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I used to know someone whose favorite way of eating eggs was fried over hard with the yolks broken It takes all kinds
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Ziv Zulander posted:I used to know someone whose favorite way of eating eggs was fried over hard with the yolks broken no it don’t
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Nov 7, 2020 10:35
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Ziv Zulander posted:I used to know someone whose favorite way of eating eggs was fried over hard with the yolks broken You may know my wife. She only likes overcooked eggs
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Nov 7, 2020 13:52
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just wrap a whole egg in wax paper and microwave it like a civilized adult, jesus
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Nov 7, 2020 17:15
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Just turn your egg into a knife https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFCNUvFEVFY
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Nov 7, 2020 19:08
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Dunno-Lars posted:Just turn your egg into a knife I love that dude's videos
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Nov 7, 2020 20:24
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My stepmom likes her egg whites runny. She calls it "rooster juice." I hate both of these things and it is really the only thing I don't like about her.
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Nov 7, 2020 20:51
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RoboRodent posted:My stepmom likes her egg whites runny. She calls it "rooster juice." I'm not going to be able to unsee this.
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Nov 7, 2020 20:58
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Did anyone else get told as a kid they have to smash a hole in the egg shell once you are done with it, otherwise witches can use them to fly around?
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Nov 7, 2020 22:20
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Dunno-Lars posted:Just turn your egg into a knife
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Nov 7, 2020 23:45
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RoboRodent posted:My stepmom likes her egg whites runny. She calls it "rooster juice." Once my mom got weird eggs at a resort and the French chef said the eggs were from a boy chicken. Also, if you're bad at poaching eggs, make eggs blindfolded! That's when you add an ice cube to the pan and then put a lid on it until the ice melts. I like them best over grits.
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Nov 7, 2020 23:57
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Dunno-Lars posted:Just turn your egg into a knife I want that dude's carp sandals
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Nov 8, 2020 01:05
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spiderbot posted:Did anyone else get told as a kid they have to smash a hole in the egg shell once you are done with it, otherwise witches can use them to fly around? No. Have you considered therapy for this?
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Nov 8, 2020 01:55
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spiderbot posted:Did anyone else get told as a kid they have to smash a hole in the egg shell once you are done with it, otherwise witches can use them to fly around? Nope. Why wouldn't the witches just buy their own eggs? Eggs are cheap.
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Nov 8, 2020 02:34
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Facebook Aunt posted:Nope. Why wouldn't the witches just buy their own eggs? Eggs are cheap. It's a union thing.
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Nov 8, 2020 02:35
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Taking direction from the Beastie boys and their songs 'egg man' and ' egg raid on mojo' I threw an awful lot of eggs when I was a teenager. Something something, eggs aw gently caress I forget now what my point was.
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Nov 8, 2020 02:39
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wesleywillis posted:Taking direction from the Beastie boys and their songs 'egg man' and ' egg raid on mojo' I threw an awful lot of eggs when I was a teenager. Something something, eggs aw gently caress I forget now what my point was. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w
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Nov 8, 2020 06:56
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spiderbot posted:Did anyone else get told as a kid they have to smash a hole in the egg shell once you are done with it, otherwise witches can use them to fly around? I thought I was the only one!
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Nov 8, 2020 11:22
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My favorite breakfast is a raw egg on rice. Add soy sauce to taste. Breakfast of champions.
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Nov 8, 2020 12:02
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ScottyJSno posted:My favorite breakfast is a raw egg on rice. Add soy sauce to taste. Breakfast of champions. Is it just a raw egg in the middle or do you mix it into the warm rice and it makes a kind of sauce like spaghetti carbonara? Because I've had an idea to try something like that before. Though, I'm sure it's been done but I'm curious.
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Nov 8, 2020 14:16
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That's called tamago kake gohan, it's a thing in japan. I have wanted to try it but I am unsure how raw egg on rice can possibly be good.
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Nov 8, 2020 14:21
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Nov 8, 2020 14:31
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Yeahhhh I don't really like wet eggs. I can just about handle scrambled egg lightly cooked but that looks too wet for my taste.
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Nov 8, 2020 14:34
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OwlFancier posted:Yeahhhh I don't really like wet eggs. I can just about handle scrambled egg lightly cooked but that looks too wet for my taste. You like 'em Ben Shapiro style.
