of these same shitlords (how they helped start the iraq war for instance) or how these same shitlords spent the preceding 2-3 decades gutting american industry for the wealthy with nothing given to the poeple who lost their jobs to the imperial core finally turning to devour its own (i.e. capital going fully global and not solely making GBS threads on the minorities within its own borders but starting to poo poo harder on everyone in the working class regardless of identity). it's less that the democrats "caused" trump and more that "the democrats are not your friends you loving idiot, they exist to be the nice hand of the rich relative to the mean hand of the rich that are the republicans. they don't actually hate trump, or the republicans. it's kayfabe." I mean it's cute that people believe we're a two-party state but: Julius Nyerere posted:The United States is also a one-party state, but with typical American extravagance, they have two of them. YOLOsubmarine posted:Also, America has never been decent, that’s loving bullshit. also this. slavery, it's not good folks, many people are saying!! (and if you think we ended slavery after the civil war then holy poo poo)
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but ORANGE MAN BAD
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