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Nov 8, 2020 14:39
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Eggs make my throat close up which is a shame bc they look like fun, there's so many ways to cook an egg
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Nov 8, 2020 15:27
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Killingyouguy! posted:Eggs make my throat close up which is a shame bc they look like fun, there's so many ways to cook an egg There are one hundred ways to cook an egg One hundred cooking ways Way one: throw it on the floor One hundred cooking ways
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Nov 8, 2020 15:46
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I do not eat powdered egg, please do not put in the newspaper that I eat powdered egg like ben shapiro. Runny yolk is nice but I've never particularly liked homogenous partially cooked egg slop.
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Nov 8, 2020 16:47
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OwlFancier posted:I do not eat powdered egg, please do not put in the newspaper that I eat powdered egg like ben shapiro. I'm just joshing you. I get it. I don't like "wet" eggs either. Runny yoke, yeah but beyond that I'm on your side. I just like the Shapiro analogy. Are powdered eggs a thing?
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Nov 8, 2020 16:55
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I'm pretty sure yes, it's like powdered milk, when you need it to last a long time.
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Nov 8, 2020 17:00
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OwlFancier posted:I'm pretty sure yes, it's like powdered milk, when you need it to last a long time. So, nothing like Ben Shapiro, then?
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Nov 8, 2020 22:28
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The Ape of Naples posted:I'm just joshing you. I get it. I don't like "wet" eggs either. Runny yoke, yeah but beyond that I'm on your side. I just like the Shapiro analogy. Are powdered eggs a thing? Yes, they're fully dehydrated eggs, for when you want shelf-stable eggs instead of having to buy a dozen at a time every week or so. There's also liquid egg, for when you want to use a lot of egg but you don't want to worry about all those shells (they use liquid egg at fast food breakfast.)
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Nov 8, 2020 23:21
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I like to add some flavor to instant ramen by adding cooked peas and carrots, draining off half the water before adding the seasoning, and cracking a couple of eggs into it before the second round of cooking. Yeah, it's a college era quality of life improvement, but if you're on a tight budget you can stretch it and get some vegetables and protein in addition to your carbs and salt. I don't really eat ramen anymore since it's so carb heavy and I'm diabetic, but on the rare occasion I do, that makes it a much more filling and less horrible meal for me. Killingyouguy! posted:Eggs make my throat close up which is a shame bc they look like fun, there's so many ways to cook an egg
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Nov 8, 2020 23:52
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The Ape of Naples posted:I'm just joshing you. I get it. I don't like "wet" eggs either. Runny yoke, yeah but beyond that I'm on your side. I just like the Shapiro analogy. Are powdered eggs a thing? If you have ever eaten breakfast at any kind of institutionalized meal hall (college/military/the clink) you have for sure had powdered eggs. They aren’t good but I have a weird nostalgia for them.
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Nov 9, 2020 01:56
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Ugly In The Morning posted:If you have ever eaten breakfast at any kind of institutionalized meal hall (college/military/the clink) you have for sure had powdered eggs. Reminds me of the time Sue and Giles ate them on the WWII episode of Supersizers Go. They look rank, but I guess they enjoyed them a lot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOE0VP0EZ0M&t=458s
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Nov 9, 2020 02:43
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Ugly In The Morning posted:If you have ever eaten breakfast at any kind of institutionalized meal hall (college/military/the clink) you have for sure had powdered eggs. I've eaten many pounds of this stuff:  For a few weeks that, and canned beans were the only sources of protein I had available. It's not a terrible substitute for typical American style cooked-to-death scrambled eggs and omelettes, taste and texture are surprisingly okish, drown in ketchup and hot sauce per usual. Scraping Ova Easy off hot steam pipes is less pleasant. Not a good replacement for properly cooked fresh eggs by any measure. Lots of personal trauma from being subjected to a diet of ~1000 cal/day consisting of egg crystals, rice, bread, and cooking oil. Excellent life hack for dropping 30lbs in a month though. E: real life hack is to live in a country with adequate sanitation standards for chickens, so they don't have to wash the eggs, then enjoy fresh eggs for up to 2 months if stored in a cool (not necessarily refrigerated) dry place, and seep eating lovely powdered eggs. Elviscat has a new favorite as of 03:14 on Nov 9, 2020 |
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Nov 9, 2020 03:11
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Nov 9, 2020 08:41
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That's gotta be the droopiest ceiling titty I've ever seen
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Nov 9, 2020 14:42
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Ugly In The Morning posted:
Same. They're pretty bland, but there's something satisfying about a big plate of vaguely eggy chunks covered in your condiments of choice.
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